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Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
422 23rd St S Arlington, VA 22202

Reviews

review
published 19 yrs ago
Visited this nice little niche strip...
reviewed by
1Chanman

5.0

Visited this nice little niche strip club/restaurant last Friday. My buddy had a friend in town, so we went so that he could get the Crystal City experience. No cover of course, just…

review
published 19 yrs ago
Was in town for a few...
reviewed by
blewlight

4.0

Was in town for a few weeks for an assignment. A client brought me here for lunch following a meeting nearby. Food was average at best, but prices are low. Was told…

review
published 20 yrs ago
BORING!!! Don't come here... no...
reviewed by
choppercitybg

3.0

BORING!!! Don't come here... no lap dances and the dancers aren't even naked per Virginia state law (must wear patsies over their nipples). The dancers are beautiful for the most part and the food…

review
published 20 yrs ago
This is definitely a gentlemens club....
reviewed by
reviewer84

7.0

This is definitely a gentlemens club. Nice atmosphere, attractive girls(though it is pasties and thong), and very good food. They only serve beer and wine, but unless you are really looking to get…

review
published 20 yrs ago
Well, hit this place only when...
reviewed by
usgaone

4.0

Well, hit this place only when really desperate fro some tits. Bottoms on and tops off (no nipples) at least the women are hot. Quality women, just frustrating to only see them clothed. Feels like…

review
published 20 yrs ago
This is the only club located...
reviewed by
phoneguy3

7.0

This is the only club located in Northern VA, since the one in Springfield (name slips me) closed down several years ago. As with other VA clubs, it is topless and pasties only.…

review
published 20 yrs ago
This club is conveniently located a...
reviewed by
tuscl

8.0

This club is conveniently located a few blocks away from the Crystal City Metro Station in Arlington, VA.
It features dancers in pasties & g-string since Virginia does not allow nude dancing. Girls don't wear…

review
published 20 yrs ago
Likes: Friendly waitresses who take...
reviewed by
smartheart

5.0

Likes: Friendly waitresses who take care of you; halfway decent looking dancers though a number are "mature."

Dislikes: Dancers might be considered "clothed" as other reviewers have pointed out since they wear bottoms…

review
published 20 yrs ago
Food is great and cheap. Parking...
reviewed by
georgefromva

7.0

Food is great and cheap. Parking is a pain during the day but they have about 30 free parking spaces in a lot across the street and a block west behind the restauarants.…

review
published 20 yrs ago
This club is one of my...
reviewed by
MatCrystal

8.0

This club is one of my favorite local hangouts. The food and drink prices here are very reasonable compared to the DC clubs. The night shift dancers start at 6pm. My…

review
published 20 yrs ago
Since I have not been to...
reviewed by
lapdance25

3.0

Since I have not been to any other clubs in the area, its hard to compare locally - but from an out of town perspective, its pretty lame. The girls were decent, but what's with…

review
published 20 yrs ago
I have been going to this...
reviewed by
jt34671

7.0

I have been going to this bar for six years and I must say that over the last few months it has definitly improved. Always had great food and pretty woman but now this bar…