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this is the worst club in orange county. absolutely worst value. on this afternoon, there were five dancers, and two of them were close to my age, way too old. got two lap dances. zero touching, nothing but air. i hate clubs where tips for stage dances are demanded, even when sitting far from stage. this is one of those clubs. dancers with no talent and subpar looks, and tips are mandatory. absolute bullcrap. like many clubs, bartender was best looker in club by far, but the dancers were all so downright ugly they were no fun at all. felt stupid just being there, and even more stupid for wastimg money on two lap dances. second girl had offered 2 for 1, then said the dance hadn't been announced, so expected full pay. no reason anyone should ever go to this club. their website claims they are the best and elite club in oc, but they are the worst. take a drive north and go to a nice club. i'll never return

Always great to hang out and have a beer or two, convenient to all of Irvine and south OC. Stage shows are good. Women are hot, hot, hot. Dances are not - couch area out in open, no touching allowed, no private area that I'm aware of. This place hasn't changed in years, but business seems way down and it's getting tired and seedy looking. Still a great place to pop in for a beer and LOOK at hot women though.

Did not know there was a strip club in south orange county, so we went on a friday. Thought it was gonna be like other strip club...nope! The girls were all at about the same level of attractive nice about a 7/8. Thought about getting a lap dance until I saw that the girls didn't even take their tops off! they weren't even dancing on the guys LAP! got more interest watching the stage show! don't go if you're looking for a dance...go if you want to hangout with friends and drink.

Great looking dancers. Many eastern european girls and they are all hot. Average pricing on the drinks and $20 lap dances. Girls do their rounds for $1.00 after each dance. Most are worth the buck to watch. Dances are mostly air but the quality of girl is great. The club is located in a nice area and your are not worried about parking your car and returning and its not there. Management is nice and the bouncers are mellow. The club is clean the lighting is ok.

My wife and I came here Friday night and just about sat down, but realized that some left a strange residue in our seats. We went to the table next door and had the same exact thing. We called the manager over and he suggested that we go to the restroom and grab some wet towels and wipe them off ourselves. Needless to say we left and left quickly.

Went on a Friday evening to relax with a couple of friends and look at hot women. The hot women part didn't disappoint and there's always a stage show or 2 going on so there's plenty to look at. Drink prices not too bad. Everyone's nice, no pressure. Overall a great place to just relax and hang out but the dances are completely lame so don't bother -- full bikini, out in the open, no touching.

Went to club at 12 noon on a Thursday - as they just open then wasn't expecting much - assumed they would still be setting up - but no - the girl on the door was ready for us, the bar was open and a little hottie with fresh plastic tits was on the stage by 12.15. Bartender was cordial - not covered in tattos - which was nice for a change - in fact of the 4 girls working only one had a tattoo. Classy place older crowd - hot girls - stayed the whole afternoon - and I hadn't intended to.

Good casual place to get a beer and watch beautiful women! Watching is the thing to do here as the lap dances suck. I take my wife from time to time when we want to kill a couple hours and have a drink. The dancers are HOT, with great attitudes. They try to push the lap dances but its just not worth it. The drink prices are a little high but that's to be expected since your in a strip club. If you are looking for something to do and in the area I would recommend going here.

As the reviewer below noted, this is a no contact club, and it is strictly enforced. So, if you want to have an air dance and look at some boobs, then go for it. You won't come home smelling like stripper perfume. The girls dance on stage topless, and then come around asking for tips, which I freaking hate. If I wanted to tip the dancer, I would have gone to the rail. One pretty cool dancer did the whole fire-eating bit which was definitely the highlight of the evening. This is the kind of club where you go to drink, relax, talk to buds, and maybe, occasionally, look at tits.

this is a non-contact club in southern orange county. you can get a free pass emailed from the website. stage action is okay. the talent circulates afterwards. no hand on the waist during a lap. much smiling but no contact for this correspondent. there was a basketball game on and a prize fight on flat panel tvs in the club. those were the only things going on in the club with any contact. i guess this could be an okay place to take a mtg to entertain someone without shocking them but it was a few inches more distant than this correspondent wanted to experience the girls of orange county. will try extasy next time I fly into SNA. I think that the law around here says that if a place serves alcohol, there can't be contact. choose your tonic, gents!

Used to live close to this club awhile ago. I was driving through town and decided to stop in. One of the good things about this club is that it is right off the 5/405 (within a few blocks). One thing I noticed is that they don't seem to have a big backlit sign out front anymore. Maybe they had to take it down, who knows. Well, it is hard to spot from the street now. Whatever, I know where I'm going. After paying cover, walked through the turnstile, I went to the bar for a seat. The bartender (male) was very friendly and service was good. By the way, they do the dollar parade here after the dancer does her set. Sitting at the bar does not exclude you from the parade route. They'll still ask you if you like their stage dance, maybe kiss you on the cheek. They will never outright ask for dollars, which I always thought is classy, but I also think it is funny when a new customer has no idea what is going on, oblivious to the routine. The dancers never make a big deal of it, never give you a dirty look. They smile and keep on going which is great to see. Great attitude. The dancers go topless on stage (for one song of their set), but bikini on the floor and during the lap dances. The stage shows here are usually very good. And many of the dancers seem to make a decent amount of money just from the stage tips and floor tips (from dollar parade). Usually for this reason, there isn't much pressure to get lap dances. But tonight, there were two dancers (russian or eastern european?) who were pretty, but way too aggressive and a little desperate, literally grabbing your hand and pulling your arm to go to the lap dance area, etc. I am not used to this treatment at this club and it is probably not the norm. Anyway, after 3 different times I said no (each time took a few minutes), they finally stopped bothering me. I am always surprised about the quality of dancers here, which is usually very good. I guess maybe that is because there doesn't seem to be another club around. I have met dancers that travel all the way from LA or San Diego. They tell me that they like working at this club, and they don't want to work too close to home. From my experiences, the dancers here are consistently friendly and personable. Most are willing to sit and chat with you for awhile. The lap dances ($20) happen along the back wall on cushioned high chairs. They are nothing to write home about. One way touching only (more like light brushes), and it is pretty tame. Some do a pretty good job giving sensual dances within the limits. If you want a grind, or breasts in your face, this isn't the place. I do get lap dances here, but it is mainly to be social or to reward a dancer for her efforts (on stage, making conversation, sitting with me for a long period of time, etc). I know, I am a sucker. Tonight I got laps from a few dancers, but the one I remembered the most was a cute, petite, mixed Filipino/American chick. Anyway, I usually feel good leaving this place. I guess the friendliness and good attitude rubs off on you. By the way, I often see guys getting pulled over when they leave the parking lot. To avoid this, I usually go left instead of right. There is another highway onramp further north (on Bake).

Think "nude bikini bar" with booze and you might get a better idea of the place. Says "Captain Creams" on the side of the building; you might not realized where the club is unless you know that. Upon entering, it turns out to be nicely laid out, L-shaped main stage with a chaise on it. Quite a few attractive girls (7 or 8), almost all white, slender SoCal types. The only problem are the dances, which are in an not really private area in back with chairs. No touching by the patron strictly enforced; hands-on-chairs at all times but there was some grinding from the girls. I found a slender girl who was about as aggressive as she could be in the club; she had good roaming plan for sure. If there were a VIP dance area, I'd be here quite a bit for quality/beauty of the girls, but as-is will likely not come back.