Vanity After Dark Reviews

Reviewed Vanity a few times but worth an update.

Entry fee $10-$20 depending on time you show up. Free earlier and certain nights.

This club has been trying different things to drive business. Strip club is back upstairs after a short stint downstairs. Upstairs has about 10 tables near a 6-7 seat...

San Francisco, CA. Friday night. Came here after getting hounded constantly at Garden of Eden fuck that shit, it's annoying as hell. Came down this way. Cover is $20, military is free and also they are owned by the same folks at condor if you get a stamp from there...

Got turned away at the door at Centerfolds by their roidhead bouncer so tried this spot. The bouncer there was super cool. Don’t remember the cover but think it was in the $15-20 range. Fine for SF.

The club itself is actually pretty big for an SF club with two...

In town for work so I decided to check the place out. I went around 7, not realizing they open at 7, so for the first 15 mins or so it was literally just me and the bartender (and the DJ I guess), but she was pretty friendly. Beers were...

I’ve been to vanity a few times and it slowly has become my go-to. To be fair, all San Francisco clubs are overpriced, but for a more traditional strip club experience, I’ve found the staff and at my girls to be incredibly fun and generous if you bring a good...

So never been to this place in SF before and a friend took me. When you go inside, the place immediately opens up to a cavern like room with a small pole dancing stage on one side and a bar on the other side. A cool feature of this...

I visited Vanity on a Wednesday night 10pm to midnight or so. I started the night at Centerfolds but left after 15 minutes when it became apparent the dancers were not my type (I prefer fit / thin girls). The quality of dancers there has gone downhill, encouraging me to...

A guy in a suit led me in around a corner, up some stairs, around another corner, then another corner then things opened up into a big room with tables, girls, and a small sunken stage with a pole. It was a stylish room and felt pretty

No one was...

Located in the North Beach area of San Francisco - commercial neighborhood with lots of bars and restaurants. The area is not nice but not scary as well - one added plus is that there are 4 or 5 other strip clubs within an easy walking distance. I parked on...

I visited Vanity-after-dark on Saturday evening July 30, 2002 from about 8:45 to 10:30 pm. The club is on Broadway about 3 blocks east of Columbus. There is no parking at the club, just street parking and some very small pay lots in the vicinity, I was...

Club Location and Parking:
Nightshift only topless club in North Beach SF with 6 other nearby (mostly FN) clubs. SF has a problem with cars getting smashed and grabbed when parked on street or in parking garages where public can enter without going past valet. If parking on street, empty out...

This is one of the many clubs on broadway. Military is free here. The guy at the front Jim was very friendly. The club is itself is really good looking. Walk in past reception desk. Bar is to you left with the “ultra” stage in front of that. And then...

Sometimes, you really do get what you pay for. The club is impeccable. The decor is modern with a definite classic SF twist to it. Great food at cheaper prices than restaurants of comparable quality. Excellent service as the staff tends to remember you by name after a few visits...

So I wanted to try out some of the other SF Broadway clubs since Centerfolds has been kind of on the downswing recently, and I stopped into the Penthouse club right across the street on a Wednesday night after work. I used to hit up this club a lot...

In town for business and was looking for a fun way to spend the evening... wandered up and down Broadway in SFO at about 10:00 checking out the options and settled on the Penthouse Club as it appeared to have the best prospects from the outside.

Paid a $15 cover...

randomly walked by, cuz I wanted a calzone for dinner from Calzones restaurant around the corner. It was about 8pm on a Saturday. I parked down the road and walked right by it. A door man was outside and invited me in cuz no cover, happy hour and he said...

I visited the club after I wasn't feeling the vibe across the street at Deja Vu Centerfolds. Surprising there was no cover on a Saturday evening (probably because it was fleet week). It was my first time in the club, so I was pleasantly surprise about the facilities. Very clean....

COVER:
The cover was $15 I believe. However, we got it waived because we bought a bottle. The bottle came out to be around 575. The dance prices were 3 songs for $100.

FACILITY:
Upon entering, we were sent up using an elevator to the second floor, where all patrons were chilling....

Always wanted to try this club, but always ended up in my usual places. Thought I’d make the effort.

Used a Yelp and got escorted upstairs - downstairs closed. Nice looking place - very shiny and clean. Great bar. Not too pricy. But - empty. There were about 4...

CLUB LOCATION / NEARBY CLUBS / NEIGHBORHOOD BAR AND RESTAURANTS
This nightshift-only topless club is in SF's North Beach neighborhood, which has 6 other strip clubs within 1-2 block walk. Nearby clubs are:

Nearby Topless: Hustler Club, dayshift begins at 11:30AM. If you're looking for post-2AM nakedness when other clubs are...

The SF Penthouse is a classy club in the North Beach area of the City. The club has a nice upscale decor and feel, with lights and furniture and 2 floors and 3 stages ( 2 small ones upstairs) and 2 alcohol bars. It is a topless club and...

I went around 8 with a friend after we grabbed dinner in north beach. I've been there maybe twice before and generally thought it was lame. We were ushered upstairs upon arrival (it was early) and were seated in front of a mink stage which overlooks the rest of...

I was completely disappointed to find The Penthouse basically empty at 8 PM on a Saturday. I get it that most clubs don't heat up until later, but there were seriously only 3 girls working after they'd been open for an hour. They didn't exactly seem like winners either. I...

The Penthouse Club in San Francisco is located right near a lot of the other clubs in the city but is a little imposing on the outside for its fancy vibe. You walk in and that remains true with the decor and the lights. This isn't a low-end strip club....

Basics:
$10 cover during my visit
$10 Stella
$16 Gin drink for a dancer
$20 dances on the main floor
$100 and $200 booth dance options

This place is of a kind with Gold Club and Hustler Club. All three go for showy atmosphere but come off a bit tame, but hey, at least they...