BORING!!! Don't come here... no...

BORING!!! Don't come here... no lap dances and the dancers aren't even naked per Virginia state law (must wear patsies over their nipples). The dancers are beautiful for the most part and the food is good here (Crystal City Restaurant is a restaurant/strip club) but if you want a RAW strip club, this isn't the place for you. You'd be much better of heading into D.C. or up to Maryland to the Showcase Theater in Beltsville (best strip club in area, IMO...)