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Misty's at Drunk Horse Pub
106 S Eastern Blvd Fayetteville, NC 28301
First visit, Ok experience
First visit, on a Saturday afternoon around 4:30pm...upon entering a sign at the counter by the door indicated a a small cover charge, but no one was there to take it. The bar was full with around 12 guys. The only girl visible was an older, thin brunette dancing on a pole on a small stage. I squeezed into the last spot available at the bar and had a beer. A short, busy blonde came out from the back and went to the jukebox to put some more songs on. She was attractive enough that I I wanted to see about a private dance, but she kept a scowl on her face that kept me from asking. She packed up and left a short time later. A tall, dark-haired, darker skinned girl, who I assume may have been lumbee, was the only one really interacting with any of the guys and a few went back with her to the private area. She approached me with a $20 per song private dance and I obliged. As soon as we got back, she got to work. She started the dance halfway through a song and, as it was winding down, she got up. I figured I was just getting shorter half a song, but she said that one didn't count and she put a couple of offers out for extending our time. A good time was had and, with nothing else in the club to see, I made my way to the door. Not sure if I'd stop back in or not. If I was sure there were no cover charge, I'd probably check it out again. With no cover, at the very least, if there isn't any good talent working, you can just walk away and you might just be out the cost of a drink and a few minutes. As I've heard some folks mention, it very much has a dive bar kind of atmosphere. I wish they had at least 2-3 more girls working and a bit more relaxing places to sit.
Always a good time
So I guess me and East Coaster had the same ideas I also started at Sparky's and then made my way to Misty's @ DHP. Got there around 3 and lot of girls working including my favorite girl there a tall pretty leggy brunette who has a good personality and really knows how to dance for a guy. No cover and I saw lots of the regulars I see in my frew trips there and at least 10 girls with one rotating on the pole. The good it is more of a corner dive bar than a strip club but I find it very relaxed atmosphere all of the girls are nice and approachable with a couple of exceptions but that might be they are use to the exact same guys all the time. Dances are $10 but some girls will ask for more depending on how friendly you want to be. Dances are in a communal room with benches and light curtains that give you some privacy but its not totally private. There is also a another small area near the pool tables that is where I prefer when available, there is two benches in there but most times i have been lucky to get privacy in there. Dancers are all pretty good no real ugly or fat ones, not all beauty queens but pretty good over all. The bad. AC was broken and it was in the 90's so it was hot in the place. There were some fans set up and a swamp cooler type AC at the end of the bar where I happened to be sitting. there were actually paper towels in the bathroom for a little while, which was a first in my experiences so that is a plus, until they ran out and were not restocked. The bathroom is pretty rough but if you are just taking a leak and washing up its not too bad. Unfortunately someone took a dump and never flushed in one of the toilets that probably doesn't flush so that is never great for ambiance. There was a band kind of hanging around and loading in and out as usual since it turns into a music venue at night.
Glad I Like Dives
This was my first visit to this club. I knew from reading reviews that this place has strippers in the afternoon and rock bands at night. As a part-time musician with decades of experience playing in bar bands, I've been in some pretty crappy dives, but this was one of the worst I've ever seen. Well, today I came to play, but it was not a guitar I intended to have in my hands. I was not disappointed. I was there on a Friday afternoon from 2:45-4:15. Free parking, walked right in, no cover. Bottled water, served by Ms. Misty herself at the bar, was $2.00. Probably 6 or 8 girls working, half black half white, most in the 5-6 range. I sat at the bar, and though they had a stage, I didn't really pay that much attention because the girls kept me engaged in friendly conversation at the bar or engaged in closer contact in the dance room. Dances are done in a separate room. I mentioned that this place is a real dive, and that certainly extends to the lap dance room. I saw maybe 4 or 5 couches *barely* separated by flimsy black curtains. (One of the couches had a missing leg and wobbled obnoxiously.) It's dark back there, though, which helps create more of an illusion of privacy. While others were getting dances, nobody really paid any attention to things that were not right in front of them. One annoyance was that with the outside temperature being close to 100 degrees, whatever air conditioning they had was barely able to keep up. I knew from prior reviews that dances are supposed to be $10 (some said that's posted somewhere, but I didn't see it), but some asked for $20. The first girl I met at the bar (very skinny and white), when I said "Dances are $10, right?" she said, "Well it depends. If you want to touch me, it's $20." When I hesitated, she said "But I give a really good dance for $10." When I asked if she'd do two for $30, she said, well it depends on how many you want. I passed. Another girl (AA) said, without hesitation, that $10 was fine. She and I both had so much fun (she was nearly nude, lots of two-way contact, hand up my commando shorts, and almost no restrictions where my hands could go), that we did six, seven, eight... Then I said, "I'll pay you $100 and then I have to stop." We probably did about seven or eight more full-length songs before we stopped. The next girl (another AA) said she gets $20 per dance, and when I asked for two for $30, she said "How about four for $60?" Sounded good to me. This girl's dances were VHM, and she actually brought Mini Me out for some (discreet) exposure and a display of her manual dexterity. Well, I was manually dexterous with her, too, which she really liked. ("Oh, Daddy. Oh, Daddy! Oh, DADDY!") Fun times. I enjoyed my visit and will return. The place is a real dive, and the girls are not stunners, but they're friendly, sexy and fun. My 15-song dance partner gave me her business card and told me to email her. She just responded and asked what I was doing today. Wish I was still in Fayetteville.
