What a Disaster

I had driven by this place a number of times and it never seems busy but last week it was later in the evening and the parking lot seemed to have more cars than usual so I decided to stop in and see what the deal is with this spot.

From the outside it looks very run-down but let me tell you, when you step inside, it get worse. No charge for parking but I paid $10 to get in to a nice enough lady at the podium near the entrance. When you enter there is a small stage to your left with some tables in front and the main bar in front of you. To the right, there appears to be some segmented areas that are either VIP or lap dance areas. I never got the chance to find out.

I sat at the bar and was encouraged when the bartender approached to take my order. She was a smoke show. She's a black girl with a beautiful body and an amazing smile. She was by far the highlight of the trip. I ordered a $7 Modelo and took in the sights. I noticed all the girls were wearing pasties and the girls on stage didn't get nude at all. That should have been my first sign to leave but I had just ordered a beer so I was stuck for the next 10 minutes, at least. The women I did see ranged from 4 to 6. No standouts to speak of. Mostly Caucasian girls and most of them were hanging with what I would assume are other regulars. I figured I would finish my beer and log this place as a locals spot and move on. That's when Putin's sister showed up.