Reviews

Entered club around 8pm. Club consists of several tables for groups of 8 or more, plus areas surrounding two small dance platforms at opposite ends of the club. Crystal City Restaurant has…

For what it is, the Crystal City Restaurant is OK. It's typical VA, with pasties and bottoms. I don't like pasties, but I think they have some pretty decent looking girls here, they…

Visited this nice little niche strip club/restaurant last Friday. My buddy had a friend in town, so we went so that he could get the Crystal City experience. No cover of course, just…

Was in town for a few weeks for an assignment. A client brought me here for lunch following a meeting nearby. Food was average at best, but prices are low. Was told…

BORING!!! Don't come here... no lap dances and the dancers aren't even naked per Virginia state law (must wear patsies over their nipples). The dancers are beautiful for the most part and the food…

This is definitely a gentlemens club. Nice atmosphere, attractive girls(though it is pasties and thong), and very good food. They only serve beer and wine, but unless you are really looking to get…

Well, hit this place only when really desperate fro some tits. Bottoms on and tops off (no nipples) at least the women are hot. Quality women, just frustrating to only see them clothed. Feels like…

This is the only club located in Northern VA, since the one in Springfield (name slips me) closed down several years ago. As with other VA clubs, it is topless and pasties only.…

This club is conveniently located a few blocks away from the Crystal City Metro Station in Arlington, VA.
It features dancers in pasties & g-string since Virginia does not allow nude dancing. Girls don't wear…

Likes: Friendly waitresses who take care of you; halfway decent looking dancers though a number are "mature."

Dislikes: Dancers might be considered "clothed" as other reviewers have pointed out since they wear bottoms…

Food is great and cheap. Parking is a pain during the day but they have about 30 free parking spaces in a lot across the street and a block west behind the restauarants.…

This club is one of my favorite local hangouts. The food and drink prices here are very reasonable compared to the DC clubs. The night shift dancers start at 6pm. My…