My Favorite in an overpriced, low value city

I’ve been to vanity a few times and it slowly has become my go-to. To be fair, all San Francisco clubs are overpriced, but for a more traditional strip club experience, I’ve found the staff and at my girls to be incredibly fun and generous if you bring a good vibe.

This used to be a dance club on the first floor (certain days of week) and strip club upstairs but I was told they recently closed the club portion down. Now there is a main stage downstairs with surrounding tables and a bar in back. The bar upstairs was closed, but the downstairs bar was open with about 3-4 patrons in on a Tuesday. I was told it was a slow night. The downstairs is pretty large and so when it’s slow, it feels a bit like a high school dance floor with nobody on it. Drinks were poured well, but my 3rd drink tasted funky - think it was just made wrong and I was too lazy to correct. Classic $14 a cocktail nonsense for SF.

2nd floor is where dances happen. VIP is very private here and finding the right dance partner can result in really great mileage. There is a non-vip dance area upstairs that is open but separated by private drapes/barriers..fairly private overall and I’ve had a good time test driving models in that space. Bathroom on 2nd floor, dark but decent. No troll.