Sunday 9:30PM–2AM Monday Closed Tuesday Closed Wednesday 9:30PM–2AM Thursday 9:30PM–2AM Friday 9:30PM–3AM Saturday 9:30PM–3AM
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Sunday 9:30PM–2AM Monday Closed Tuesday Closed Wednesday 9:30PM–2AM Thursday 9:30PM–2AM Friday 9:30PM–3AM Saturday 9:30PM–3AM
Assets blends the appeal of an ultra exclusive lounge, with a contemporary boutique nightclub, leaving our customers with a great custom experience each and every time. Nudged in-between the spirited neighborhood of Kalorama and Lively Dupont Circle; we understand the importance of having something for everybody.
The women are beautiful and the service is phenomenal.
Watch our ladies on 2 stages, set perfectly for your enjoyment, with open seating available.
We have 2 large party rooms both with ample seating and flatscreens. VIP service on our main floor, and the opportunity to spend time with the most appealing women in The District.
Went in planning to spend $500 and it went quick. The women are either fake bodies or no bodies. The VIP is not private as there are glass windows that overlook the entire club. Drinks…
Walked in with a couple of friends after a night out and the place was decently crowded for a Thursday. The first thing I noticed was that the girls were super super thick and attractive…
Decided to check out Assets after an evening corporate holiday party in DC a couple weeks ago, Saturday night in mid-December. I arrived solo at around 1:00 a.m., my buddies took a separate car as…
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