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Visited this club on a Friday night a little after 8 pm. $10 entry fee. First time I was not carded going into a strip club (I must really be getting old). Drinks were $10-12. I can't speak to how much beer cost as I only ordered whiskey. This is a very small club, but they definitely make the most of the space they have. Between the DJ "booth" and the one and only stage, both take up almost a third of the room in terms of space. There are no satellite stages beside the main stage, so there is only ever 1 girl dancing at a time. When we arrived, there were maybe less than 10 girls on the floor and 1 on stage. In my opinion, most of the dancers were not very good dancers on stage. Most looked a bit awkward and/or to be going through the motions. In fairness to them, this is pretty standard in most clubs nowadays, so I won't hold it against them. The girls here were very attractive. Majority Latinas, a couple black girls and a couple white girls. Some of the Latinas spoke fluent english, but most didn't. Like most clubs, it wasn't until after 10-11pm did the majority of the girls begin showing up (30+ girls). The staff were really friendly, professional, and accommodating. This place has somewhat of a local, hometown feel to it. Though the DJ with the eye patch was annoying as hell and wouldn't stop talking during the songs (you know the type). Thankfully, he didn’t serve as the DJ all night. Dances were $25 per song and private VIP dances started at $150 / 15 mins and $250 / 30 mins. I only got 15 min VIP dances. $25 dances were done in an open area in the back of the club with a bit more privacy than a table dance but not much. In the VIP, you have complete privacy with a drawn curtain. After I paid the $150 to the bouncer, I had to pay a one time $10 fee to go into the VIP. Once in VIP, for more fun, I was quoted $500 by this ridiculously attractive latina dancer. Personally, it was a bit more than I was looking to spend so I had to pass. I got VIP dances from (2) other girls (both Latina but spoke perfect english). Neither girl were entertaining or offering any options for more fun but were really great at giving lap dances. I felt had I kept talking to more girls, I would've found someone more amenable to my budget, but it was just one of those nights where I happened to choose the only girls in the club (minus Ms. $500) that only offered dances and I ran out of money before I could look elsewhere. My friend and also spent more money on drinks than I intended to, so that also didn't help my budget for fun. I was visiting from out of town, so the likelihood that I ever return to this club is pretty low, but if I were local I would probably try my luck, again, just be see who else was in the room.

I went in during dayshift. Bought a beer for 7 including Tip. There was only one Cuban stripper at the bar. She eventually was told to go and talk to me. SO she sat down next to me, and told me her prices for VIP. Over $100 for VIP and $200 for her dance. I told her I've got $50 for a couple dances. So we went and danced in another dancing room for $10. The dance was horrible. The worst dance I have ever had. Plus she really tried to only do one song for the 50 bucks. The dance was very much non contact. I begged her to stop. Paid $100+ for the real vip room to see if the vibes get better in this dead ass place. By the time we went in the REAL VIP booth, this chicken head wouldn't dance! I have never asked a manager for my money back. This time, I did. I just wanted a great cool beer and an average dance! I bought a final beer, and left the entire city. I went in there with a little over 200 bucks. I was only turned off by the chemistry. Finesse somebody else, Chica.

Here's the deal for day shift... selection is minimal. There may or may not be other customers there, don't talk to them. There will be a bartender, no cover, and likely no more than 2 dancers. Nobody is going on stage. If you're lucky the first one to become a stage 4 clinger is whichever one is cuter. If you're not lucky, you're going to need to be VERY direct and just get up and go to the dancer you want. I went in for the first time in a while (I haven't been local) a couple of days ago and immediately got the less attractive dancer latching on. I excused myself to the bathroom, came back, and walked right past her to the girl I did want. She was, as you might expect, one of the Columbians. Sadly she doesn't speak English but if you're hitting the clubs up regularly I sure hope you've picked up enough conversational Spanish to muddle through. If not, this is your cue. The Columbians are worth it, but worst case a translator app will make things work for you. Skip all dance options except VIP. 150 for 15, 250 for 30. Negotiate your tip with your dancer (pretty much always $100) and then go have fun. End of the story, this is all you need to know about this club. You won't always find a dancer here you're attracted to, but if you do you will find some fun.

