Kittens Strip Club - Melbourne
68 Cecil St South Melbourne VIC 3205 Australia

Went here on a Friday night...

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cant_get_enough
Jul 13, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Went here on a Friday night around 9:00. Crowd really started to pick up after 11 and then on through about 2 am. Lots of women to choose from--something for everyone. Upstairs they had girl on girl shower and champagne show. Downstairs had multiple stages with dancers most of the night. Got dance sets from two different dancers. The first was Emma. Sweet, toned, enhanced blonde. Negotiated the standard 3 for $50. Says my hands are free to touch anywhere but between her waist and mid-thigh. Okay, fine with that. Then she adds, but please don't touch my nipples, they are very sensitive. So, I can touch your breasts but not your nipples. How fun was trying to negotiate that. Mileage was so-so. Toward the end of the night got several dance sets from a gal from England. Can't remember her name so we'll call her "Liverpool." Hers were much better right off the bat. Ended up getting two $50 sets with her and then a final $20 for the last few mins of the night. There were definitely moments of where she hit the right spots for sure. But, it also became clear that it wasn't likely going to be a night with a happy ending. Would I go back again, heck yeah. I don't think there is anything close between Sydney and Melbourne. On the other hand, I'd go in advising to be selective. Each dance area has vigilant bouncers and I saw them warn off some folks about inappropriate touching. I'd say near zero chance of extras, unfortunately.

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