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...even still, there was nothing to impress. I got there early, around 8pm, so I got to see the end of the day shift and what appeared to be most of the night shift come on (left at 10pm). When I got there I walked in behind two girls who were inquiring about dancing jobs. I wouldn't call them strung-out crack whores but with a little practice.... The manager, who was plopped with all the majesty of Jabba the Hutt in a chair next to the guy taking the $12 cover, told them to come back in a couple of weeks. You walk past a free buffet of some food that appears to have been steaming since Cretaceous Period. The bar is on the left and main stage to the right. There is one pole in the center of the main stage that has 12 seats immediately against it (4 on each of three sides). I grabbed a bottle of Ozark water at the bar, $7.50. Should've gotten a domestic beer; Mon-Thursday Happy Hour special $3.75 domestics, wine and well drinks from opening 11am to 9pm (advertised as the longest Happy Hour around). Got tag teamed as soon as I sat down. When I politely turned them down, the Alpha said, "What's wrong, you look nervous." I replied, "You would know? You make a lot of guys in here nervous?" They shuffled off in search of their next victim. Mission accomplished. My search for some worthwhile company was grim. The dancers were mostly 5s and mostly thin, pale, flat things- not my preference. They were mostly with their phones (watched on actually on her phone when she was supposed to dancing on the side stage), a few were with regulars.Took a dance with a young little thing with a shaved head that piqued my curiosity and received an earnest but uninspired dance. Later I found a petite cuban (most of the dancers there seemed to be of local stock) with all the right curves who gave me several inspired dances with a good grind. Two-way contact seems to be widely available. About the best thing I can say about this club is about the lap dance chairs- they are tall backed booth chairs that are squirreled off in a fair bit of privacy, which is conducive to a good dance. It's clear more is available for a price (as other reviews indicate) in the upper gallery but I wasn't interested from what I saw. Two last little things that bugged me about this place. Maybe it was just me but the chairs were odd to sit in- couldn't quite sit straight in them. Second thing was the house fraus that buzzed around the place- these older women- 4 of them- who did some waitressing and general tidying. Just was odd, most places get wait staff who are a bit easier on the eyes.

I arrived about 11:30 on Tuesday. The cover was $12 but I don't recall the drinks prices. It's not a big club and there was perhaps a dozen guys and about the same number of girls there so it looked reasonably full. When I first get to a club, I always try to take a bit to relax, have a drink and survey the scenery. I was in this process when Carmella, a young gorgeous blonde, wearing a coral-colored bikini covering some sweet 32B's came up. She was probably the best looking girl in the place that night. We had a few dances with lots of hand wandering. She wanted me to go upstairs but I had a long day and I passed. Perhaps not my smartest decision in hindsight... I left after that as there wasn't anyone else that appealed.

