Pasty's
Closed
5200B Roosevelt Way NE, Seattle, WA 98105, USA*

dont bother for now

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skinnywhiteboy
Sep 26, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

This club is in the old giggles/jiggles building, It's a little older but it's not falling apart like some of the other older independent clubs in the Seattle area. The vip area is one of the nicer ones in Seattle there's no bouncer on patrol and the reclined booth seats are about as good as it gets in Seattle (basing this off my memories of jiggles as I bought no dances this time around)

A few unique things about this club 1. they are required to wear pasties and leave their bottoms on 2. they can sell beer 3. since they don't get naked the ladies aren't required to have a entertainers license.

K now on to the part people actually care about the girls. Going in I thought since they don't need a entertainers license to work here new girls might give this club a try to break into the industry......I was wrong!!!!!! On the night I went they had three dancers working, all over thirty and all were train wrecks imo. One looked like she might have been hot at one point before all the booze, pills, and popping out kids but those days had long past, one was well over 200lbs, and the other looked like a drag queen. I'm pretty sure all three used to work at the lake city vu but probably got cut or left because they couldn't sell enough dances to pay rent.

This club could be good but for now if your looking for a low key place where you can drink and get a lapdance I'd check out one of the other clubs that has a bar next door Pandora's, kittens (though I've heard it's not that great either but it can't be this bad), or even centerfolds has better looking dancers then I saw on this night.

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