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Assets Gentlemen's Club

Hours

sunday 9:30pm–2am
monday closed
tuesday closed
wednesday 9:30pm–2am
thursday 9:30pm–2am
friday 9:30pm–3am
saturday 9:30pm–3am

Details

Assets blends the appeal of an ultra exclusive lounge, with a contemporary boutique nightclub, leaving our customers with a great custom experience each and every time. Nudged in-between the spirited neighborhood of Kalorama and Lively Dupont Circle; we understand the importance of having something for everybody.

The women are beautiful and the service is phenomenal.

Watch our ladies on 2 stages, set perfectly for your enjoyment, with open seating available.

We have 2 large party rooms both with ample seating and flatscreens. VIP service on our main floor, and the opportunity to spend time with the most appealing women in The District.

Assets Gentlemen's Club Reviews

review
published 1 yr ago
Not my favorite club.
reviewed by
tuscl

5.0

Went in planning to spend $500 and it went quick. The women are either fake bodies or no bodies. The VIP is not private as there are glass windows that overlook the entire club. Drinks…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Wish I was a little bit taller…wish I was a baller
reviewed by
Bigtymer349

5.3

Walked in with a couple of friends after a night out and the place was decently crowded for a Thursday. The first thing I noticed was that the girls were super super thick and attractive…

review
published 2 yrs ago
booty, booty, booty, booty (wasn't) rockin' everywhere
reviewed by
thxwf

5.7

Decided to check out Assets after an evening corporate holiday party in DC a couple weeks ago, Saturday night in mid-December. I arrived solo at around 1:00 a.m., my buddies took a separate car as…

review
published 2 yrs ago
No change, literally
reviewed by
brolic

6.3

This is the old Royal Palace place, for those of us who have been in DC for a while. It changed over a while ago, but with Covid and all, this was my first…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Decent experience
reviewed by
EliteOzzie

5.7

I enjoyed the venue, but the experience was decent. You should know what to expect with D.C. clubs so with that I would say everything was fine. Attractive girls, nice staff, relatively pricey drinks so…

review
published 55 yrs ago
Chocolate City is Chocolate City once again

This is a black owned business that knows how to take care of, not only the dancers but also, the customers. The women were mostly black which is always my favorite. Some had…

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