Wish I was a little bit taller…wish I was a baller

Walked in with a couple of friends after a night out and the place was decently crowded for a Thursday. The first thing I noticed was that the girls were super super thick and attractive but clearly want guys who are big spenders. My friends and I were coming from a baseball game and didn’t look like ballers so it was actually hard to get some attention

Finally got approached by a very attractive mocha skinned girl with a huge ass who offered a dance for $100–I wasn’t sure if she meant lap dance or what but agreed since I wasn’t in the mood to ask a ton of questions. Ended up just being a wall grind which was fine…not worth the money which always makes it a bit annoying.

She was a bit coy about the touching though she’d take my hand and rub herself with it every once in a while but overall it wasn’t much. Probably two songs worth. If I was an nba player or had a lot of cash I’d absolutely come back but just seemed like I wasn’t the clientele.