I had driven by this place a number of times and it never seems busy but last week it was later in the evening and the parking lot seemed to have more cars than usual so I decided to stop in and see what the deal is with this spot. From the outside it looks very run-down but let me tell you, when you step inside, it get worse. No charge for parking but I paid $10 to get in to a nice enough lady at the podium near the entrance. When you enter there is a small stage to your left with some tables in front and the main bar in front of you. To the right, there appears to be some segmented areas that are either VIP or lap dance areas. I never got the chance to find out. I sat at the bar and was encouraged when the bartender approached to take my order. She was a smoke show. She's a black girl with a beautiful body and an amazing smile. She was by far the highlight of the trip. I ordered a $7 Modelo and took in the sights. I noticed all the girls were wearing pasties and the girls on stage didn't get nude at all. That should have been my first sign to leave but I had just ordered a beer so I was stuck for the next 10 minutes, at least. The women I did see ranged from 4 to 6. No standouts to speak of. Mostly Caucasian girls and most of them were hanging with what I would assume are other regulars. I figured I would finish my beer and log this place as a locals spot and move on. That's when Putin's sister showed up. Normally, I don't mind when a dancer invites herself to sit next to me and talk. It gives me a chance to get to really know the spot. We have a small conversation and if I like where things are going, we do some dances. If not, I politely tell them I'm just going to enjoy my drink and we both part as friends. This one though, was a problem. She was a Russian girl in her 40s and she was very drunk. She immediately grabbed my arm with both hands and held it tight like a clingy girlfriend and in her booziest breathiest voice, told me how handsome I was. She asked me where I was from and I gave my usual fake answer and then she went on for 5 minutes about how I should take her back there with me so we can be married because she's an amazing women who would be an even more amazing wife. This sort of thing is fine if the girl is trying to be funny about it but this one was serious. And she Would. Not. Let. Go. I would pull back and she would just go with it and hold on tighter. The third time I tried, I was way more aggressive and she let go. I gave the old "well I'm just gonna have my drink but it's been nice talking to you" line but all that did was make her desperate. At this point I was purposely visibly annoyed. She then goes into a whole story about how she's a magic woman who has the ability to make my dreams come true if I give her money. When I refused she starts going off asking why I'm being mean and asking what's wrong with me. I gave her a blank stare, drink the last sip of my beer and stood up and told her I had to leave. I couldn't get out of there fast enough. I would love to provide you with more intel about dances, VIP prices, extras and all of the normal data points you would want but self preservation comes first. I have given places a second chance before and have been pleasantly surprised with the result. There's nothing here that indicates I should do that. I would give this spot a hard pass.

I was on my way to Pasco County where the real action is. On my way I decided to look up this club for the first time. It is on the main drag but a little tricky to find. Going west pay attention when the GPS says it's coming up. Set back in off the road around a blind curve with poor signage. Wasn't sure it was open. Three cars parked off to the side, not sure they were for the club. It was open and the only girl (latina) working quickly joined me. She had a decent face, spinner type, with a killer ass. The usual small talk, I bought her a drink. She had some hard stuff which is usually a good sign. That was enough for me, she asked about a dance and I obliged. I think the price was $25 a song. She said she'd start on the next song and we went in early anyway. Good roaming, nothing off limits. I got FIP but she wouldn't go further. Said that was for the VIP. Maybe but I wasn't going to shell out $150 to find out. Got me going though and junior made an appearance. She was OK with it and we did a 2nd song. I was hoping for a bit more but not bad all in all. I tipped her $20. She wanted to meet again at the bar but I had places to go.

I stopped by this place a few weeks ago during the daytime, and I was almost disappointed since the club was girls-emptied. I drank a couple of beers; the only girl was the petite Latina bartender with a beautiful body and a hot buttock. But the girl was clear from the beginning and said she was not for dancing. When I was almost leaving the place, a tall and slender girl showed up and told me: "Don't go, Papi; I will be with you within a few minutes." She returned with her fishnet, stocking and thong, and a hot body. We had a lovely time together. We spoke and had fun. She danced for me, shook her sweet ass on me, and was very permissible. She also confessed that she was in love with the hot petite bartender, and it was so beautiful and perverted for me to see how they started to flirt with each other. The girl was bi, but the bartender was more into girls. Bisexuality is widespread among the girls in this club. And I loved it!

I have long wanted to visit Secrets. It's located between St Pete and Tampa easily accessible from 589 the Suncoast Toll Road. You cant miss the place since it's painted a garish shade of Purple. When I was there, Tuesday afternoon around 3pm, it was totally Dead. The bar staff totaled exactly 2 shabby looking girls, no customers and definitely no dancers. It does look like it might have potential as an Evening hideaway but afternoons don't seem to be on their radar. In fact, several of my favrit clubs in the Hudson area are looking very thin between 12.00 and 7.00. Those happy hunters searching for mature ladies with nice pair of 38s need to look elsewhere and at a different time zone. I am open to suggestions from other readers of this fine review website. Please don't keep me waiting long as my Dick is already dragging along the pavement.

