Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S
Seattle, WA 98108
Reviews
Submit a ReviewDecent enough. Lots of variety, iffy location.
Had to run a quick errand thought brought me nearby. Since I was in the area, figured I might as well drop by to check the place out.
The whole area has an industrial zoning warehouse…
Freesample
Aug 16, 2024, 4:36 AM
Just meh, not great for a chill evening
Went on a Tuesday maybe around 7pm. Cover was $15 and was completely dead so I went to the bar next door for a while. Came back maybe around 8:15pm and it was a little…
4 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Baristafan)
JungleButt357
Aug 6, 2024, 3:17 AM
Tailgater
Before each home game my buddies host a tailgater next to the stadium. I was jacked up for the Ms vs Philly game. One of my MILF hotties at Kits text me to visit.…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Baristafan)
Maximust
Aug 6, 2024, 3:16 AM
Kittens with Columbian gals
Visited before a Mariners game on a Friday afternoon. $16 cover charge which included the drink. This day brought a couple of newbies outside the normal day girls. There were a couple of Columbian gals…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Baristafan)
mariners
Jul 30, 2024, 3:49 PM
Very Slow.
The club is independent and is located a bit south of downtown. And south of the stadia. The area vibe is places that sell granite countertops and cater to contractors.
From a…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(sparkypdx)
AnotherThought
Jul 24, 2024, 11:44 AM
Not much fun
Arrived early in the night shift. Paid $16 cover. $10 for the doorman, $6 for the 1-drink minimum.
Weather's getting nicer and more girls have been coming in for work. There were maybe about 20 girls…
rolladx
Jul 12, 2024, 2:05 PM
Tuesday
Decided to stop by Kittens because it had been a while. Pulled into the parking lot around 11am, maybe a dozen or so cars in lot. Made my way to the club…
4 commentslast: 1 yr ago(unclewillSea)
509bad
Jun 26, 2024, 7:48 PM
Monday Afternoon Perks
TUSCL tax again: Cover includes soft drink - Day/$11 - Night/$16 Lap Dances - Typically $30-$40 or 3 for $100. Plenty of parking. Industrial area with a lot of trucks. This place is a good…
freefrank
Jun 26, 2024, 2:13 AM
Many New Faces
Kitten’s is one of three non-corporate clubs in Seattle. It is located a few miles south of the stadium district. The area is ok-ish and in a mostly industrial area. If you…
5 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Maximust)
AnotherThought
Jun 20, 2024, 1:20 PM
Walk off Winner
After another challenging & stressful work week, I needed to unwind. My work bud agreed so off to our favorite club Kittens.
We grabbed a brew next door then entered the dark cavern after paying…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(unclewillSea)
Maximust
Jun 17, 2024, 6:34 PM
Got me a handful on this visit
Had some free time on this weeknight and wanted some excitement in the form of naked women. Decided to go to this establishment because I wanted to see if I could run into kayla. I…
Rotorooter1
Jun 13, 2024, 2:32 PM
Kayla, Kayla, Kayla
I started a roadtrip heading south from Seattle on a Sunday afternoon with a plan to hit as many clubs that I'd likely never visit again as was reasonable. Unfortunately most of the clubs in…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(unclewillSea)
mjpenn07
Jun 4, 2024, 1:11 PM
She May not be a Pursian Kitty but I Like Kittens the way she is.
I arrived a little after midnight and the parking lot was decently full(they share parking with a sports bar). I was happy to see that the parking was free unlike a lot of other parking…
Wbuck
May 24, 2024, 4:30 AM
OK trip on a Thursday afternoon
TUSCL tax: Cover includes soft drink - Day/$11 - Night/$16 Lap Dances - Typically $30-$40 or 3 for $100. Plenty of parking. Industrial area with a lot of trucks. This place is a good spot…
freefrank
May 24, 2024, 2:59 AM
A good quick stop for a weekday evening
Wandered in to this club on this early evening around 10ish. Parking lot was 1/2 full/empty. Paid the doorman 20 and ID check. Ordered my drink expecting to get some change back and tip the…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Context22)
Rotorooter1
May 15, 2024, 3:25 AM
Thursday hosed
Stopped in on Thursday evening, paid $10 for cover and $6 for drinks and grabbed a seat on the side. Saw a spinner named Se**** and she came over after her stage so we got…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Context22)
Golf247
May 10, 2024, 2:39 PM
Ask for your End of the Month Deal of the Day
Obligatory Out-of-Towner Info Here:
Cover includes soft drink - Day/$11 - Night/$16
Lap Dances - Typically $30-$40 or 3 for $100 - Depends on the dancer and YMMV
VIP - Day/$30-for-15m and $60hh - Night/40-for-15m and $75hh
Layout -…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(unclewillSea)
Rich_Oates
May 1, 2024, 10:18 PM
Thick Asian Ass!
I was in the Kittens area after a Mariner Game.
**Caution- This Review WIll Be Detailed**
Seattle Clubs are full service clubs. Police do not bust clubs anymore. Clubs turn the other way as long as…
8 commentslast: 7 mos ago(unclewillSea)
unclewillSea
May 1, 2024, 8:41 PM
Tuesday strike out
Came in on a Tuesday evening, about 8. I had to take a friend to the airport and this club is not too far away. I believe I got entrance, my drink and…
seahawks fan12
Apr 18, 2024, 4:23 AM
Saturday night hangout
So went for the first time in a few years on a Saturday night. The layout is the same as before, you go in there’s a bar on the right, serving only soft drinks, and…
Vinny998
Apr 12, 2024, 2:14 PM
New Normal? Or….
The club is independent and is located a bit south of downtown. I would describe the area as being industrial. Significant homeless population, but less so than a few years ago. From a…
AnotherThought
Apr 7, 2024, 2:49 PM
Wanna Dance? No stage seating, low value.
Came in around 6 on a Sunday evening and that was too early. There were about 5 girls working and maybe 2 other patrons. Since nobody was on the stage, I went next door to…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Photograph3r)
Photograph3r
Apr 2, 2024, 12:40 AM
Tuesday
Decided to drive down to Kittens since it had been a while. Parking lot had maybe a dozen cars between the bar and stripclub. Went inside and paid the $15 with a drink.…
3 commentslast: 1 yr ago(unclewillSea)
509bad
Mar 28, 2024, 12:15 AM
Glad They Have Beer Next Door
Was in town for just a night. So I stayed at an airport hotel and when I finished my meetings I Ubered to Kittens because it is the closest club to SeaTac. It…
bluize
Mar 21, 2024, 1:25 AM
Better than average night
Another outing put me in this club's radius, so I decided to stop on by for some fun. Parking lot was 3/4 full. Paid the doorman 20 and got 4 back, which I gave to…
Rotorooter1
Mar 15, 2024, 12:39 AM


