Reviews

As a dancer, this is my favorite club I have EVER worked at, and I've worked at a lot. The atmosphere is amazing. It's the only club I've ever worked at that made me feel…

Got there just after midnight on a friday after drinks with coworkers. The place was packed! Cover charge was $15pp, which I guess is okay for a busy Friday night. This place is pretty big…

This is one of the best clubs you're ever going to visit, like going to a party at a friend's nightclub where he's invited 30 models who intend on getting smashed and showing you a…

This is the best club in Melbourne - awesome music, hot girls and good bar staff. Get there early to avoid a line up, I usually get there between 8-9pm. Place gets packed between 10…

Went here on a Friday night around 9:00. Crowd really started to pick up after 11 and then on through about 2 am. Lots of women to choose from--something for everyone. Upstairs…

This is without doubt my favourite club in Melbourne. I was there on business recently and dropped in after a poker session at Crown, about 10 min walk. As others have said, you…

pretty busy saturday night, avg stripclub nothing too fancy... alot of dancers available most of em were at a good standard. $50 for a dance is standard. drinks prices normal for a club. music was…

Spent a long weekend in Melbourne and ended up here everynight. The best and dirtiest (in a good way) strip club I've been to. Club does seem to be run by thugs, but they didn't hassle…

Okay! Not to put too fine a point on it, let me say that my experience in this club was amazing! However, I should temper that with the fact that I've only been to a…

Just got back from my first visit to Kittens in Melbourne (in fact my first strip club experience since getting to Australia). It was also my introduction to 'touching' lap dances and wow they're good!…

Just visited Kittens in South Melbourne for the first time. Friday night around 9pm. The club is just outside the CBD, about a 10 minute walk from the casino. There were a couple of large bouncers out the…

After reading this review, get ready to plan a trip to Melbourne. Without doubt, this is far and away my most exciting and memorable experience in ANY strip club. Kittens is not the classiest club…

Visited Kittens again last week. It's certainly one of the best spots in Melbourne to enjoy some friendly girls. On Thursday night there were two girls who got up on stage and did a pretty…

The best thing about this clug is that it is not too crowded. you get a lot of time to talk to the girls before you can book them for a dance. you get a…

Having enjoyed Kittens at South Melbourne on previous occasions I decided to head to Caulfield to see if the original Kittens is as good as the inner city version. "Thirsty Thursday" was in full swing when…

Best club in Melbourne full touching above waist far better than cbd clubs $10 entry $50 nude dance the touching room is great usually 12 nude girls thereat once stairs opens at 10.30 pmmost dancers…

Wow! Just got back from Kittens South Melbourne Wednesday night and have to recommend it to all at TUSCL. There's something for everyone here. Smoking in the venue seemed to be tolerated and was something…

Went along to Kittens in South Melbourne again on Wednesday night. After first visit it was hard to resist coming back. Was amazed to see how busy the place was, it really is getting very popular…

Best club in Melbourne, hands down. Well, hands up in fact, squeezing titties. The 'private' dances in this place are in a kind of communal lounge room with lounges around the outside. For $50 you…

Traveling into Melbourne for business, and one of my mates took me here after Bar20 (which was dead). What a great place - should have just skipped the other place! Great number of…

Went to Kittens in South Melbourne Tuesday night. haven't been here in years. The quality of the ladies has certainly improved. Rules are the same. Pretty much free reign above the best with plenty of…

Kittens is a fantastic club to visit for a customer but I wouldn't say in my opinion the best club for a dancer to work at. Kittens is fantastic in the sense of what it…

My experience at Kittens was extrodinary to say the least. Kittens is the only chain of touching clubs in Melbourne, with clubs located in Frankston and Caulfield. I have been to both of these two…

Not a bad club but I wont be working there again as it allows "controlled touching" which means that the customer is allowed to touch you pretty much anywhere above the waist... That on it's…

This club has expanded recently, with new outlets in Franskston (crn Davey St & Nepean Hwy) and in South Melbourne (68 Cecil St); the one in Caulfield is still active too. I haven't been to…