Pasty's Reviews

Well to be honest i went with a buddy for his psuedo bachelor party and it was pretty lame. I'm not sure if how you would classify this place, but there are much better around the Seattle area.

There were a couple of decent looking girls that were...

Previous reviewer called this club "weaksauce". Not sure when he visited because it's even weaker now. The place is closed and will be reopening as a comedy place reportedly this summer. For news about it, Google Laughs Comedy Spot of Kirkland, which is moving into the space.

I was disappointed but...

I came in due to a dancer I follow in Instagram saying she'd be working. When you first enter, you see a small bar to the center of the room, the dressing room to the far right, and the dance room door straight ahead. One dancer was wearing "civilian" clothes...

I've gone here a couple of times now. Each time there have been hardly any customers in there and only a few girls working. A couple super hot and a couple not so much. Yes you can drink, but they recently changed the rules so now you...

So this is my second review of this club. My first visit was horrible but I love the layout of this club (though it's in need of a remodel) and it's the only club in Washington you can have a beer while watching the show (not anymore but more on...

The ladies here are pretty cool, will ask but not badger you. Dylan and Boston are very cool. Dances are pretty tame. The reason I am reviewing again is due to the shady practices of the bartender/overlord. Totally different from the previous week, when the owner...

I wandered in just to take a look (9:30 PM). I believe the dances I saw at first were the first of the evening. Only two dancers at first, later more came in. This is a no nude, pasties, location in general. $10 entry, $5 drink (alcohol...

I stopped in at Pastys about an hour before closing time on a Saturday night. Looked like I missed the high point of the evening as a few girls were filing out at that moment, they looked like dancers getting off their shift. I used the pass to get in....

Bottom line - Full bar alone should make this the club of all clubs in Seattle. But sadly I will not be returning. I had heard about this place from reviews on TUSCL, another site, and from some word of mouth. While the full bar was...

This club is in the old giggles/jiggles building, It's a little older but it's not falling apart like some of the other older independent clubs in the Seattle area. The vip area is one of the nicer ones in Seattle there's no bouncer on patrol and the reclined booth seats...

This place is a dive. I didn't even see a door person when I went in. Bartender accepted the $10 cover and $3 minimum drink purchase.

The facilities are necessarily filthy, just broken down and falling apart. Think of it as a well-kept rust bucket: the kind they sell at craft...

Was in town visiting some friends the other night and decided to stop in on my way out of town. The bartender is not the most friendly as i had read, but the dancers were. Enjoyed my time, but a little sparse with the quantity and quality of company. There...

I was literally just walking by and thought "hey heres that club that opened this year". Thought I would check it out. As it was a spur of the moment visit, I didn't think to use the free admission pass Pastys management has posted on [another popular sc review site]....

I've written about this club before, so I won't repeat what I've said in the past. But I recently returned after a bit of a hiatus, and found it a bit different in a couple of key ways...

First off, there is no more "tipping rail" -- you can no...

Great club. Greeted by a friendly bartender who runs the door as well. Was given a good run down and he helped with the atm, run down on all the girls.. The girls wear pasty's and thongs. Like most clubs some good and some average. Had 2 great lap dances...

There were exactly 6 girls on shift all night, well, except there was only 1 from 9 to 10:15 PM. Thankfully, Bob at the bar kept me company with decent conversation while I waited for the rest of the girls to get ready for the stage. I was the only...

The main (only?) advantage of this club is the full bar. It's physically run down, and there never seem to be more than a half dozen dancers on shift, from mediocre to pretty good looking (IMO). In the VIP booths there's good privacy, supposedly no cameras, and the...

Went on a Thursday at 11pm. From other reviews, I gather this is a new place, and it seems that way. There was no bouncer/doorman, had to go to (only) bartender to pay cover ($10) and minimum drink charge ($3). Took too long, he was busy. ...

I've reviewed this club before, right after my first visit. But I have returned several times, and every time it gets better, so I felt it was worth writing again.

Since Pasty's is a new club, it is still relatively unknown in the community. So, there have been some...

I've been curious about Pasty's since it opened in January. It's only open Weds-Sat, and only at night, so it has been difficult for me to find time to visit.

My opportunity came last night at around 12:30am, while on my way home from a friend's house.

Since it was quite...

First off, this is a pasty club. The dancers nipples remain covered. To me, that didn't really make a difference; it doesn't aff the quality of the dances, unless you really have a thing for aeriolae. It's a very small rice to pay to have liquor available.
The place was...

This club was previously open December 2010 through March 2011, as Jiggles. It reopened on this past New Year's Eve (12/31/2014). It is owned by the same owner, Bob Davis, who owned Jiggles. Admission is $10. and there is no drink minimum. Alcohol and food are served....