The Harem Reviews

Girlfriend broke up with me, heart broken, oh well life moves on. Head to the strip club. The lot is is in this industrial area with a bunch of other stores in this complex, slow down as you come up it's a somewhat sharp turn. Lot is spacious but decently...

So I visited this club on a cold day in Feb last week. Though there were lot of cars parked in the lot, there were hardly any customers inside and there were many dancers, round about 20, but only 4-5 looked good, the remaining were meh. Quite a few chubby...

So every other club in the area was closed, but I was impressed to see that Harem was open to 2 AM. I walked in and paid a 20 dollar cover and they tried to charge me 2 dollars to check my coat. Nine dancers were on, nice...

Haven't been to the harem since like 2018. Me and a buddy decided to go and see hows everything going since covid 19 .. fee was $25 to get in. We brought our own beer but now they sell in the club also beer and wine since they have a...

Hadn’t been here in years and decided to make a stop in. Grabbed a 6 pack as its byob and parked in the lot next to a woman in her car who looked like she was going grocery shopping. Walked in forgot the cover was $20 but paid it figuring...

Satin dolls was a bit too crowded for my taste on this Friday night so I went to this club. They’re within a half mile of each other, but on a one way street so it’s annoying if you’re at satin dolls and want to go to the harem. It’s...

Went here on a Thursday night around midnight since I happened to be in the area. The Harem is located in a nondescript strip mall that has a bunch of other businesses and is a couple blocks away from Satin Dolls. At least when I went there was plenty of...

I arrived via car service around midnight and the lot was packed. The Herm is pretty easy to find right off the highway and it’s very busy on Saturday nights. There was a bouncer at the door checking ID, I wasn’t frisked. Cover was 20 which is...

It's possible to have a great time here, if you play things right. I'm going to base this review on my aggregate experience here based on a half dozen visits over the past few years, and what has worked for me. But per the title this is a...

Came here after midnight on the holiday weekend and handed my $20 to the lady behind the booth. After the security guard gave me my wristband, I proceeded to walk into the main area. There is a large single stage in the center with plenty of seats for people wanting...

Pulled into the parking lot actually looking for the adult store, not realizing there was a strip club right next door. As I'm in the adult store i smelt stripper. I turned around and this beautiful ebnoy was looking at heels, she was dressed in a neon green outfit. We...

I visited the Harem a couple of years ago and did not enjoy the experience. It was too crowded, there was nowhere to sit, the doorman was rude, the bouncers spent the whole time yelling at us to stay away from the chairs, the girls were unattractive and uninterested,...

Showed up around 9pm. $20 cover, which I thought was funny judging off how empty the parking lot was. Went in, and there was two girls sitting, 1 on stage dancing, and 3 other guys sitting by the stage.

Girls. There was one Russian milf who was there, probably mid...

Backstory: Left work really late, wanted to watch game, decided to stop in at the Harem to get my basketball with a side of titties.

I had never been there before, and damn near drove past the place because of how inconspicuous it is from the highway. Once...

I met a friend here on a recent Thursday night and, overall, was very pleased with the experience.
Basic info: cover at door, dances are $20 per song, BYOB no hard booze, VIP is $200.

Other reviews mention the coat check and cover. The cover changes from $10 to $20 at...

A cpl of my buddies and I went to this club after about 4 years. Not much has changed since, got dances from 4 girls. Jane was awesome she put her nipple inside the mouth the moment the dance started, and there was a lot of touching involved. She was...

Visited club on a Thursday night.. visited on a wim..there is a small parking lot available right outside which is a plus.
The cover charge was $20. One nice thing is you can bring your own wine or beer. Once hearing this I drove to get a six pack.
There is...

Arrived on a Monday night around 9pm. Its a $20 cover charge and it was completely empty!!! The bouncer tells you that you are not allowed to use your cellphone during your visit! While every dancer on there phone lol. I got a work text 10 minutes in and quickly...

So, i went here for my birthday a few weeks ago, and i have to say i had a very good time. To start, its easy to find and parking is not a problem. Its right off the highway (17 south). Place has a bouncer outside who was cool, took...

I walk in there and there is a cover. I walk in and it felt like they were shutting down it wasn't full and out of 5 girls maybe one was an 9ish. The rest I get why they were there on Tuesday. Nobody, but maybe 3 other guys were...

First things first: great variety of women. American white girls, euro girls, black and hispanic women. Never saw any asians though. Girls vary from milfs to younger chicks, and come in all shapes and sizes.

On to the club itself - bouncers and staff are friendly if you...

Went in Saturday night with some friends after a night of drinking. Place was pretty packed. No seats at the stage so we grabbed a few beers and just hung around checking out the talent. They were playing old school hip hop about 10 girls working. Most of them pretty...

Went in the evening to check this club. Sit out is comfortable. They have a large center dancing area. What I felt weird initially was nobody dancing. I realized soon that since it wasn’t busy, dancers get on to the stage at customers request. Picked a girl who went onto...

Only went here to check out the talent. Always pass by but never went in. Going in it was fairly small and the chairs around the dance area were all full. A few guys standing. There were outside seats, lots of them, and when I tried to sit down a...

Hadn’t tried Harem in forever but made a split decision to drop in during the week. First NJ all nude club in a long time as well. Didn’t have time two grab some drinks before I got there but that was my fault-all nude NJ clubs are BRING...