Billy Dean's Showtime Cafe Reviews

Billy Dean's is the last strip club in Nassau and it certainly feels like it. It's only open thursday-saturday nights, is in the middle of a shopping plaza on a major road, and is staffed almost exclusively by college girls who have never stripped before. It's the starter pokemon of...

Went there for the first time at 230 at night. Location is in a small plaza with parking in an intersection so not discrete but that doesn't bother me. $20 to get in. Inside is dark and small. Small stage with 2 poles with seating around it. Most of talent...

Club is located in a small strip mall at a somewhat busy intersection, nice area but not very discrete. Very dim outside and you might not even notice it/think it's closed if you didn't know it's there. The other reviews are accurate, it's not for anything extra as far as...

I have been to Billy Dean's more than once, always on Thursdays. It is only open Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, which is a bit annoying, but I have always had a good time there

The prices are fair. Drinks are pricey, but that is to be expected at a strip club....

I last reviewed this place December 8, 2019. I went a couple times since then, but then covid hit this country and the state closed all the bars for a year and a half. There was a new dancer I liked but she was out of commission for...

Look man, plain and simple - if you're inclined towards strip clubs in strip malls, you're going to dig on Billy Dean's Showtime Cafe. I've been on different days at different times, and always find 4-7 women working of various degrees of attractiveness. Varied demographics, a couple very fine black...

This place is weird, even by Long Island standards.

It's in a strip mall, and only open Thursday-Saturday after 10 pm, probably to comply with the Karens of the area. I walk in on a Thursday around midnight and am asked for my ID and a $10 cover, there was no...

Bellmore, NY. Long Island. Nassau County. In a strip mall on the intersection of Newbridge and Bellmore Avenue. This is the closest club to where I grew up, you don't even think about crime in this area. Nassau county is mostly just teachers, cops, firefighters, stock brokers etc. that commute...

Billy Dean’s. Now this is a club to remember. I’ve been here a few times so I thought I’d set some things straight here.

Set right in a small strip club next to a family owned Chinese restaurant, Billy Dean’s is a small but sweet club with a lot of...

It has been years since I have been to Billy Deans Showtime Cafe. I decided to stop in after a lame date for a drink and ended up spending the rest of the evening. I first went by Crystal Cafe, they are out of business, then Gentlemens Quarters as I...

Years ago I used to visit there a lot, it's close to home and I had several regulars I liked. But my favorite dancers and the good looking ones left so I hadn't been there in 3-4 years, it just wasn't fun anymore, not many girls It used...

Came on a Thursday night after midnight. It’s in a strip mall on Newbridge road in the heart of prototypical Long Island suburbia. Plenty of parking. Cover was $15. Bud light was $8.50 and there is supposedly a two drink minimum. Layout real quick is bar on the left side....

Billy Deans is located in a strip mall so while parking is free, the vibe outside is a little unusual. Once you step inside, it looks more like a traditional strip club. The bouncer is friendly enough, and the cover was 15 bucks. He also was able...

So I decided to come back to this place after hearing some changes that happened. I went on a Thursday around like 10-11 at night and it’s the same cover 15 bucks and 18yr olds are still allowed into this place FYI. When I walked in not much has changed...

Billy Deans is probably the strangest club I have ever been to. Definitely the smallest, and one of my weirdest club experiences. The set up is very tiny. There is one stage and it was pretty crowded with dudes at 11 pm on a Thursday. I had guys sitting next...

Went there on a Saturday night and was treated to some hot oil wrestling. I was even pulled on stage and got my ass slapped infront of the people there ... that was interesting, but the girl who picked me was cute so I didn't mind, more on her in...

In order for a review to actually be useful, I feel like sometimes you need to clarify your perspective or attitude first. Strip clubs are an only-when-I-travel thing, so my visits tend to be infrequent. I think that usually builds up certain expectations, i.e., "I better get some...

Went there on a quiet Thursday night. There want many customers or dancers. (6 or 7) but the dancers there were diverse. Mostly young college girls. It's a small club but spacious enough and well kept. On Fridays and Saturdays supposedly it gets quite packed.
It's Nassau county so there's only...

This is one of the best strip clubs I've ever been to on L.I. Chicks are local college girls mostly and are good for a drink and 6 min lap dance. Been here for a bachelor party and birthday party and had a great time.Great atmosphere, girls are stunning. It...

These damn dancers are not amateurs they come from a long line of entertainment and fun once you step through these doors you are in paradise and in a whole nother place all your worries and all your work day worries are over kick back and enjoy the show because...

Most recently I went in on Saturday 10pm and the girls just arrived (they open at 8am.) Less than 10 customers inside they had 3 girls on. White, Black and Columbian. 1 girl was taken to the lap dance area right away, another no one looked at, and the last...

So heres the deal guys....this place is located in north bellmore, which is a pretty nice and safe town....im actually suprised this place is operational but once inside you will understand. There is a cover charge...i paid ten dollars. When you go inside ita pretty small. The bar faces...

Alright so I haven't been here in over 2 years and decided to check it out on a Monday night. I've never been here on a weekday, but they have a special of man shirt Monday's and it's a 2 for 1 on beer, lap dance etc. I walked in...

The club is located in a small shopping center off of a main road. You walk in and they check your driver's license you pay the cover and walk right in. Once inside theres a stage with 3 poles. I noticed a few girls working, around 4. nothing special. They...

I used to like this place as it reflected the area, a nice middle class community. They had drink specials for MNF, and the girls were young and inexperienced. That often translated into a less than stellar lap dance, but they made up for it with enthusiasm. The crowd was...