My last visit to Centerfolds (prior to Sunday evening June 17th) was lackluster - a real disappointment. But this last Sunday I fell into one of those moods where only one thing would suffice. For a change, I had a convenient excuse and cover for an entire night out (a business trip that I was not really leaving for until Monday morning). With my trousers bulging with cash and bad intentions, I struggled to decide where best to spend my time (and, hopefully, my load). Centerfolds had generally earned its reputation as a very high mileage club, but my last encounter was pretty pathetic. Nevertheless, I decided to give Centerfolds another chance. If nothing was kicking at Centerfolds, at least there were a couple of other promising venues nearby. When I entered the club a bit after 7 PM, I was pleased to see that the dancer to patron ratio was heavily in my favor. I resolved to take a seat, order a drink and take my time shopping for the right desoogination service professional. As so often happens, one of the less attractive older gals rushed to my table and invited herself to sit down. She began a lively (but boring) conversation while giving me the traditional (and decidedly less boring) under the table leg and groin massage. While she was simutaneously boring me with her insufferably banal banter and massaging my love muscle to full attention, I spotted the girl of my dreams: a petite light brown beauty of mixed ethnicity that I could not readily decipher. I politely informed my aggressive, well-fed companion that I wasn’t ready to do anything but chill and enjoy my drink. I tipped her $20 for making my pants less comfortable then they were when I first sat down. She left happy. The object of my lurid ambitions was standing at the bar, making herself busy chatting with another dancer. I admired her gorgeous figure, pretty face and all that beautiful, sexy skin exposed by her tiny strap outfit that only really covered her delicate pink parts if she stood straight. As beautiful as she was, I worried that another customer would take her before I had my chance. But I was determined that, God willing, I would be the first to take advantage of her (at least that I would be the first that particular night)! Fortunately, she noticed me staring intently at her. But this wasn’t enough for her to cut short the animated conversation she was having with the other dancer. Finally the conversation ended and she smiled broadly as she sat down at my table. She said she was glad to see me again but she was mistaken. I’d never seen her before. She had a look that I would definitely not forget if I’d ever seen her before. I bought her a drink and we chatted for a while. She seemed interested to know how often I came to the club and what kinds of experiences I’d hd in the club. It seemed to me she was not so much asking how often I came TO the club as how often I came IN the was club. I didn’t admit to too much but took it as a good sign that she was testing my familiarity with the rules of the Centerfolds game. When she asked if I was ready for some dances I agreed but suggested we go upstairs. She was more than ready to accommodate. I opted for the more secluded Penthouse section despite its higher price tag. Once ensconced in a quiet corner of the still largely empty Penthouse she quickly shed her tiny strap outfit, quickly transforming herself into my naked guardian angel. There were apparently no limits to where my hands could wander or my fingers could probe. So I did the gentlemanly thing and groped and probed to my heart’s delight. Within a few minutes she began to return the compliment. When she asked if she could “make me more comfortable” I agreed without asking exactly what “more comfortable” meant. Apparently, making me more “comfortable” was code for making me more “accessible.” Gentleman that I am, I cooperated and proceeded to make myself as accessible as I possibly could. For a change, I had surprising stamina this time and was able to enjoy the festivities for quite a while before I erupted into my explosively sticky gland finale. We stayed upstairs for about another hour, talking, cuddling and stroking. I eventually rebooted and enjoyed an encore performance and another gland finale. It was money, an evening and a load well spent!

Centerfolds has a lot of women and variety. There were quite a few average ones but also quite a few stunners. There was about an equal number of white, Latina, and black dancers. Most were young but there were quite few close to or over 30 also. So definitely something for everyone. The main club area is pretty small, but you can still get some good dances because there are a couple of dark corners. The booths are also comfortable and conducive for getting good dances. The waitresses and dancers will definitely try to push you into VIP where things can get a lot wilder. The cheap VIP is the balcony and requires about a $150 bottle. The area up the stairs on the other side of the club is much more private and costs buying a $250 bottle to enter. The standard fee for the girls is $300 per half hour and $500 per hour. This night I ended up with a new girl, a pretty light skinned black girl with a great slim body. She was in her early 20's and claimed to be a college student just starting out. She also told me her mother had been a dancer in the same club and her mother was in her later 30's. She also told me that her mother had already retired. I was reluctant to go to VIP, but she offered me a good deal, just $300 for an hour. After I went upstairs with her, another older white dancer stopped by and talked to us. Well, it turns out that woman was her mother and she was still working as a dancer in the club. She left, and I got some very good dances from her daughter. That night, the VIP was very full and there was all kinds of activity happening around us, from people just sitting around talking and drinking to everything else you could imagine. Anyways, for an adventure I would recommend this club which lived up to its name CenterHoes that night.

I used to be a Htown resident.. Not any more .. business brings me here.. I could go to St James but I am not a classy kind of a guy.. I am more trashy myself.. have a taste for the hood rats and spinner type cubans.. this place never disappoints during weekend afternoon. this trip was no different. no valet parking, no cover charge, 5 bucks later its me and my Dos Aquis.. Found my usual type.. skinny, chocolate spinner type.. forgot the name.. whats in the name said shakespere.. she was nice and handy by the stage.. I gave her a few singles to grope the dancers on the stage.. get the juices flowing.. we then found a nice back seat.. hot and heavy action ... 5 songs and a lot of stick shifting later.. I leave a happy man.. will repeat..

