I live near towns with decent...

I live near towns with decent strip clubs. Take it for granted that I do and have just gotten used to a certain caliber of establishment. Then I drive through place like El Toro, where they have exactly one club. Oceanside got a little lucky that even though their no touch rules make the LDs a little lame they have enough going for it where it's ok. Captain's is unfortunately just on the other side of the line. But hey, there are naked chicks there so how bad can it be? Didn't stay long on a Saturday evening as there wasn't much to do. A few girls around who looked okay but not great, with maybe one dancer who'd make the varsity squad at a top club. One thing I thought was interesting was that the main stage was positioned where the long side of the runway was facing most of the club. The place is kind of shaped like an L and the stage split the bar off from the rest of the club. Lapdances happen in booths against the wall across from the bar. Laid out with the SoCal benches and bars style booths. Got exactly one dance from an older (but slender and pretty) brunette in exchange for a one-sided drubbing on the pool table that thankfully not many witnessed in a mostly empty club. Another place that benefits from lack of competition, but if what the girls said about business is any indication this one may not be around much longer.