Reviews

Likes: Friendly waitresses who take care of you; halfway decent looking dancers though a number are "mature." Dislikes: Dancers might be considered "clothed" as other reviewers have pointed out since they wear bottoms…

Food is great and cheap. Parking is a pain during the day but they have about 30 free parking spaces in a lot across the street and a block west behind the restauarants.…

This club is one of my favorite local hangouts. The food and drink prices here are very reasonable compared to the DC clubs. The night shift dancers start at 6pm. My…

Since I have not been to any other clubs in the area, its hard to compare locally - but from an out of town perspective, its pretty lame. The girls were decent, but what's with…

I have been going to this bar for six years and I must say that over the last few months it has definitly improved. Always had great food and pretty woman but now this bar…

Lots of beautiful, friendly dancer, waitresses, and hostesses! It is hard to decide which I like best! The two hostesses bring out the food and clear the tables. They are under-tipped but…

The Crystal City Restaurant is my favorite strip club in the DC area. It is a comfortable sports club with numerous televisions and two stages. Their food is great for a club, especially…

CCR is typical of VA clubs -- pasties and g-strings are the most you see (hence the low rating) but it has a good atmosphere, very much like a local sportsbar. There are no private/table/lap…

This is a vary tame club. Of course, Nova is very lame. Girls were young and limber but this is merely an interlude enroute to more fun across the river. Better leave…

This club is a good example of a place that is fun to bring a friend, play pool, drink a few, check out the eye-candy, and that's about it. Usually a couple of girls dance up…

This is the best strip club in northern VA but that's not saying much. Likes: Decent food (yes this really is a restaurant), moderately priced, very friendly atmosphere, excellent stage dancing, open during the day, convenient…

Crystal City Restaurant, called locally CCR, is a very good restaurant with wonderful scenery, and if you handle your tips right, very nice company. Yes, the dancers have to wear pasties on top and…