Checked out Secerts around 1130pm on a monday. Small club, about 5-6 customers. Saw about 5 girls working. $5 cover and bottle beers were $6 a pop. 2 girls were not my type at all and were a little on the heavy side. 1 girl was cute but thick leaning toward heavy. 1 girl dancing on stage was petite. Went to the stage and tipped her but afterward did not come speak to me. Was about to leave when I saw another girl on stage, tearsa, slimish with long black hair, very hot. Hisapnic, maybe cuban. Went to the stage and tipped her a couple bucks. She came over and danced very seductivly (sp?) And tipped her a few more bucks. After her set was over I invited her over to the bar. Bought her a drink and made a little small talk. Asked her about the rooms and she said 150 for the room and 100 for her. Right when I was paying for the room they annouced 2 for 1 private dances. Paid the 150 to the cashier and once in the room paid 100 to her. She stripped completly right away and danced for a few minutes, allowing me to kiss on her breasts. Asked me to pull it out and once I did she put on protection and started with a short CBJ (she didnt enjoy the taste of the rubber, but she was very good) she then rode me until I finshed. Sat with her at the bar for a few miniutes afterward before I left. All in all Secerts can be hit or miss. Ive been here twice. Dont know if I will go back during the day but I will return at night and try to catch teresa again. If you just want a couple beers and are willing to maybe get extras or maybe not (or maybe not even try) go for it. If your looking for a room full of 8-10s I say skip it and wait unitl you can afford to test the waters somewhere eles. You may luck out, but you may also be out of luck.

New to Tampa as far as living but not unfamiliar with the top clubs. Anyway after passing this place for several days in a row I decided hey stop for beer and smoke since I heard they allow it. Warning, after entering around 3ish no cover, you walk through a black curtain and dam I couldn’t see a thing in there comming from the afternoon sun. Given I’m not familiar with place I had to stand there for quite bit to adjust. When I finaly can see the stage off to left and bar to the right I grab seat at bar with my back to stage. Immediately barmaid who is all of 4’6” tall comes up to greet me and get my beer. She’s bubbly and pleasant and goes by name sugar. I scope out the talent and there is one white Girl on stage and what appears to be 3 AA girls sitting with customers. One to my far left was looking good as I like chocolate candy. Next a girl comes right over and sits down but she appears to be white and maybe a 6. Small talk back and forth and find out she’s actually Dominican but very white skinned. All the time she is rubbing my leg and thighs trying to draw me in. Unfortunately my interest was elsewhere. I believe her name was diamond and she was nice enough but just not my type. I spent bout 50 mins there but was optimistic finding a few AA girls for maybe another time. I had strong feeling the girl rubbing on me would have done the full menu but can’t say for sure. I left and said maybe I try back at night which I did. So I returned later on just before midnight and there was definitely more activity in the club. Maybe 7 or 8 girls and same with customers. This time the whole back part of bar was full with customers and dancers that gave the stage and couple guys sitting w girls off to the side chairs on the bathroom wall. Paid my nighttime fee I think it was 10 can’t remember exactly but I had hoped. After scanning all the girls I could see they were all of Latin descent no Chocolate for me tonight. This time I sit at bar with stage to my right and there is a girl by herself and she is stunning I must say in the 8/9 category. BTW the daytime barmaid was at the door tonight collectinf fee which was funny cause you can be barely see her back there. So I grab seat to left of looker and get my beer She looks over smiles but not a word. I get a beer and chill a bit as she looks over every few mins but still no words Finaly I light up and she motions can she have a light so I slide over and light her up. I try to start talk but quickly find out her main language not English. Now I understand the quiet stares. Anyway we talk in bits n pieces and she goes by the name Kennedy. She told me her Cuban name but I couldn’t say it right so I stuck with Kennedy. She warms up as I rub her neck and she responds with some leg rubbing. She in her best effort of English asks for dance and trying for VIP. Me I’m not sure so I opt for the regular room at $30 for a dance. Guy comes over pay him n off we go. Now as I said she is hot but as she gets into dance she is very rough not very sensual. She trying in her own way but just not doing it for me. As dance nears end she takes m hand and in sticks it up her snatch as she asks for VIP again. Maybe she does more there maybe not but as hot as she was it just didn’t turn me on. We parted and I left for the night. I will try the day shift again to maybe satisfy my sweet tooth. More to come soon.

