The Ol' Dusty Trail

Look man, plain and simple - if you're inclined towards strip clubs in strip malls, you're going to dig on Billy Dean's Showtime Cafe. I've been on different days at different times, and always find 4-7 women working of various degrees of attractiveness. Varied demographics, a couple very fine black women and a larger amount of latinas and white women falling underneath generally in terms of looks. I'd say they run the gamut from ugly-decent-pretty fine. Dances are $30 for 3 mins or $200 for the 'Champagne Room.' Tip not included. Layout wise, the entry to the building is a narrow hallway where they take your cover charge and ID. Fairly certain it's $15 for Thursday night/$20 for Friday and Saturday. Get singles from the bouncer in that same window. Straight ahead past the little entry hallway is the bar, and down a stair to the right is the stage. Long I-shaped stage surrounded by seats on wheels and a platform for drinks. No tip parade. The dancers generally hang out along a line of couches adjacent to the stage and either talk to potential buyers or sit on phones until they're summoned to dance. Some will hang out near the bar. Mostly nice girls who are willing to jaw some, especially if you're willing to throw singles or buy drinks. The owner, titular Billy Dean, tends bar. Expect to pay $10-$15 for your beverage. Dude is decently agreeable but I've seen him act like a dick when it comes to customer service. One night I saw an ugly white woman dancer, obviously hammered, try to execute a sexy spin and instead absolutely destroy a dude's Bud Light that was sitting in its cupholder on the drink platform. The dude went over to the bar to explain what happened and ask for a free makeup beverage and the Bill-man straight up denied him. He bought another one, and quickly another dancer kicked the thing right over. Again he was denied. Not the most hospitable joint.

To casual visitors I don't know how much value Billy Dean's has. The layman would probably give a lower score than 7. But honestly, I fuck with this place for a lot of the dirty little quirks that might put someone off. They don't really get that wild, but despite that a couple of the ladies have a hold on me.