Billy Dean's Showtime Cafe

North Bellmore, New York

Billy Dean's Showtime Cafe Reviews

• review

  2 months ago
  Was not expecting much and didn't expect much

  Went there for the first time at 230 at night. Location is in a small plaza with parking in an intersection so not discrete but that doesn't bother me. $20 to get in. Inside...
  s4ms0n
• review

  6 months ago
  Honestly underrated

  Club is located in a small strip mall at a somewhat busy intersection, nice area but not very discrete. Very dim outside and you might not even notice it/think it's closed if you didn't...
  johnnyygeee
• review

  8 months ago
  Billy Deans is a solid club for what it is

  I have been to Billy Dean's more than once, always on Thursdays. It is only open Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, which is a bit annoying, but I have always had a good time there The...
  jackpaul6869
• review

  a year ago
  I'm going to go back more often now, especially to see her

  I last reviewed this place December 8, 2019. I went a couple times since then, but then covid hit this country and the state closed all the bars for a year and a...
  WhoopWhoop

  New York
• review

  2 years ago
  The Ol' Dusty Trail

  Look man, plain and simple - if you're inclined towards strip clubs in strip malls, you're going to dig on Billy Dean's Showtime Cafe. I've been on different days at different times, and always...
  halfwitpiehole
• review

  2 years ago
  This place is weird, even by Long Island standards

  This place is weird, even by Long Island standards. It's in a strip mall, and only open Thursday-Saturday after 10 pm, probably to comply with the Karens of the area. I walk in on a...
  johnnyfappleseed
• review

  3 years ago
  Similar to Jimmy Dean's Breakfast Sausage

  Bellmore, NY. Long Island. Nassau County. In a strip mall on the intersection of Newbridge and Bellmore Avenue. This is the closest club to where I grew up, you don't even think about crime...
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  AngryBirdman
  Muddy

  USA
• review

  4 years ago
  A small but sweet club.

  Billy Dean’s. Now this is a club to remember. I’ve been here a few times so I thought I’d set some things straight here. Set right in a small strip club next to a...
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  ShrakKing
  ShrakKing
• review

  5 years ago
  Fresh Talent (Neubies) Make for a Great Club Experience. No Hardcore Dancers Working @ BDSC. Great Night Out.

  It has been years since I have been to Billy Deans Showtime Cafe. I decided to stop in after a lame date for a drink and ended up spending the rest of the evening....
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  5 years ago

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  WhoopWhoop
  LongLegs2
• review

  5 years ago
  worth going back to now.

  Years ago I used to visit there a lot, it's close to home and I had several regulars I liked. But my favorite dancers and the good looking ones left so I hadn't...
  WhoopWhoop

  New York
• review

  5 years ago
  Who the fuck is Billy Dean

  Came on a Thursday night after midnight. It’s in a strip mall on Newbridge road in the heart of prototypical Long Island suburbia. Plenty of parking. Cover was $15. Bud light was $8.50 and...
  Muddy

  USA
• review

  5 years ago
  Decent place to catch up with friends while looking at attractive women scantily clad.

  Billy Deans is located in a strip mall so while parking is free, the vibe outside is a little unusual. Once you step inside, it looks more like a traditional strip club. ...
  FredFredFred
• review

  6 years ago
  Been a long time

  So I decided to come back to this place after hearing some changes that happened. I went on a Thursday around like 10-11 at night and it’s the same cover 15 bucks and 18yr...
  mike45rock

  New York
• review

  6 years ago
  Not much privacy here

  Billy Deans is probably the strangest club I have ever been to. Definitely the smallest, and one of my weirdest club experiences. The set up is very tiny. There is one stage and it...
  gherkin

  New York
• review

  6 years ago
  Oil ‘rassin

  Went there on a Saturday night and was treated to some hot oil wrestling. I was even pulled on stage and got my ass slapped infront of the people there ... that was interesting,...
  Thebigtuna2017

  New York
• review

  7 years ago
  An Unusual Club -- And I Liked It.

  In order for a review to actually be useful, I feel like sometimes you need to clarify your perspective or attitude first. Strip clubs are an only-when-I-travel thing, so my visits tend to...
  m0nkeyb0ne

  Washington
• review

  7 years ago
  Not bad

  Went there on a quiet Thursday night. There want many customers or dancers. (6 or 7) but the dancers there were diverse. Mostly young college girls. It's a small club but spacious enough and...
  Shlong2

  Florida
• review

  7 years ago
  great local spot

  This is one of the best strip clubs I've ever been to on L.I. Chicks are local college girls mostly and are good for a drink and 6 min lap dance. Been here for...
  jsmizzle079
• review

  8 years ago
  Best first date ever yummy.

  These damn dancers are not amateurs they come from a long line of entertainment and fun once you step through these doors you are in paradise and in a whole nother place all your...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  8 years ago
  2 Saturday visits ... completely different experiences

  Most recently I went in on Saturday 10pm and the girls just arrived (they open at 8am.) Less than 10 customers inside they had 3 girls on. White, Black and Columbian. 1 girl was...
  DeviousNY

  New York
• review

  8 years ago
  Its not for everybody

  So heres the deal guys....this place is located in north bellmore, which is a pretty nice and safe town....im actually suprised this place is operational but once inside you will understand. There is...
  david82comic
• review

  8 years ago
  Monday night

  Alright so I haven't been here in over 2 years and decided to check it out on a Monday night. I've never been here on a weekday, but they have a special of man...
  mike45rock

  New York
• review

  8 years ago
  Billy Dean's

  The club is located in a small shopping center off of a main road. You walk in and they check your driver's license you pay the cover and walk right in. Once inside theres...
  apple45
• review

  8 years ago
  Not in Kansas anymore, toto

  I used to like this place as it reflected the area, a nice middle class community. They had drink specials for MNF, and the girls were young and inexperienced. That often translated into a...
  zghouler

  New York
• review

  9 years ago
  Just OK

  Located in a strip mall not hard to find and plenty of parking in front. $10 to get in with a wrist band that allow to leave an reenter. You're also required...
  poka