Simple and to the point...

Here's the deal for day shift... selection is minimal. There may or may not be other customers there, don't talk to them. There will be a bartender, no cover, and likely no more than 2 dancers. Nobody is going on stage.

If you're lucky the first one to become a stage 4 clinger is whichever one is cuter. If you're not lucky, you're going to need to be VERY direct and just get up and go to the dancer you want.

I went in for the first time in a while (I haven't been local) a couple of days ago and immediately got the less attractive dancer latching on. I excused myself to the bathroom, came back, and walked right past her to the girl I did want. She was, as you might expect, one of the Columbians. Sadly she doesn't speak English but if you're hitting the clubs up regularly I sure hope you've picked up enough conversational Spanish to muddle through. If not, this is your cue. The Columbians are worth it, but worst case a translator app will make things work for you.