Bang for the Buck

This place is a dive. I didn't even see a door person when I went in. Bartender accepted the $10 cover and $3 minimum drink purchase.

The facilities are necessarily filthy, just broken down and falling apart. Think of it as a well-kept rust bucket: the kind they sell at craft stores to middle aged MILFs.

It looks awful and you might need a tetanus shot but it only hides the perks. I didn't even know if dancers were on shift. No one was on stage or cleaning, unlike the Deja Vu clubs where someone (even a waitress) is always up.