Bare Assets is off the beaten...

Bare Assets is off the beaten path, for certain, but worth the extra walk / ride. Compared to the places on Duval, Bare Assets is less crowded and easier to relax at. Located on Truman where Teasers once operated, the stage area is large, with two adjoining areas for dancers to perform. Drinks are less expensive than downtown (but it is still Key West), and it's usually quiet enough you can easily get a spot at the bar or by the stage, but busy enough you don't end up feeling like the only guy with dollar bills in the county.

On my last visit, I found a spot by the stage and settled in with a beer and cigar. I was treated to a procession one after another of beautiful girls of varying hair color, ethnicity, build, and age (They were mostly young, but I for one don't mind the 30+ year old gals as long as they remain enthusiastic and in good figure). As is typical in places off the beaten path, some of the girls were clearly new to dancing and seemed unsteady on their platform heels, but several clearly knew their business and worked the pole and the crowd with style.

After an hour or so, I settled my mind on a 20ish young lady with a Russian accent (real or fake? Who cares???) and an ample bosom (real. I DO care). She proved a spitfire in the back room, providing a dance to remember. She had a knack for changing up her position while continuously maintaining good friction, and whenever facing me, she made intense and direct eye contact (something about that is just so hot). By the end of the 1st song I was grinning from ear to ear. By the end of the 2nd song she was nibbling on my lip and ear and purring like a kitten...