King's Cabaret Reviews

Was working in Dallas for a week, hungry for a TX hospitality strip club, checked TUSCL but my VIP had expired so I could only read snapshots of some reviews, but regardless knew in advance this was not the place! You could tell just by looking at it from...

Wow, I'm not really sure what there is to say about this place other than OK. This place is indeed budget friendly, but sometimes one gets what one pays for, which is certainly the case here.

First, you will wonder where the hell you are when you get...

From what I've read on the reviews it seems like Kings has really turned things around within the last year or couple of months. I stay in the design district just five minutes walking down the street and it's a nice place to unwind after a day of work....

Went in on a weeknight - $5 cover charge - $5 beer. What they were charging a cover for I have no idea. I wasted a half hour looking for something that could have been a stripper - wondering if they were all just hanging out in the...

I stopped by this club only because I was in the area. They have cheap drinks and cheap women. Which is a great combo when you want a buzz and quick nutt. There were only about 4 dancers in the club when I arrived. So I took my seat and...

friendly, average dancers that try to relate as a female, not just a stripper. I have been to this club many times--Charmaine and Princess are the best of the lot. Watch out for the 'asian'--actually is american indian whose name I can't remember--she is a thief and will...

We went on a Wednesday around 9:00 P.M. It is a small club which is ok normally. But I would have liked it to be larger so we could have found a dark corner to hide in. Drinks were good but that is where "good" ended.

The dancers...

The girls are nice and eager to please. They vary from ghetto to fairly well read. Watch out for the bullet holes, cottage cheese, and hemorrhoids. There used to be a girl there that was very nice. Long curly brown hair and extremely educated. i...

Kings is a Dallas Institution. It's been there forever, and it'll probably still be open for my wake. The club is small, but it's mostly, friendly, kinda like a neighborhood bar, if anybody lived in that neighborhood. The dancers vary, I've been in there more than once when the bartender...

most of the dancers was a lttle heavy, but it only cost $5 to get in on newyears after 12:30am, beer was $5.50. They seemed to be cool with me smoking inside. They close at 2AM, its close to I35 so its easy to get back to the highway to...

This club is not for everyone. Small in size with 2 stages. The ladies very from small to + sizes. There is a little of everything from AA, Mexican, Whites and Asians. The VIP area has several love seats booth's with the corner being the best place for fun dances...

I stopped by on a Saturday afternoon, there were 4-5 dancers available and not many customers. Shortly after ordering my Bud Light I was approached N, a stripper I've known a long time. Immediately we headed up to VIP for some "extra" fun. The problem with the VIP here is...

I was staying at a local hotel in the area and strolled down to King's Cabaret to kill some time.

The women are a mix that range from 1-9 . Now usually I don't give that broad of a spectrum, but there were a few that were 8's...

Went in on a Tues night at 6p. Totally dead. No girls dancing on the stages and the 3 that were working the place were 3's at best. It's nice enough inside but it looks like a neighborhood local joint that caters to the hockey and BB crowd from the...

I stopped into this club on a recent trip to Dallas. It's located near some large hotels but is in kind of a rough area. There was a $5 cover. Inside though, it feels comfortable and safe. I was there in the afternoon and the place...

Decided to try this place as a "change of pace" from my Dallas regular stops -- and was staying nearby so "what the hell." Let's just say it's not a good sign when the majority of the dancers have big butts and bellies, but small breasts (instead of the...