Pulling into the parking lot there is a valet option but there is typically lots of spaces in the back so its not needed. A security guard does patrol outside so there are some light safety measures. Walking inside they have a metal detector although I'm pretty sure it isnt on... Price was either $10-$15. Once inside you'll see a decently sized stage and 2 very small stages where they will dance from. Seemed to be quite the variety of ladies there from all typical backgrounds and ages. Was quite crowded when I arrived so took a while to be served a drink from one of the waitresses. You can also order food for the table and they also have a buffet going with random snack foods. Was approached by a blond bombshell after sitting for a bit. She was a very enthusiastic dancer and led me to one of the spots against the wall. The dances are done in dim corners but they still face all the patrons so anyone can see. After 2 songs she started to talk about dances done on the balcony upstairs would be quite private and "things" could happen if i were so incline. I was quoted $120 for the bottle and private time and $300 for her. So girls are open for thing but you will need to pay for the privacy should be inclined to take. Make sure you know what your girl is willing to do before you go though as I've been here before and know some girls won't do certain things even in privacy. All in all had a good time and left happy. Would recommend

For a while there I regarded Centerfolds as the Holy Grail of Houston strip clubs. The ladies were hot, plentiful and always willing to accommodate. Lately, my visits to this Mecca of Immorality have been disappointing. My most recent visit was a dud. Despite the gals’ best efforts, they never elicited more than a “semi” on my happiness meter. I suspect that bad timing on my part is at least partly to blame. Given the limitations of my personal opportinities for perversion, I usually turn up early at the strip clubs. As a result, the number of dancers available is low and the selection is rather poor. The women on hand early in the afternoon are friendly and accommodating, but I tend to be picky about my therapeutic personal adult encounters. I insist on having only drop-dead gorgeous desploogination service professionals praying at my altar of depravity Unfortunately, the women who show up early are generally not members of the “A Team.” It strikes me that the primary reason these ladies show up early is to make as much money as they can before the far more competitive A Team gals show up and steal all their customers. It’s sad, really, because the early birds who show up early in the hopes of catching your worm are usually nice people, pleasant to talk to and fun to be around. But they’re not exactly why I drove across H-Town’s God-awful traffic. Some of them do offer significant discounts for their desploogination services, so that might be a factor worthy of consideration for the budget conscious patron. If budget is a concern for you, rest assured you will get high mileage from these early birds with high mileage showing on their odometers.

I visited this club on three occasions. All of them were during evenings. As far as I remember, I only paid admission fee once, perhaps because it was a Friday. The club is not too large, but comfortable. I think there are VIP facilities upstairs which I did not use. There are mainly two stages, one being the main stage and larger, whereas the other one smaller, and not many seating available around. I believe there is food served, which I haven't tried. The bar was fully stocked and as far as I can recall reasonably priced. There is a smoking lounge back, and there seemed to be a lot of girls and customers spending time there. In fact, is also seemed that many first interactions took place there. As this is a great venue to chat with girls and size up what is available without being intimidated in any way. Also, it is quite dark in the club, and the girls seemed to be either busy or dancing or in preparation for dancing whenever they were inside. So, if you are interested in dances, the smoking lounge may be a good place to start... I've had a few dances, they were neither spectacular nor bad. I enjoyed the dances, but please note that they take place in the open with people around, and more private (and presumably expensive) stuff takes place at the mysterious upstairs. I don't recall any of the performers' names, but they were all within 6-8 range, with some infrequent 9s scattered. Dancers are of varying ethnicities. This is a fun club in Houston, and I'd recommend you to visit it.

