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1 yr ago
Assets Gentlemen's Club1805 Connecticut Ave NW
Washington, DC 20009
A in assets is for AVERAGE
Fake bodies or no bodies. It was like the women just rolled off the surgery table or they look like they are hungry because…
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Hours
sunday 9:30pm–2am
monday closed
tuesday closed
wednesday 9:30pm–2am
thursday 9:30pm–2am
friday 9:30pm–3am
saturday 9:30pm–3am
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Assets blends the appeal of an ultra exclusive lounge, with a contemporary boutique nightclub, leaving our customers with a great custom experience each and every time. Nudged in-between the spirited neighborhood of Kalorama and Lively Dupont Circle; we understand the importance of having something for everybody.
The women are beautiful and the service is phenomenal.
Watch our ladies on 2 stages, set perfectly for your enjoyment, with open seating available.
We have 2 large party rooms both with ample seating and flatscreens. VIP service on our main floor, and the opportunity to spend time with the most appealing women in The District.
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Assets Gentlemen's Club
1805 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20009
★5.0(1 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 5Value: 5
Went in planning to spend $500 and it went quick. The women are either fake bodies or no bodies. The VIP is not private as there are glass windows that overlook the…
Day: Thursday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: $300-$500
Rejected Review
1 yr ago
Assets Gentlemen's Club1805 Connecticut Ave NW
Washington, DC 20009
decent vibe. Thick Females
Good vibe, Definitely a spot where you make it rain. If you dont like thicker Latinas/African Americans and the Hip Hop make it rain…
Rejected Review
1 yr ago
Assets Gentlemen's Club1805 Connecticut Ave NW
Washington, DC 20009
Dead club, big asses tho
Huge asses in here for sure but barely any dancing going on. Reasonably so though, no money being throw at all just guys standing…
Rejected Review
1 yr ago
Assets Gentlemen's Club1805 Connecticut Ave NW
Washington, DC 20009
Not the best club but a good location and decent pricing
I went late on a Thursday night and was a little surprised at the number of people in the club. It was my first…
Assets Gentlemen's Club
1805 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20009
★5.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 6Value: 3
Walked in with a couple of friends after a night out and the place was decently crowded for a Thursday. The first thing I noticed was that the girls were super super…
Day: Thursday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: $100-$300
Assets Gentlemen's Club
1805 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20009
★5.7(1 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 6Value: 5
Decided to check out Assets after an evening corporate holiday party in DC a couple weeks ago, Saturday night in mid-December. I arrived solo at around 1:00 a.m., my buddies took a…
Day: Saturday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: $100-$300
Assets Gentlemen's Club
1805 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20009
★6.3(1 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 6Value: 7
This is the old Royal Palace place, for those of us who have been in DC for a while. It changed over a while ago, but with Covid and all, this…
Day: Friday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Under $100
Rejected Review
2 yrs ago
Assets Gentlemen's Club1805 Connecticut Ave NW
Washington, DC 20009
Better off avoiding DC S-Clubs
Worked here as a bouncer during Summer 2k21. This is your run of the mill make it rain club. Medium to small size club…
Rejected Review
3 yrs ago
Assets Gentlemen's Club1805 Connecticut Ave NW
Washington, DC 20009
Loved it.
This place is amazing, the vibe, the girls, the music, the drinks, everything. The location is also prime- you can walk to Adams Morgan…
Assets Gentlemen's Club
1805 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20009
★5.7(3 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 7Value: 4
I enjoyed the venue, but the experience was decent. You should know what to expect with D.C. clubs so with that I would say everything was fine. Attractive girls, nice staff, relatively…
Day: Wednesday
Time: Evening
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: $100-$300
Rejected Review
4 yrs ago
Assets Gentlemen's Club1805 Connecticut Ave NW
Washington, DC 20009
Chocolate City is Chocolate City once again
This is a black owned business that knows how to take care of, not only the dancers but also, the customers. The women…
