Kittens Cabaret Reviews

The place didn’t look like much from the outside. Didn’t look like much from the inside, either, but not a dive. The walls were done up in black with some accent lights highlighting the space. Has kittens written in red neon on the back corner wall.

Felt like fresh meat with...

I swore off going back to Kittens many months ago. Every experience I have had has been negative at this club; small parking lot, warehouse unsafe club location, low number of dancers on shift, over priced dances, etc...

Well, I may have to eat some crow now. I ventured...

So decided to try something new and visited. Kittens for the 1st time. It is located in an industrial area south of downtown. It has a big parking lot but it was absolutely packed. After a couple of minutes someone leaves and I snap up the spot. Entrance is $10...

The club is a friendly place to visit. However, at least on my two weekday visits there was not much talent. I ended leaving with a lot of money in my pocket and that is not the norm for me.

Club is in a light industrial area but the bar it...

When someone comments that this club is "hit or miss", they're not lying'. I find that most of these dancers are unreliable about their schedules and showing up. You might meet a great girl on a Fri. and come back next Fri. thinking she'll be there, and she isn't. This...

Found my self back in Seattle for work. While there I decided to visit kittens cabaret on Saturday night. Entry fee was $10 and had to purchase a $5 soda or non alcoholic beer. The layout of the club is 2 stages surrounded by several tables and booths along the...

Only my second visit (the first almost a year ago). Came about 2-3 in the afternoon. Place was empty with only 3 or 4 dancers and one other customer. Free cover, soft drinks the standard $5. Did eventually opt for a few dances with U***. ...

Came here at 2:30 pm on Saturday. First stop from the airport. The bar next door, Dog House, and the restaurant there are perfect. Had couple of cocktails and lunch there before stepping into Kittens.

$5 cola. No cover.

8 or 9 dancers. No one that is 8+. Few 7's. Spoke to...

Hello again. Second visit to Kittens, this time in the evening as opposed to my earlier reviewed trip which occurred in the afternoon. Wanted to get a sense of the differences here between two distinctly different times of day.

Can see how parking can be an issue on a weekend evening...

Business has really picked up since my last visit about a year ago. There must have been 50+ customers and 30+ dancers on sift. Seeing this large of a crowd I was expecting a lot of high end talent, sadly though out of the 30+ dancers I'd say only 3-4...

This is one of those clubs that can be really good or really bad. Wednesday one week there could be less than 10 dancers on shift and the next week there are more than 25 girls on shift. It really doesnt seem like they have a standard for girls, they...

Occurred to me that I had never written a review for Kittens, so, here you go.

First, parking. Really limited. Sort of an "A" shaped lot in the back (where you enter the club) and about 10 spots along the side. After that it is street parking which...

Since the beginning of the year I have been a weekly regular at Pandora's & Rick's in Lake City which is always a good time, but I was chilling in downtown with a friend last Friday and I had always heard good things about Kittens. So we decide to go...

The parking lot was full, so that was the first challenge. Went inside, $10 cover and sat down for my $5 soda, glad the bar was next door for prefunk.

I was immediately greeted by Kelly a blonde, about C cups and a bit leggy. We chatted for a bit, she...

Was visiting Seattle and decided to go there at night. Industrial area and exterior is not much to write home about. Not many dancers. I would rate them 6 on average. A relatively mature one showed up and offered me a dance. Prices are negotiable and the mileage kindda varies...

Was very pleasantly surprised on a return visit to Kittens. Was mid afternoon, midweek and club was hopping. Not so much with customers - maybe a half dozen. But lots of girls - at least a dozen. Best of all, lots of pretty new faces (and still some of the...

I've been into Kitten's on multiple occasions over the years. There is usually a good number and variety. During the day there isn't a cover. All you need to do is buy a $5 coke. Usually the girls are friendly and it's not hard to find one for a dance....

Found myself in South Seattle, and with time to kill decided to stop by since I was fairly close. First time to visit this place, outside clean was attractive and the added bonus of a bar next door, as attached to the same building, lets say BONUS! Large...

Came in here on a Monday afternoon for a little entertainment. They waved the cover, but you have to buy a drink for $5.

There were maybe 3-5 customers and probably double the number of dancers. One stage was active. The place is decently sized, with plenty of chairs.

The chairs...

Went in late Thursday night. Hadn't been here in a while and wanted to see if there was new talent. Did notice some girls who transferred from Pandoras as others have mentioned. Betty from Pandoras said hi. She mentioned Chase also is there now, but I...

Went to Kittens on a wed night.

One of the best features of this club is the bar next door. Stopped in for a couple drinks. Then next door it was.

Walked in paid the entry fee- grabbed a soda- lol.
The poles were busy with dancers.

Cute spinner and a thicker...

First time I have been to a new club for the very first visit in what seems like forever. Had this place on my mind, so decided to switch things up and check it out. What follows are my general observations.

Had read some other comments about Kittens that parking is...

Stopped by again and had my best experience so far.

I got there on a weekday about 1pm and there were about 4-5 dancers but at least a couple more came on duty by 2pm. Very few customers. Dancers never seemed to come talk with me, even when it...

Visited on a Saturday night. Got a seat in one of the 3 booths in the stage area.
Had several gals come over; I had the opportunity to massage several gals when they stopped by.
A few returned the favor and stroked me in the right places to encourage me to...

This review covers three visits over the last year or so. I tend to come in on weekdays around 5:30 to take advantage of the free cover (I believe there's a $10 cover after 6:30). While the club is not usually busy that time of day there's generally a good...