Reviews

I visited Crazy Horse last Tuesday evening..honestly, the quality of dancers had diminished a good bit from my last visit, along with the quality of dances. The lappers I got were pretty standard fare, not…

I'm giving Crazy Horse a perfect score because I was so amazed that a club of its quality existed in Port Allen. I feel like a trip to PA isn't complete without visiting the club!…

I last visited Crazy Horse two weeks ago..not very busy at first, but it did liven up later in the evening. Lots of good at this club..the dancers are really attractive (as a rule)…

Every once in a while I stop in here and remember how I used to enjoy it's former existence as "Topcats"..well, surprise!!!! The girls have gotten friendlier, the drinks not as expensive (especially the…

Typical setup walk in not so hot girl that thinks she is sitting at the desk to get your cover ($7) walk in and club is divided in 3 sections, 1 large stage/bar, 1 smaller…

If you get a chance, check out Noami and Deserae, they make a bangin team in VIP... I think they're dating or something, which makes the experience really action packed. Crazy Horse has a…

The place is finally remodeled and looks pretty good..the dancers are young and attractive...That's about it for the good stuff!
Drinks are EXPENSIVE..$8.00 for a gin and tonic, after the obligatory tip to the bartender, there…

I've been back a few times since my last review and the place has definitely improved. Quite a few really good looking girls and most were pretty good at low-pressure requests for dances.…

Went to the Crazy Horse for the first time. Arrived a little after 9 on Thursday night. The parking lot was full and had to park around the back. The tables were…

I would have to disagree with the last author about this place heading downhill, I have been to this club before with mixed results. This visit was my first since they've reopened the addition (was…

In my last review, I neglected to review the best part, the private dances. I got a few private dances from Jessica (more later). The private dance area here consists of individual fairly private rooms…

This club seems to be sliding downhill. I visited before and this review is based on three visits in 5 days after x-mass 08. On the inside the club is split into two…