As some have stated, this place is a sure thing. Bring $$ if you're interested in partaking. Stopped by recently in the afternoon around 2:15. Had a little time to kill before I had to be somewhere, so I felt like checking out Centerfolds and the girls there. Walk in and go to the lady to pay. Apparently I walked right past a metal detector, so she asked me to go back, empty my pockets, and walk through it. Pay the $5 entry and head on in. Walk past a buffet that was set up, might have had lunch there had I known. I'm sure it's just standard buffet fare, but if it's included that's a decent value to add. Wander around to find a seat and finally settle in on one. A girl is going through the motions of a dance on stage and it's pretty damn lame. Get a bottle of water ($5). Almost immediately a friendly AA dancer comes up and sits down. Introduces herself and starts talking...a lot. Very friendly, but totally not my type. About 5-10 minutes in she asks if she can warm me up with a dance. I thank her but decline. She heads on her way. A handful of minutes later a tall blond with bolt on D cups comes up and asks if I want some company. I say sure and she sits. One thing I notice is different here vs Phx for sure and some other clubs, the girls aren't sitting in your lap when they come by. Kinda miss that aspect of it, but whatever. We chat for a bit, the usual, where ya from, etc. She's pretty friendly and seems fun. Anyway, she gets around to the "want a dance" routine and I kinda do. Since I honestly had never been her before I ask her to give me the lay of the land. $20 dances in the big "chairs" along the wall or same ones over at another wall...or VIP upstairs. It's closed off, but as other reviews have said, it'll open for the right $$. I tell her let's do a test drive at one of the big chairs first, really no intention of dropping $$ to go upstairs as I didn't have a ton of time. She leads me to a chair and it's kind of in the open, but the sides of the chair lend it some privacy. It's the middle of a song, so we wait it out. Actually I will say, the songs here at this time of day were going pretty long, which is nice. Next song comes and she drops her top and gets started. Full 2-way contact and plenty of over the pants action. Decent enough and she gets me excited. At the end when she offers for another I tell her she got me revved up so I should take a break. That's when she says, or we can go upstairs and continue the party...well now! I ask what she had in mind and she said she could take care of everything upstairs and it's very private. Ask the prices and it's steep, but I'm pretty wound up. I negotiate her rate some and we settle on a price. Get the $80 to the house for 1 hour (includes a bottle of champagne, which I didn't really want, but it's included and the dancer gets it set up). Duck in the restroom first and she's waiting for me when I come up to lead me up. We get upstairs and it's VERY private and the spot she selected is VERY dark. She says let's wait until the waitress comes to get going so we are alone. Waitress comes with the champagne, some OJ for dancer, glasses, and a huge stack of napkins...they definitely know what the deal is here. Waitress tells me to be sure to tip the waitress well so she'll leave us alone. I would have anyway, but made sure to take care of her since this dancer knows the score. Waitress leaves and dancer says to get comfortable. Suffice to say, I had a wonderful time and it was clear that anything goes (came out and said for X more we can do everything). She asked me for a tip for the mgr, which I felt was a little cheesy, but I handed over some money for him. I felt good and that's all the matters. Probably overpaid somewhat, but I was taken care of. Stuck around upstairs for a bit, then headed back down and found my same seat. Watched a few more dancers, then the lovely dancer that took me upstairs stopped by and said "sorry, had to go to the back and freshen up" then asked me to give her my phone so she could give me her number for the next time I'm in town. Alrighty then! She types it in and I'm good to go. So a few firsts for me on this visit, extras and a number. If you're ever in Houston and need a sure-thing, Centerfolds will likely deliver.

