Assets Gentlemen's Club Reviews

Went in planning to spend $500 and it went quick. The women are either fake bodies or no bodies. The VIP is not private as there are glass windows that overlook the entire club....

Walked in with a couple of friends after a night out and the place was decently crowded for a Thursday. The first thing I noticed was that the girls were super super thick and...

Decided to check out Assets after an evening corporate holiday party in DC a couple weeks ago, Saturday night in mid-December. I arrived solo at around 1:00 a.m., my buddies took a separate car...

This is the old Royal Palace place, for those of us who have been in DC for a while. It changed over a while ago, but with Covid and all, this was my...

I enjoyed the venue, but the experience was decent. You should know what to expect with D.C. clubs so with that I would say everything was fine. Attractive girls, nice staff, relatively pricey drinks...