TD's Eubank
Closed
2120 Eubank Blvd NE Albuquerque, NM 87112

Not too bad

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jerro
May 10, 2019, 8:44 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

I hadn't been to TD's Eubank for a while. I arrived around 8:30 hoping that my favorite dancer (Raine) would be there as she promised but she didn't get there until nearly 9:30. When I arrived there were only about a half dozen customers. There seemed to be more dancers than customers, but most of the dancers were hanging out with their friends or staring at their cell phones. The stage was empty a lot of the time, but that got better as the night progressed. This was the worst DJ I've ever experienced at this club. I don't know what language he was trying to speak, but it wasn't anything I could understand.

Dancers ranged from thick and heavy (Holy Cellulite, Batman!) to quite hot. At first I was not approached by any dancers, but after a while they began to come over and visit (some plopped down in my lap) and ask if I wanted a dance. I told them that I was waiting for my fave to arrive and they politely left.One lovely blonde dancer (a 9 in my book) wearing a g-string and a multi strand gold chain that gave a great view of her perfect tits came back and offered a dance to "warm me up" while I waited. Her $10 table dance was amazing and did indeed warm me up. Finally Raine arrived and I got 4 table dances that were sweet, sexy, and made me feel special. I would have stayed longer if I hadn't been tired from a long day, so I missed out on the wet tee shirt contest later that night. This apparently has become a standard late Wednesday night feature.

Details of my visit: on entering there was the usual drivers license scan and check for weapons. Instead of paying the door fee I gave a copy of the coupon on their website. A bottle of water was $4 plus tip. Jennay was the hottest looking of the dancers, but Raine is still my fave.

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