King's Cabaret
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1624 Irving Blvd, Dallas, TX 75207, USA*

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Coervus
Jul 26, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

Stopped in at King's Cabaret on a Saturday day shift. Day shift sucks, so I'll be charitable. There were only two other guys in the place, both apparently regulars, and three girls. A girls was on the main stage for two songs, then two songs of down time, then the next girl. The main rooms was decent well-kept, but the age of the building and poor maintenance shows all around the edges (go to the bathroom if you want to feel like you're on a camping trip). That's fine, it's a dive bar.

The small collection of girls on shift ranged from rail-thin with an amazing ass, to plus-size girls that you wouldn't expect to see elsewhere. I love women of many sizes, so this wasn't a turn off for me, but for the picky among you: keep away.

No cover for the day shift, which is good, since if I'd had to pay to get in it would have been a rip-off, but free admission to some pretty-cheap drinks and some intermittent eye candy was just the right price. I had time to burn, so I wasn't feeling impatient. Also, the sub-woofer must have been bolted directly to the building's frame, because the bass will give you a damn prostate orgasm if you're not careful.

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