Captain's Cabaret & Lounge

this is the worst club in orange county. absolutely worst value. on this afternoon, there were five dancers, and two of them were close to my age, way too old. got two…

Always great to hang out and have a beer or two, convenient to all of Irvine and south OC. Stage shows are good. Women are hot, hot, hot. Dances…

Did not know there was a strip club in south orange county, so we went on a friday. Thought it was gonna be like other strip club...nope! The girls were all at…

Great looking dancers. Many eastern european girls and they are all hot. Average pricing on the drinks and $20 lap dances. Girls do their rounds for $1.00 after each…

My wife and I came here Friday night and just about sat down, but realized that some left a strange residue in our seats. We went to the table next door and…

Went on a Friday evening to relax with a couple of friends and look at hot women. The hot women part didn't disappoint and there's always a stage show or 2…

Went to club at 12 noon on a Thursday - as they just open then wasn't expecting much - assumed they would still be setting up - but no -…

Good casual place to get a beer and watch beautiful women! Watching is the thing to do here as the lap dances suck. I take my wife from time to…

As the reviewer below noted, this is a no contact club, and it is strictly enforced. So, if you want to have an air dance and look at some boobs, then go…

this is a non-contact club in southern orange county. you can get a free pass emailed from the website. stage action is okay. the talent circulates afterwards. no…

Used to live close to this club awhile ago. I was driving through town and decided to stop in. One of the good things about this club is that it is right…

Think "nude bikini bar" with booze and you might get a better idea of the place. Says "Captain Creams" on the side of the building; you might not realized where…

This club is part of a strip mall (go figure) not very populated but quite a bit of shops and restaurants around. $10 entrance. There were 2 stages as you enter, left…

I live near towns with decent strip clubs. Take it for granted that I do and have just gotten used to a certain caliber of establishment. Then I drive through…

Stopped by on St. Pats day, not a bad choice. I had been here once before but this time there were more girls working. I like this place because you can order…

I stopped in on a Tuesday night about 9 PM. I had read the reviews and printed a coupon, so I bypassed the $10 cover. Beers were $5. There…

Well, at a meeting in Laguna Beach and this is pretty close. I actually came here w/co-workers a few times during the week. The club is a good size and laid out pretty…

The club has a good atmosphere. The cover is $10 but I was looking around their website and they have a free pass to print out. I had a good view of…

This is the ONLY place to go is S. OC. Literally! Fun place to go after work with hot girls. It's possible to hook up outside of the club with some. CAUTION:…

I've been to just about every topless and full nude strip club in the OC, Orange County, and have NEVER had as much fun as me and my buddy KC did when…

I decided to hit up this club one more time during my lunch hour as it was my last couple of days at the company that I worked for which was just…

Went to the website and downloaded a free entrance pass so I thought I would stop by and check out the stage show. It is a small club with a main stage…

I go to this club from time to time when I am in town. First off, the club is rather small. As previously described, there at two stages- a main…

I visit Captain Cream's fairly regularly during the weekday night shift. (I've been there on weekend nights, but it's a very different and less satisfying experience - too many kiddies with…

Did another one of my lunch breaks here. It's always a good idea because they usually have a decent spread of food while you kick back and chill. The downside to my…

I was at this club due to its proximity to where I was staying on a recent trip. They do have some pretty hot looking girls to watch while you have a…

Had one of those incredibly slow days at the office so I made my way down to the Captain's for a bit of mid-afternoon R&R. This is the closest club in the…

Considering I was in the area for biz, I thought I'd stop in. It was around 10pm on a Thursday, so both stages were going and the place was very busy.…

Went by on a Thursday evening. There were two stages working, and the girls would do the main stage and then go to the side stage for a set. Usually two songs,…

The first thing that I noticed about the place was that they removed the "Cream" from the name of the club. I have always thought that "Captain Cream" was a pretty risque…

I went there for a birthday party with a group of 8. Cover was $10 and they were very strict about it. It took almost 10 minutes of negotiations before…

Captain Cream Cabaret Location. The club is located in Lake Forest, south of the I-5 and I-405 intersection – do yourself a favor (well, I hate making left turns across traffic – which…

This is THE best club for Alcohol and Topless in Orange County. If you are looking for action on dances - go to Extasy on Warner and pay $50 a…

I went to CCC on a Friday night with my wife and met a few friends there. It is a couple or girl friendly club and I saw lots of attractive…

this was a decent club. it was a bit dirty and a bit annoying. i like the classy style and this club did not meet my standards. however i must say that…

I used to like this club. Went there last Sunday and was horribly annoyed that there were only three dancers. At least the beer is terribly overpriced and the cover…

This is my favorite club in Orange County. Fairly clean. Average Size. The DJs need some work, but most clubs have terrible DJs. I like the bartenders and the waitresses…

Came into this club during the week for the free buffett. Met a few nice ladies. Lap dances were no touching and the lady could not touch the guy either. For $20…

Stopped by on a Wednesday night. Granted, I didn't expect the very best girls to be on in the middle of the week, and I wasn't disappointed. The club is clean…

I've been going to Creams for years and this club is on it's way back. At one time it was probably the best in SoCal. From what I understand, Ownership and Upper…

Stopped by this place around 10:00 p.m. and had to pay $20 to get inside. There were a dozen girls there and they all were pretty good looking, but all the…

Experience can be hit or miss. Clean club with a couple dance areas. Mostly a hangout for locals and Marines from the nearby base. Not very classy. Some beautify women but mostly…