What a Strip Club Should Be

The Harem is a strip club, not a cabaret, not a gentleman's club, not a sport's bar with hot servers. You go there for one reason....to look at, touch or get touched by women who are younger or more attractive or both than you. The clientele is representative of the type of men who are either stuck dating/fucking 5s and below or can't get a date. Unless it's a bachelor party or they have a thing for strippers, like me, they're generally poor, homely and weird, this type makes up 75%. If you don't mind being surrounded by these type of people, and use it to your advantage you'll love The Harem.

If you're a normal guy who is decent looking, can talk to a woman and you're willing to spend a bit more than the guys next to you, you'll be very popular with the 1/2 dozen young and very attractive black and latino women. The staff is very nice, the place is as clean as a full nudity strip club is going to be that allows you to do whatever you want in the back.

Cover is $20, 3+ minute dances are $20 (no lame timers so, keep track or pay up, trust the girls, they are most likely keeping track of every second just like you do at work. Bring cash, the atm charges a % not a fee and that can get very expensive. Buy the girl a drink and tip the bartender 2x as much as you normally would. Buy a vip wrist band and sit alone on the couches, and simply make eye contact with the girl you want to talk to. Pay her for her time, if you're looking to just hang a talk, give her $100 off the bat, she'll loosen up and hang out with you all night. The girls aren't annoying or pushy if you act like a man and simply say "No, thank you." with some confidence. If you squirm and shuffle, they'll treat you like the pussy you are and they'll take advantage of you, they don't care about your reviews about them doing exactly what the job entails...entice you to spend money on them.