Assets Gentlemen's Club Reviews

Went in planning to spend $500 and it went quick. The women are either fake bodies or no bodies. The VIP is not private as there are glass windows that overlook the entire club. Drinks are $20, cover is $20. they don’t give change for smaller bills. It’s a $100...

Walked in with a couple of friends after a night out and the place was decently crowded for a Thursday. The first thing I noticed was that the girls were super super thick and attractive but clearly want guys who are big spenders. My friends and I were coming from...

Decided to check out Assets after an evening corporate holiday party in DC a couple weeks ago, Saturday night in mid-December. I arrived solo at around 1:00 a.m., my buddies took a separate car as they had to drive some drunk party attendees home first. At that late hour I...

This is the old Royal Palace place, for those of us who have been in DC for a while. It changed over a while ago, but with Covid and all, this was my first time in. Pretty much same layout, though they may have updated the lighting. ...

I enjoyed the venue, but the experience was decent. You should know what to expect with D.C. clubs so with that I would say everything was fine. Attractive girls, nice staff, relatively pricey drinks so I only had two.
No full nude, but the girls were nice to look at...