First Visit
Made my first visit to Misty's a few weeks back. I had to drive from Raleigh but the clubs in Fayetteville make the drive well worth it. When I entered the place, it was dark and about 10 customers at the bar. Soon, I noticed something biting my pants near my foot and was freaked out as I could not immediately make out what it was in the dark. Turns out it was a small dog, I shooed it away, weird experience. Got a beer for about $4 and was checking the place out. There is a stage at one end of the room and there was a dancer there but no one else. After some time there was a milf who was chatting up a customer and made eye contact with me. I smiled and sure enough she stats walking towards me and asks if I was new and if I'd like a dance. Usually I will resist but something about her made me say yes. She took me to the back which was a semi private dance area separated by a curtain. I had about 2 songs from her which was high mileage, tity sucking and even some LFK action. She charged $20 a song even though it was posted $10 for dances. Compared to clubs in Raleigh $20 for high mileage dances are still a steal. Next up was a younger brunette with a thick body. I took her for dances in another section of the club which was more private as there was nobody next to us. Had 3 really good dances with full contact. Everything except pussy was open for business :-) I tried to push my limit to see how far she will let me go and she did stop me at one point. All in all great first visit, will return for sure.
2nd Trip
Had nothing going on this Saturday and some money to spend so took the trip down to Fayetteville to Misty's @ DHP. This trip was a different than the last. When I pulled into the parking lot at 3:30pm the lot was pretty much full, last time it had maybe 7 cars. Walked in and surveyed the bar and every seat was taken. So stood down at the end and bought a beer until a seat opened up. Place had a better vibe and with more dancers they seemed friendlier and more willing to talk with non-regulars. The place remains the same its is kind of dump and more a music venue than a strip club. It is smokey as hell and at least 70% of the people there were regulars and it is more of their neighborhood dive bar than a strip club. The bathroom at this place is fucking gross, there was piss all over the floor and there are never any paper towels in the dispenser. I don't ask much as far as a bathroom but maybe mopping up the piss on the floor and putting a roll of paper towels in the dispenser would give the patrons some incentive to not piss all over the place. Bartender Judy was friendly but actually pretty busy, and the owner Misty was there for a while before they start closing up and switching to a movie venue. Apart from the regulars drinking at the bar, there were band members who were hanging around on the couches near the stripper pole. Seems like the moved the couches from the far end of the bar over to the stage/pole area. There was also a dog in the place for a while that was another first. There were a few dancers working most were pretty good looking. I think that Lilly, Allie, Autumn are all very good looking and could work at any club. I spent a lot of time with Lilly in the back, very nice girl pretty, and was about 6'4" with the shoes she had on. Lilly has a great body, nice tanned skin, smelled great and does some great dances. I will definitely seek her out the next time I take a trip. She has potential to be a fave if I spend any amount of time there. Allie is a pretty blonde with great tits and a nice fat ass, not too big but very nice. I did some dances with her and if I hadn't just spent so much time on my last set of dances and fun I would have inquired to what was available, she enjoyed roaming hands and her great tits were in my face for most of the dances. Autumn is another dancer I didn't get a chance to sample but she is very cute with a nice set of full B cups. Dances are $10 and it posted on the wall which is nice it leaves no questions. I think YMMV with the girls but most like to have fun. So I didn't notice this last time because it wasn't very busy but there are two lapdance areas the main in the back that is dark with curtains, they aren't thick and don't reach the floor but better than nothing, and then there is another area with two bences and some curtains over by the pool tables. I got two dances in this area but on this trip when there were a lot of people hanging out over there and not much privacy it wasn't a good spot but it seems on a slower day with no one playing pool it might be better than the main space, but while there are some curtains on the outside they don't go all the way to the end of you are facing the booths to the left, and there is nothing between the two benches in this area so if there is another dancer and customer doing dances there would be no privacy. Unlike last time they had the stage going and girls dancing on the pole for the last maybe hour and half, which is nice to see and makes it feel a bit more like a strip club. As it was much busier the lap dance area was getting pretty full at times and it wasn't uncommon for 4 lap dance benches to be busy at the same time.
Lots of girls today
Ive been away for a few months. I was concerned about this club reading others reviews, so I had low expectations for my return. I was very surprised to find many girls working. Working were: Laney, Lilly, Arianna, Cali, Lacy, Summer, a younger (early 20s) brunette with a nice figure (Autum maybe - not sure of name), plus a very large brunette (should not be dancing), and an older (40+) dancer I did not know. I was told Chasity no longer works here. The mood was chill, as usual for this club. Not much stage work, unless Misty barks at the girls to get up there. But this is not a stage show club. This is a bar to drink and get couch dances in the 3 couch curtained area. $10 per song. There is also a single couch behind the sound booth. It was in use today because the 3 other couches stayed rather busy. 8-10 customers at any given time. I rated this visit high, because I had a good time on the couches this visit. If you are looking for a loud party atmosphere, you will NOT like this club. This is a dive club with good, high mileage dances. Dancers are not aloud to drink anymore. Misty is enforcing this for real. Didn’t stop my fun. Sparkeys was dead this day, so this was the only other place to be. Sparkeys only had Jordan and Tiny I found to be of any fun, although there were about 5 other dancers at Sparkeys this day. I asked one of the DHP dancers I trust and she said this was a normal amount of girls lately for DHP. There were a few regular girls not working this day (I didn’t get their names). Other mongers that frequent here I trust and have posted lower rated reviews have not reported the good visit I had this time. Therefore, I expect this club is really a hit or miss club. I will keep rolling the dice here because I keep having a good time and finding the best of the girls working when I show up. Good luck mongers! TCG

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