Captain's Cabaret & Lounge Reviews

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review
14 years ago
this is the worst club in...
this is the worst club in orange county. absolutely worst value. on this afternoon, there were five dancers, and two of them were close to my age, way too old. got two lap dances....
dannyg
review
14 years ago
Always great to hang out and...
Always great to hang out and have a beer or two, convenient to all of Irvine and south OC. Stage shows are good. Women are hot, hot, hot. Dances are not...
bumrubber
review
14 years ago
Did not know there was a...
Did not know there was a strip club in south orange county, so we went on a friday. Thought it was gonna be like other strip club...nope! The girls were all at about the...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
14 years ago
Great looking dancers. Many eastern...
Great looking dancers. Many eastern european girls and they are all hot. Average pricing on the drinks and $20 lap dances. Girls do their rounds for $1.00 after each dance. ...
nixdorf
Moravskoslezsky kraj
review
14 years ago
My wife and I came here...
My wife and I came here Friday night and just about sat down, but realized that some left a strange residue in our seats. We went to the table next door and had the...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
15 years ago
Went on a Friday evening to...
Went on a Friday evening to relax with a couple of friends and look at hot women. The hot women part didn't disappoint and there's always a stage show or 2 going on...
bumrubber
review
15 years ago
Went to club at 12 noon...
Went to club at 12 noon on a Thursday - as they just open then wasn't expecting much - assumed they would still be setting up - but no - the girl...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
15 years ago
Good casual place to get a...
Good casual place to get a beer and watch beautiful women! Watching is the thing to do here as the lap dances suck. I take my wife from time to time when...
ideaguy
review
15 years ago
As the reviewer below noted, this...
As the reviewer below noted, this is a no contact club, and it is strictly enforced. So, if you want to have an air dance and look at some boobs, then go for it....
winorhino
Florida
review
15 years ago
this is a non-contact club in...
this is a non-contact club in southern orange county. you can get a free pass emailed from the website. stage action is okay. the talent circulates afterwards. no hand on...
raya
Florida
review
15 years ago
Used to live close to this...
Used to live close to this club awhile ago. I was driving through town and decided to stop in. One of the good things about this club is that it is right off the...
nywhim
review
15 years ago
Think "nude bikini bar" with booze...
Think "nude bikini bar" with booze and you might get a better idea of the place. Says "Captain Creams" on the side of the building; you might not realized where the club...
wildguydujour
review
15 years ago
This club is part of a...
This club is part of a strip mall (go figure) not very populated but quite a bit of shops and restaurants around. $10 entrance. There were 2 stages as you enter, left small and...
unlisted
Virginia
review
16 years ago
I live near towns with decent...
I live near towns with decent strip clubs. Take it for granted that I do and have just gotten used to a certain caliber of establishment. Then I drive through place like...
wallanon
review
16 years ago
Stopped by on St. Pats day,...
Stopped by on St. Pats day, not a bad choice. I had been here once before but this time there were more girls working. I like this place because you can order a beer...
dodgerdog
California
review
16 years ago
I stopped in on a Tuesday...
I stopped in on a Tuesday night about 9 PM. I had read the reviews and printed a coupon, so I bypassed the $10 cover. Beers were $5. There were a...
gilk
review
16 years ago
Well, at a meeting in Laguna...
Well, at a meeting in Laguna Beach and this is pretty close. I actually came here w/co-workers a few times during the week. The club is a good size and laid out pretty well. None...
Tyree
review
16 years ago
The club has a good atmosphere....
The club has a good atmosphere. The cover is $10 but I was looking around their website and they have a free pass to print out. I had a good view of the stage....
Firstmate
review
16 years ago
This is the ONLY place to...
This is the ONLY place to go is S. OC. Literally! Fun place to go after work with hot girls. It's possible to hook up outside of the club with some. CAUTION: This place...
BigTexas007
review
16 years ago
I've been to just about every...
I've been to just about every topless and full nude strip club in the OC, Orange County, and have NEVER had as much fun as me and my buddy KC did when we went...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
16 years ago
I decided to hit up this...
I decided to hit up this club one more time during my lunch hour as it was my last couple of days at the company that I worked for which was just down the...
Ruckus
Florida
review
16 years ago
Went to the website and downloaded...
Went to the website and downloaded a free entrance pass so I thought I would stop by and check out the stage show. It is a small club with a main stage and a...
LuckyBrand
California
review
17 years ago
I go to this club from...
I go to this club from time to time when I am in town. First off, the club is rather small. As previously described, there at two stages- a main stage and...
MD
review
17 years ago
I visit Captain Cream's fairly regularly...
I visit Captain Cream's fairly regularly during the weekday night shift. (I've been there on weekend nights, but it's a very different and less satisfying experience - too many kiddies with wide eyes...
dbs
review
17 years ago
Did another one of my lunch...
Did another one of my lunch breaks here. It's always a good idea because they usually have a decent spread of food while you kick back and chill. The downside to my weekday visits...
Ruckus
Florida