King's Cabaret really is a dump....

King's Cabaret really is a dump. It's the closest strip club to downtown. While in town on business, I walked there in 25-30 minutes from my downtown hotel and felt safe the whole time.

Dancers and clientele were about evenly split white/black/Hispanic. None were very attractive (a lot of chubby ladies with scars), but one or two were cute enough for a high mileage lap dance. I stood around and drank a couple of beers pretty quickly and thought I would head out but a mediocre latina caught my eye and took me to one of the cubicles in the back. Some of these cubicles are well-protected from view but others are fairly open to the club. Pick your spot wisely and you can get a lot of action back there. This one did go pretty far and since it was almost closing time, offered to go all the way in her car and I declined.