Captain's Cabaret & Lounge Reviews

this is the worst club in orange county. absolutely worst value. on this afternoon, there were five dancers, and two of them were close to my age, way too old. got two lap dances....

Always great to hang out and have a beer or two, convenient to all of Irvine and south OC. Stage shows are good. Women are hot, hot, hot. Dances are not...

Did not know there was a strip club in south orange county, so we went on a friday. Thought it was gonna be like other strip club...nope! The girls were all at about the...

Great looking dancers. Many eastern european girls and they are all hot. Average pricing on the drinks and $20 lap dances. Girls do their rounds for $1.00 after each dance. ...

My wife and I came here Friday night and just about sat down, but realized that some left a strange residue in our seats. We went to the table next door and had the...

Went on a Friday evening to relax with a couple of friends and look at hot women. The hot women part didn't disappoint and there's always a stage show or 2 going on...

Went to club at 12 noon on a Thursday - as they just open then wasn't expecting much - assumed they would still be setting up - but no - the girl...

Good casual place to get a beer and watch beautiful women! Watching is the thing to do here as the lap dances suck. I take my wife from time to time when...

As the reviewer below noted, this is a no contact club, and it is strictly enforced. So, if you want to have an air dance and look at some boobs, then go for it....

this is a non-contact club in southern orange county. you can get a free pass emailed from the website. stage action is okay. the talent circulates afterwards. no hand on...

Used to live close to this club awhile ago. I was driving through town and decided to stop in. One of the good things about this club is that it is right off the...

Think "nude bikini bar" with booze and you might get a better idea of the place. Says "Captain Creams" on the side of the building; you might not realized where the club...

This club is part of a strip mall (go figure) not very populated but quite a bit of shops and restaurants around. $10 entrance. There were 2 stages as you enter, left small and...

I live near towns with decent strip clubs. Take it for granted that I do and have just gotten used to a certain caliber of establishment. Then I drive through place like...

Stopped by on St. Pats day, not a bad choice. I had been here once before but this time there were more girls working. I like this place because you can order a beer...

I stopped in on a Tuesday night about 9 PM. I had read the reviews and printed a coupon, so I bypassed the $10 cover. Beers were $5. There were a...

Well, at a meeting in Laguna Beach and this is pretty close. I actually came here w/co-workers a few times during the week. The club is a good size and laid out pretty well. None...

The club has a good atmosphere. The cover is $10 but I was looking around their website and they have a free pass to print out. I had a good view of the stage....

This is the ONLY place to go is S. OC. Literally! Fun place to go after work with hot girls. It's possible to hook up outside of the club with some. CAUTION: This place...

I've been to just about every topless and full nude strip club in the OC, Orange County, and have NEVER had as much fun as me and my buddy KC did when we went...

I decided to hit up this club one more time during my lunch hour as it was my last couple of days at the company that I worked for which was just down the...

Went to the website and downloaded a free entrance pass so I thought I would stop by and check out the stage show. It is a small club with a main stage and a...

I go to this club from time to time when I am in town. First off, the club is rather small. As previously described, there at two stages- a main stage and...

I visit Captain Cream's fairly regularly during the weekday night shift. (I've been there on weekend nights, but it's a very different and less satisfying experience - too many kiddies with wide eyes...

Did another one of my lunch breaks here. It's always a good idea because they usually have a decent spread of food while you kick back and chill. The downside to my weekday visits...