Reviews

Kittens is hands down (or, perhaps more correctly, hands up) the best club in Melbourne. Whilst there are some other clubs in Melbourne with girls just as attractive (and on average they are hot),…

The girls were good, and being a touching venue there is a lot to offer for your money - unlike other melbourne clubs touching is considered a standard dance not an extra/something not allowed. The venue…

In Melbourne on business and had some extra time. From what I could tell on TUSCL this was the best place to hit up. I arrived around 10pm just after opening and it…

If you are in Melbourne & like interactive dances you have to go to Kittens... Kittens being in South Melbourne, it seems, has licence for touching allowed above the belt. So the club is famous…

Every time I'm travelling through Melbourne, I like to experience a SC. As I'd been to Kittens in South Melb a number of times (and never, ever been disappointed I might add) I thought I'd…

I have been to a few strip clubs in my time... I like them... but none more than Kittens. Kittens is by far the highest mileage club in Melbourne. It needs to be made bigger…

My third visit to Kittens, while on a business trip to Melbourne, proved to me that it is hands down, still the best club in Australia. There are a number of reasons for making this…

One of the best strip clubs I've been to in Melbourne. I arrived at ~1am after a good run at Crown and stayed until closing time (3am), about a 15min walk. It was very busy,…

Just got back from Kittens. Easily the best strip club that I've been to in Australia. Really enjoyed Alex (Czech girl) and Veronique (didn't check the nationality) and a local girl who had a distinctive Thai…

Went to Kittens on Saturday night for a Bucks Show. We had 16 of us there and even though it was packed (expected for a Sat night) we were all very impressed! The…

It's a fairly small club, but the staff do a good job of distracting you from the size. The place has the feel of a nightclub integrated with a strip joint. Hang around the bar…

Have been to this club several times, the last on a Thursday night around 10:30 PM. As with all other visits the place was packed. The summary says mostly white, but I've found…