The Tree
I've been an occasional regular at TD's Eubank for 20 years. The place has had its ups and downs over the years, but I've had some amazing experiences in here. I like the place because it's generally a low-key, gritty club with a variety of dancers, young and old, all body shapes, all ethnicities. I've had a lot of in-club fun with various dancers, but this visit, which occurred back in October, 2019, was a first for me. I arrived in the middle of a weekday afternoon. I actually like to come in that time of day because the place is usually pretty mellow. It was typical of that day and time--not very busy, with maybe 8 or so dancers. In fact, it was kind of boring; my regular girl wasn't working, and I didn't find any of the other dancers inspiring during 4-5 table dances. As I was finishing a drink and thinking about getting out of there, a dancer I'd never seen before took the stage. She was Latina, older, maybe late 30s or early 40s, with a decent spinner's body. I'd call her a 6. I like to tip the girls on stage when the place is dead, and I did so, getting a nice ass-rub on my crotch. When the dance was over, she came over to me and I got a table dance. She was good and got me hard. Now comes the first for me--she says that it feels like I've got a tree in my pants and she hasn't had a steady boyfriend in a while and would I like to get my dick sucked. My answer, of course, was yes, so we head to the VIP. We give it a go in there, but the current configuration of the VIP makes it a hit-or-miss proposition; sometimes there's just too much traffic in there to take care of business. Well, she gives it a go, but it's too risky, so she says why don't we head down the street to a parking lot to take care of the tree. Long story short, I head down Eubank to our designated meeting place--it's now about 5:30 pm and still light out--and she sure enough shows up, wearing only a t-shirt and velour shorts. She climbs into my ride and proceeds to give me a fantastic BBCIMBJ. Now this whole episode was so unexpected that I did not negotiate terms, figuring that I'd see how it played out. (As an aside, the vibe and conversation with her in the club was excellent so I wasn't too concerned about a problem.) Anyhow, we finish up and she asks me for a little something and I give her $60.
This is the thing about this club--you can go in 5 times in a row and it sucks but then on the 6th time you have a lot of fun.
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