Closed

Previous reviewer called this club "weaksauce". Not sure when he visited because it's even weaker now. The place is closed and will be reopening as a comedy place reportedly this summer. For news about it, Google Laughs Comedy Spot of Kirkland, which is moving into the space.

I was disappointed but not totally surprised to see Pasty's was closing shop. Announcement took the form of a sloppy hand-scrawled sign in the window in the same barely-legible handwriting that previously advertised temporary closings or reductions in hours. I'm no MBA but I know those unpredictable schedule changes reduced my visits and I can't be the only guy that's true for. Finding a club unexpectedly closed, or open without dancers, reduces my impulse to drop in the next time. (See also Centerfolds)

Last time I was there three dancers were working. A busty curvy blonde, a pretty natural blonde carrying a little extra cushion and wearing way too much perfume and a brunet with a bumpin bod. Brunet was the one I was interested in but I got a vibe like she might not do the kind of dance I like, even though the atmosphere of the place seemed promisingly seedy. A super hot AA girl from TNA danced there too but I never caught her.