Captain's Cabaret & Lounge
Closed
23632 Rockfield Blvd, Irvine, CA 92618, USA*

this is the worst club in...

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dannyg
Dec 2, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

this is the worst club in orange county. absolutely worst value. on this afternoon, there were five dancers, and two of them were close to my age, way too old. got two lap dances. zero touching, nothing but air. i hate clubs where tips for stage dances are demanded, even when sitting far from stage. this is one of those clubs. dancers with no talent and subpar looks, and tips are mandatory. absolute bullcrap. like many clubs, bartender was best looker in club by far, but the dancers were all so downright ugly they were no fun at all. felt stupid just being there, and even more stupid for wastimg money on two lap dances. second girl had offered 2 for 1, then said the dance hadn't been announced, so expected full pay. no reason anyone should ever go to this club. their website claims they are the best and elite club in oc, but they are the worst. take a drive north and go to a nice club. i'll never return

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