So I decided to venture out after reading reviews from the numerous others "either hit or miss" and since it was early afternoon (3pm) on a Sunday, I decided to hit up Cemterfolds to see the former glory and to catch the rest of the ESPN games after work. To my surprise I was greeted by the eager door lady with no cover (she had me re-walk through the metal detector and told me about the specials for the week etc). The club itself is DARK, and I almost tripped over a few chairs and tables as I made my way into the hall near the bar. Of course the balcony and VIP are all "closed" ( but I was soon to find out could be opened for the right price ;). And I decided to explore my surroundings- one stage with no one dancing on it. And a few areas where I could possibly sneak away with a dancer and get some nice dances. I ordered my drink ($4 wells and domestic beers & water). And sat... And kept sitting... And sat even more.... So, I just took in my surroundings a bit more and thank god there were plenty of TVs with diff games on, but everyone seemed to have a dancer sitting with them (either on their lap or in a seat next to them) except for me... There were a total of 6 guys and the big white manager who was hogging a few dancers to himself. So I immediately thought it was a bust and was finishing up my drink when a group of about another 3 girls (not too sure if they were attractive or not), but their body types are what I liked (slender, nice booty & not too big, and perky boobies). So I hung around until they got ready. Dancers/dances- so I sat and saw only ONE dance on stage. I think it may have been the music bc it was ALL rock music (nothing wrong with that, trust me I am from the north and that is their primary song choices). I didn't tip her as she really didn't do anything or take off any clothes or even dance(not sure if she could even move to the beat as it was a weird song choice at the time). Majority of them were black (diff shapes and sizes;), two white girls, one Latina chick, and two Russian "older ladies". I eventually stayed long enough to be asked by each girl if I wanted company. This was nice if you want the GFE experience... The Russian lady was really nice as we hung out and talked for a while (I don't mind older women either, she wasn't my type and expected me to buy her a drink-so I bought her one and let her leave). Being a peeping tom, I noted that each of the girls kinda warmed up with the manager guy. Sitting on his lap and kinda grinding away. He moved all around the room while I was there (I think it's a ploy to try to show off the girls while he gets a free lap dance). As the afternoon turned into early evening more regulars started coming in and also brought more girls in too. My "miss" started becoming a "hit" as I think the girls started finding out what type of girls I liked and would talk to each other in the locker room and a new one would come sit with/on me. I really was only planning on staying 1-2 hrs and stayed 4-5 instead. I ended up getting to know one of the Dancers really well (bought her a drink, flirted, The whole GFE to warm her up) and at this point I knew what I wanted and she was willing to deliver! Got 5 dances (each $20- the other ones wanted $25 a song... Which turned me off in the beginning), boy were they steamy. Lots and lots of two way and she was giving me a HJ through my pants. By the 4th song I wanted to see how much further she would go so I asked her can we go to the VIP or balcony even though it's closed, and she jumped at that told me that it would be more fun OTC as she liked me- we exchanged numbers &... Patrons- is it me or is everyone ther significantly older? Or did I go during the senior citizen discount day? The majority that I saw were above 60 and one of them was clearly in his 80s as he was out breath and sweating after his dances (I was in the bathroom with him and he made a comment to me about how his girl was...). So that was around 3-4pm, then about 5-6pm came the younger crowd so I didn't feel so out of place. Everyone was nice, but no waitresses were there when I came so I just went to the bar myself (the bar tenders would go around and clean up after people left and they would ask if you needed anything). So overall, it really depends, I think, on the day, the time, and the girls. Many of them are very touchy as soon as they get to know you-which is a plus, but I believe since it was a slow day they were trying to hustle as must as they can out of you (be careful as the 8-9 girls knew how much they could push for). Drinks were ok but cheap and I liked that the room had plenty of space for more private dances not in the VIP and that VIP closed doesn't mean you can go up there. Will be back soon! ~Ryder

centerfolds is always nice to me. This is a very mileage friendly place in Htown. The old fat owner is always there and higs the hot blond strippers a couple of whom are not hygenic so no complaints. I like the AA and hispanic talent on display here. Cuban talent is also good. There is this cuban chick here who is my regular. I txt her when I want some stick shifting done. This day too I txt her.. she said she will be there by 4: 00 . In afternon cover is free. I get my usual bottle of Dos Aquis and wait for her. . She shows up and johnny is all smiles. I take her to a booth and pay her 80 dollars + 20 for her tip and she gives me her usual .. loads of fun and and stick shifting and daddy shawn leaves a very happy man.. dm me for deets n this hotty..

On my three club Houston tour, we'll call this one Strike One! First time visit to CF after reading several reviews. $10 cover charge seemed steep but nevermind. I was thinking I'd find some hottie and have my way with her. Upon walking in I was attacked, like a cow carcass thrown in the amazon and instantly devoured by piranhas. yeah, okay, maybe not that bad but you get the picture. Within 3 minutes of sitting I had been visited and made offers by every single woman in the place that was not otherwise already engaged. That kind of hustle, to be admired if we're talking short stops, or if you are their pimp, always puts me on the defense. And while the ladies were mostly reasonably sluttily attractive, and that's a compliment from me generally speaking, there was something a little too ...hard, or ...pro about these girls. No pretense that they were here to have fun. They were all about earning those dollas. Anyway that's all fine and I can usually get with that program and have fun, but I just wasn't feeling it from any of them this particular night, certainly not feeling like taking any of them upstairs, even though going up there would be a more or less sure thing. I was almost about to relent and take a mixed latina for a couple sample dances but hesitated just a bit longer, hoping for a sweet GND spinner with D cups, (AKA Unicorn) to come make me her lover for the night. Finally a young ginger came out and I thought, okay maybe this one. She walked towards me and then just as I smiled at her, she kept walking past and sat with the PL at the next table, some dork wearing dockers and a tweed jacket. I'll call him Professor. Anyway, at this point I gave up all hope, finished my beer and split, went home with blue balls and rubbed one out.