Reviews

Was in Key West for some downtime and decided to head off the beaten patch to Bare Assets. A friend raved about a girl that worked weekends, so I have to see for meself. Once…

Bare Assets talent is not as attractive as the girls on Duval Street, but unlike the Duval clubs, this place doesn't have the typical tourist hustle going on. Whereas on Duval you'll pay well…

Bare Assets is off the beaten path, for certain, but worth the extra walk / ride. Compared to the places on Duval, Bare Assets is less crowded and easier to relax at. Located…

This seems to be the preferred locals hangout at this point. On various nights, they have some attractive dancers, othertimes not at all. It is summertime (off season) in Key West now, so…

Bare Assets is a little farther than the other two in town, mostly a locals crowd. It is the only one that has free parking available due to the other ones being on duval st.…

I hadn't been here since the days when Teasers operated in half the building. The new setup is good if generic, with plenty of seating at the stage and elsewhere. Most of the patrons and…

This club has recently been renovated, giving it a more appealing atmosphere especially that it now has more room and a bigger private dance area. Hardwood floors and better lighting just add more umph!.…

Made a visit recently, and it was quite a bit better than my last visits...maybe because he tourist season is picking back up? I find the downtown clubs to be 120% hustle and not…

Well, on a weekend visit, I thought I would try out several of the KW clubs to report on them. This one was pleasant, off the main Old Town tourist areas. There were several attractive…

This place does open in the afternoon, so it gives ou somewhere to go. In days gone by I had some hot experiences here, but that seems to all be gone now. This…

Went just after they opened on a Wednesday afternoon. here were about four dancers. Two were very large and not extremely attractive. One was extremely cute and looked to have a fabulous…

I went to this place last month. I have to say it is the worst in town. Better to stay on Duval Street and check out the other two while you are bar hopping.…