Reviews

After my recent disastrous foray into the Men’s Club, I am pleased to report that I managed to regain my insanity and had another joyous and memorable encounter of the sticky kind. This time…

Back in Houston after a year absence. I was in town for a week of business. Centerfolds and Treasures were the two closest to my hotel.

I got in to town Sunday evening…

Years ago spent considerable time here, have not visited in a while. Was down in the general area after my last appointment for the day and decided to stop in.

First, definitely had that…

I came here twice on a recent work trip. Once at around 4:00PM and another at 10:00 PM on a different day. Beer is like $4 plus tip during the day and not much more…

Centerfolds has always been a bit of a conundrum to me. It looks and smells like a dive. In all candor, it is a dive! Your primary care physician might even recommend a shot of…

Was in town for business and went to this club with some business acquaintances. I had not been there before but the 2 guys I went with had and one was a regular so this…

When will I learn? Obviously, I can’t learn from my mistakes because I did it again.

First, let’s get this out front. Lacy is a ROB.

I made a quick trip to Texas on business and thought…

I used to patronize this place far more in the past, before it had paid parking and before it made all of its upstairs VIP. Namely, the facilities used to be a LOT better, and…

First time visit on a rainy afternoon. Not many customers there and girls were mostly bored. The club smells of filth but you get used to it pretty soon. Waitress was hanging out with a…

On Wednesday of last week I suddenly found myself again in one of those moods where I become absolutely desperate to be desplooginated by a delightful young woman who I barely know.

Fortunately the Astros…

After reading numerous reviews and seeing a coupon for free admission in the NightMoves magazine, I decided to stray from Westheimer and give this club a try. What a waste! The club looked…

Was in town on business and wanted to try something on Richmond over the Gallieria clubs which usually are over priced and low mileage imho. Centerfolds could use a remodel update as the interior…