The Harem Reviews

Visited Harem with a buddy on a Wednesday around 10:30pm. We were charged 20 dollar cover fee to enter, immediately the counter girl who collects the cover fee, offered to convert our cash into singles which we did (ended up going back several times for more singles). Upon entering...

Having been here a couple times it's always a crapshoot on the time you can have. Decided to visit around 2 am because it's the club open the latest in the area. 30 dollar cover. This is also a BYOB club so be aware. If you don't bring your own...

Visited Sunday midnight. Large open parking lot and its free. Cover charge was $20. You can change singles while you pay your cover charge but there is $1 or $2 fee to change singles. Once you enter, one rectangle stage in the center with 2 dance poles. There are chairs...

I've been here on and off over the years and as of now I think it's the worst club in north jersey, except for all the rest. Cover has gone up to $30 which is kind of high but whatever. It's BYOB and there's a a juice bar...

The club is located just off route 80 about 8 miles from NYC and walking distance down the highway from the “Bada BIng”(sopranos) strip club , real name satin dolls. I grew up close by and have gone to both for years.
The Harem is BYOB and girls can get fully...

Only had $90 on hand, but thought I'd check it out after class one day. Paid the cover (don't remember it) and bought two waters (at the time there was a 2 drink minimum). It's one room with a center stage and a juice bar (BYOB, which you could purchase...

I've been a loyal patron in my former years as a single bachelor. I got a hall pass over holiday season, as my fiancee went back home for 3 weeks.

Been maybe 4 years since I've gone. The place went down hill. Mostly overweight Latina women, who...

Had a follow up visit on a recent Friday night around 9 pm.

TL:DR pretty much all latinas with big fake assets. Not many white girls, no AA or Asian. All things considered, this is 1 of the “better” SCs in jersey, because its nude. $30...

Went to Harem on a Thursday night and paid $11 to get it because the guy saw my military ID. Parking lot is big and it's right next to a sex store. The inside of Harem is pretty big with the stage and pole in the middle, bar and dance...

The venue is dark and on the small side, borderline seedy which is how I prefer a lonely Sunday night in a strip club. I wouldn’t call it a dive bar but don’t go here if you’re looking to be or looking to impress anyone. Stage is big enough for...

Strolled through on a Saturday night after hanging out with some of the guys. Friend recommended the place, so figured why not. It’s under a highway, so easy to miss the turn into it. It’s next to a storage unit, and some random shops, including a sex...

I got there at about 330 am just to take my mind off of things. I was immediately approached by "sky" who looked like she could be about 50 or so. I was in the mood to get my mind off of things, so we just spoke for...

So it has been some time since I last visited this club and its always a bit of fun. The club is easy to find right off of Route 17, just make sure you're heading south and don't miss the turn. Plenty of parking and it area seemed...

My 1st visit ever to the Harem.
Cover charge is 30. I got there around 8p on a Saturday.
Patted down and wanded upon entering.
Stage is immediately in front of you when you enter room. 2 poles and seats on all 4 sides.
Against the wall is where all the...

I’ve had some good times here but also some horrible times. You walk in after paying $30 dollars! And you get attacked by an older ( mid 40’s maybe 50 lol) woman with an accent ( Russian??) anyway it is 30 seconds in and no way I’m settling for her....

I’ve been here 15+ times. Cover charge for people under 21 is 35 on Friday and Saturday nights and 25 on the rest. The layout is basically a state with two poles, and you sit around there unless you’re willing to pay some extra money for the a...

Went on 4th of July weekend and have not been to this place in a long time. Months if not longer. Pre-Covid this used to be a can't miss spot. Now my experience was mixed. Not too busy for a weekend. All the seats were full but not too many...

Went here on a cold Friday night with my puff coat and they made me check it with my beanie. Cover is like $20 bucks but they got a military discount for like $11 plus your coat check fee.

Walk in and there is a stage in the middle. Bouncer...

Place was meh, not great and not bad either. All avg looking chicks except one who reminds me of Harley Quinn from suicide squad. LD was 20$ and Vip was 200-300$.

Try to get ld from the same girl twice or thrice and I bet you will get a FS....

Lodi, NJ. Thursday night at around 1am. Right by Satin Dolls along I-80. Plenty of parking. There like a restaurant attached here to it. Cover was $20. Big black guy and skinny tall white guy at front. Get a wristband. BYOB topless joint. They also sell non alcoholic stuff, I...

I think I went one a Tuesday or Wednesday a couple weeks ago. Went in out of curiosity really. It doesn't fully advertise itself as a strip club until you go in. With that being said I went in with zero expectations.

Entry fee was 20, but when I...

After getting my second shot, needed to see some naked women live as I've not been to a club approximately 3 years. I used to frequent this place a LOT between 2012-14. Went here on a Friday at about 9pm and the entry fee was $30 and you...

First off, on Friday at 7pm, the cover was $30. Whoa! That might be most I’ve ever paid to get into a club.

Once inside, as mentioned is the stage which is surrounded by chairs. I walked in an immediately was approached by a wild eyed brazilian(?) wagging her finger...

Went there with a few friends back in February place wasn't packed but there were a good amount of people so the three of us only had two spots we could all sit together around the stage. Place is alright looking with a large stage where there are two girls...

Visited on a week day evening. I found the place to be clean and the sound system was also nice. The setup is a bit weird because you can only sit by the stage. If you don't sit by the stage, there's nowhere else to really sit. There is a...