Went to Secrets on monday a little after 3pm(no cover, full bar) There was only 1 customer chatting with a girl, a bartender, and two other girls. 1 girl was already at the bar. Sat down and immediately the other girl sat next to me. I introduced myself, she said her name and nothing else. The entire time I was at the bar she was rubbing my neck, back, and leg. I tried to make conversation but she never said anything back, just kinda made a humming nosie. She rubbed my d**k a couple times. After a while I asked how much the vip was, she quoted 150 for 10 mins (then said 5, however from their website I knew it was 15 mins) and said there is a $30 section for "some time" None of the girls there were really attractive. The girl that was rubbing me asked if I wanted the VIP and I asked if 150 was for everything and she said yes. Went back there and after a few minutes she went straight for bbbj (cim). No extra tip. Offered me her number which I pretended to put in my phone. When I was leaving the VIP there was a fourth girl on stage. Didnt stay to see how she looked but from a distance her body was better then the other three. I might go back and check it out at night time. Had a stressful week so at least I got something, but I dont really like how she immediately approched me (the other girl commented "that was fast" and I def didn't like the lack of conversation. I guess it served its purpose, but if thats all I was looking for I woulda went to a lingerie studio ( the girl Ive seen a couple time is fit super hot and has a tight body) and even then before or after I chat for a bit. YMMV depending on the girl, but the one that was there this afternoon seems like she goes for it straight away. Probably wont repeat with her, I might (might) go there at night to see how the girls look during nightshift

Girls were mostly white and Latina, one or two black, mostly 5-6s, but a few 7-8s. 2 VIP dances were excellent (Latinas, full nude, talented, very permissive). 1 was terrible (pretty blonde, but shy, no talent). Dance prices were high (150 15 mins, 250 30 mins). In the main area, every other girl is cool and receptive. They will happily talk to you for a little while at least (and entertain you for small tips), if you’re not too creepy. But you can be left alone also if that’s your vibe. One cute Latina didn’t seem capable of or interested in carrying a normal chat (which can be OK, but is usually unattractive). Staff was polite and relatively hands off, except for the initial pat down. Bartenders were attentive and chatty. But drink prices were inconsistent ($7-$10 for whisky). DJ was tolerable; announced deals on dances regularly. Club was clean enough (as strip clubs go). This is no high end spot. It might not be good enough for a big bachelor’s party; but it’s no a highway dump either. The outside was well lit. $5 cover at the door. Inside was appropriately dimly lit. Clientele was no rat pack, but OK and reasonably diverse. Overall, I would visit this spot again. Tampa is no Miami; so manage your expectations. Don’t be turned off by the fact this is a topless club, if you’re happy getting nude lap dances. Keep in mind smoking is allowed.

Read my review from Lookers last Wednesday first before this will make sense to you. There is a patdown and $10 cover. The floor layout is simple. To the bottom left is DJ, to the middle right is the dance stage. The top left is secured by ropes, kinda like close dance stage vip. Couple of couches to the middle and bar to whole right and to the right of the bar is vip rooms and lap dance area. The lap dance area is a big room shared. No wall or blinds of any sort. Can watch others get a lap dance for $25 per song and $5 to the house. Its really $30 per song and not worth it. 15 minutes was $150 private room. Now lets get on point. Remember read the review on Lookers last Wednesday. As soon as I walk in I make a right to the bar. I see the girl from Lookers eyeing me. Didn't recognize at first until she grabbed me when I walked past her. She can only concentrate on one thing at a time. If she is texting she doesn't listen to anything going around. If she is talking she stops dancing lol. We talk for a good while and she tells me what I told her friend at Lookers about her. The non dancer is a bartender here. Fine as hell and I would do anything to be with her. Anyways she gets on stage and I go up and I tip her and talk there for a bit. Only one to tip her as she danced. This bish goes and starts talking to another dude again. Comes back to me and ask if she can go talk to another dude. I said whatever go ahead. We went to the back for few dances which she was good at and she felt really nice. When she talks she stops dancing. She put her number in my phone and called her phone. She said she and her bartender friend needs a guy friend to take them to other clubs. I'm all for it. I want to wife the bartender but she is probably already taken. Normally I wouldn't go to a club like this, being a bikini bar, but I want to hit every club in Tampa and review it. But it was pure coincidence to meet this chick from Lookers. Also this club is her home club and the bartender works here as well. My review might be a little biased because of that. There are hot girls here. Just dont expect any nudity or extras. You might be able to work the OTC but I don't think it's worth it. I have done a lot of reviews the last few weeks to bring information to you fellas and after the rest of the reviews today I'm going to take a break. Maybe one here or there. I want to bring information to the Tampa family on these clubs so you guys can club better. And one day we will bombard our favorite one and just break our banks lol.