Reviews

Went in planning to spend $500 and it went quick. The women are either fake bodies or no bodies. The VIP is not private as there are glass windows that overlook the entire club. Drinks…

Walked in with a couple of friends after a night out and the place was decently crowded for a Thursday. The first thing I noticed was that the girls were super super thick and attractive…

Decided to check out Assets after an evening corporate holiday party in DC a couple weeks ago, Saturday night in mid-December. I arrived solo at around 1:00 a.m., my buddies took a separate car as…

This is the old Royal Palace place, for those of us who have been in DC for a while. It changed over a while ago, but with Covid and all, this was my first…

I enjoyed the venue, but the experience was decent. You should know what to expect with D.C. clubs so with that I would say everything was fine. Attractive girls, nice staff, relatively pricey drinks so…

This is a black owned business that knows how to take care of, not only the dancers but also, the customers. The women were mostly black which is always my favorite. Some had…

This place is amazing, the vibe, the girls, the music, the drinks, everything. The location is also prime- you can walk to Adams Morgan and continue the party. The girls have amazing moves on the…

Worked here as a bouncer during Summer 2k21. This is your run of the mill make it rain club. Medium to small size club with stages along the perimeter. Due to DC laws technically you…

I went late on a Thursday night and was a little surprised at the number of people in the club. It was my first time here since they replaced Royal Palace and was impressed by…

Huge asses in here for sure but barely any dancing going on. Reasonably so though, no money being throw at all just guys standing and watching. Club layout small and tight, barely any seating. Drinks…

Good vibe, Definitely a spot where you make it rain. If you dont like thicker Latinas/African Americans and the Hip Hop make it rain type of vibe then maybe stay home. Cover was 20$ when…

Fake bodies or no bodies. It was like the women just rolled off the surgery table or they look like they are hungry because the don’t make enough money because the have no booty. Small…