Glad I Like Dives
This was my first visit to this club. I knew from reading reviews that this place has strippers in the afternoon and rock bands at night. As a part-time musician with decades of experience playing in bar bands, I've been in some pretty crappy dives, but this was one of the worst I've ever seen. Well, today I came to play, but it was not a guitar I intended to have in my hands. I was not disappointed.
I was there on a Friday afternoon from 2:45-4:15. Free parking, walked right in, no cover. Bottled water, served by Ms. Misty herself at the bar, was $2.00. Probably 6 or 8 girls working, half black half white, most in the 5-6 range. I sat at the bar, and though they had a stage, I didn't really pay that much attention because the girls kept me engaged in friendly conversation at the bar or engaged in closer contact in the dance room.
Dances are done in a separate room. I mentioned that this place is a real dive, and that certainly extends to the lap dance room. I saw maybe 4 or 5 couches *barely* separated by flimsy black curtains. (One of the couches had a missing leg and wobbled obnoxiously.) It's dark back there, though, which helps create more of an illusion of privacy. While others were getting dances, nobody really paid any attention to things that were not right in front of them. One annoyance was that with the outside temperature being close to 100 degrees, whatever air conditioning they had was barely able to keep up.
I knew from prior reviews that dances are supposed to be $10 (some said that's posted somewhere, but I didn't see it), but some asked for $20. The first girl I met at the bar (very skinny and white), when I said "Dances are $10, right?" she said, "Well it depends. If you want to touch me, it's $20." When I hesitated, she said "But I give a really good dance for $10." When I asked if she'd do two for $30, she said, well it depends on how many you want. I passed.
Another girl (AA) said, without hesitation, that $10 was fine. She and I both had so much fun (she was nearly nude, lots of two-way contact, hand up my commando shorts, and almost no restrictions where my hands could go), that we did six, seven, eight... Then I said, "I'll pay you $100 and then I have to stop." We probably did about seven or eight more full-length songs before we stopped.
The next girl (another AA) said she gets $20 per dance, and when I asked for two for $30, she said "How about four for $60?" Sounded good to me. This girl's dances were VHM, and she actually brought Mini Me out for some (discreet) exposure and a display of her manual dexterity. Well, I was manually dexterous with her, too, which she really liked. ("Oh, Daddy. Oh, Daddy! Oh, DADDY!") Fun times.
I enjoyed my visit and will return. The place is a real dive, and the girls are not stunners, but they're friendly, sexy and fun. My 15-song dance partner gave me her business card and told me to email her. She just responded and asked what I was doing today. Wish I was still in Fayetteville.