Vanity After Dark

San Francisco, California

Vanity After Dark Reviews

• review

  2 months ago
  Inflation Buster makes best deal in city

  Reviewed Vanity a few times but worth an update. Entry fee $10-$20 depending on time you show up. Free earlier and certain nights. This club has been trying different things to drive business. Strip club is...
  Shady88
• review

  2 months ago
  Dirty Harry used to actually come here on his lunch break

  San Francisco, CA. Friday night. Came here after getting hounded constantly at Garden of Eden fuck that shit, it's annoying as hell. Came down this way. Cover is $20, military is free and also...
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  2 months ago

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  TC247
  Muddy

  USA
• review

  3 months ago
  Didn’t spend much, didn’t get much

  Got turned away at the door at Centerfolds by their roidhead bouncer so tried this spot. The bouncer there was super cool. Don’t remember the cover but think it was in the $15-20 range....
  Comments: 2

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  3 months ago

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  PredragDr
  palmtrees
• review

  10 months ago
  One awesome dancer made the whole night

  In town for work so I decided to check the place out. I went around 7, not realizing they open at 7, so for the first 15 mins or so it was literally just...
  gutherman
• review

  a year ago
  My Favorite in an overpriced, low value city

  I’ve been to vanity a few times and it slowly has become my go-to. To be fair, all San Francisco clubs are overpriced, but for a more traditional strip club experience, I’ve found the...
  Shady88
• review

  a year ago
  Chill place for drinks and a few dances

  So never been to this place in SF before and a friend took me. When you go inside, the place immediately opens up to a cavern like room with a small pole dancing stage...
  Vinny998
• review

  a year ago
  Wednesday night - just ok

  I visited Vanity on a Wednesday night 10pm to midnight or so. I started the night at Centerfolds but left after 15 minutes when it became apparent the dancers were not my type (I...
  southwestx3
• review

  a year ago
  Nice place. Not the hottest but seemed high mileage and I found a hot one.

  A guy in a suit led me in around a corner, up some stairs, around another corner, then another corner then things opened up into a big room with tables, girls, and a small...
  willwillwilll
• review

  2 years ago
  Weird Layout - Dance Club and Strip Club all in one

  Located in the North Beach area of San Francisco - commercial neighborhood with lots of bars and restaurants. The area is not nice but not scary as well - one added plus is that...
  Comments: 1

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  2 years ago

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  Sikdir
  CLZoho
• review

  2 years ago
  San Francisco part 5

  I visited Vanity-after-dark on Saturday evening July 30, 2002 from about 8:45 to 10:30 pm. The club is on Broadway about 3 blocks east of Columbus. There is no parking at the...
  Comments: 2

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  2 years ago

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  hepguy
  hepguy

  Retired, traveling for fun
• review

  5 years ago
  Club Update

  Club Location and Parking: Nightshift only topless club in North Beach SF with 6 other nearby (mostly FN) clubs. SF has a problem with cars getting smashed and grabbed when parked on street or in...
  DeclineToState
• review

  5 years ago
  Penthouse is something I cannot afford in San Francisco. It is also a strip club that I am about to review

  This is one of the many clubs on broadway. Military is free here. The guy at the front Jim was very friendly. The club is itself is really good looking. Walk in past reception...
  Comments: 1

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  5 years ago

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  Muddy
  Muddy

  USA
• review

  6 years ago
  A nice escape...

  Sometimes, you really do get what you pay for. The club is impeccable. The decor is modern with a definite classic SF twist to it. Great food at cheaper prices than restaurants of comparable...
  Comments: 5

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  5 years ago

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  Icey
  Icey

  I put your ATF on a winning team
• review

  6 years ago
  Barely worth the visit

  So I wanted to try out some of the other SF Broadway clubs since Centerfolds has been kind of on the downswing recently, and I stopped into the Penthouse club right across the street...
  alkdesmo

  California
• review

  6 years ago
  In and out

  In town for business and was looking for a fun way to spend the evening... wandered up and down Broadway in SFO at about 10:00 checking out the options and settled on the Penthouse...
  Screviewemail

  Massachusetts
• review

  6 years ago
  First time; happy hour; tallest pole ever

  randomly walked by, cuz I wanted a calzone for dinner from Calzones restaurant around the corner. It was about 8pm on a Saturday. I parked down the road and walked right by it. A...
  Greanbeans

  Ké lo ké?!?!?!!
• review

  6 years ago
  Choking...Uhhhh...No thanks

  I visited the club after I wasn't feeling the vibe across the street at Deja Vu Centerfolds. Surprising there was no cover on a Saturday evening (probably because it was fleet week). It was...
  Comments: 5

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  6 years ago

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  TomsterC
  TomsterC

  California
• review

  6 years ago
  Low mileage, served their purpose for the night, kind of pricey though

  COVER: The cover was $15 I believe. However, we got it waived because we bought a bottle. The bottle came out to be around 575. The dance prices were 3 songs for $100. FACILITY: Upon entering,...
  Comments: 10

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  6 years ago

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  DeclineToState
  hamsuplo44

  Not so frequent visitor
• review

  6 years ago
  Nothing Soecial

  Always wanted to try this club, but always ended up in my usual places. Thought I’d make the effort. Used a Yelp and got escorted upstairs - downstairs closed. Nice looking place -...
  Ian1968

  USA Born and Bred
• review

  7 years ago
  Nice Interior, Decent Groping Opportunities in VIP Chairs

  CLUB LOCATION / NEARBY CLUBS / NEIGHBORHOOD BAR AND RESTAURANTS This nightshift-only topless club is in SF's North Beach neighborhood, which has 6 other strip clubs within 1-2 block walk. Nearby clubs are: Nearby Topless:...
  Comments: 4

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  7 years ago

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  TFP
  DeclineToState
• review

  7 years ago
  SF Penthouse Thurs nite

  The SF Penthouse is a classy club in the North Beach area of the City. The club has a nice upscale decor and feel, with lights and furniture and 2 floors and 3...
  Jack26

  California
• review

  8 years ago
  Not bad

  I went around 8 with a friend after we grabbed dinner in north beach. I've been there maybe twice before and generally thought it was lame. We were ushered upstairs upon arrival (it...
  Dopaminedream123

  California
• review

  8 years ago
  Nearly empty on Saturday night

  I was completely disappointed to find The Penthouse basically empty at 8 PM on a Saturday. I get it that most clubs don't heat up until later, but there were seriously only 3 girls...
  somedudesomedude22
• review

  8 years ago
  Shiny and pretty

  The Penthouse Club in San Francisco is located right near a lot of the other clubs in the city but is a little imposing on the outside for its fancy vibe. You walk in...
  newtoclubs
• review

  8 years ago
  Mid-range Penthouse Club

  Basics: $10 cover during my visit $10 Stella $16 Gin drink for a dancer $20 dances on the main floor $100 and $200 booth dance options This place is of a kind with Gold Club and Hustler Club. All...
  mjpenn07

  California