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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 18 yrs ago
A bit on the expensive side,...
reviewed by
MarkBudd

8.0

A bit on the expensive side, but I find many of the girls very hot.

A lap dance, clothed, is $20, and this is in a public area. For about 80-100, one can get a…

review
published 18 yrs ago
I caught Jenna & Courtney on...
reviewed by
dcalleja

8.0

I caught Jenna & Courtney on my business trip there. It's always a great time spending an hour. Got a lapdance from Courtney and she was really into it. I used to…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Stopped by earlier this week to...
reviewed by
formerATLclubguy

8.0

Stopped by earlier this week to catch the house feature of Mercedes and Mykel. Mercedes has been one of my favorites for a while, and Mykel is growing on me. They do a great job…

review
published 18 yrs ago
I found myself with time to...
reviewed by
darby

7.0

I found myself with time to spare on a Monday afternoon and decided to drop by and check out the Crazy Horse. The walk from the Moscone Center takes you through a few streets that…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Been there before; went again; glad...
reviewed by
ArizonaSlim

10.0

Been there before; went again; glad I did. I'll do it again.
I actually went a couple of nights in a row. The first night was interesting, would up spending time with a young…

review
published 18 yrs ago
I've reviewed the Crazy Horse before,...
reviewed by
Mott

6.0

I've reviewed the Crazy Horse before, but it's changed a bit since then. A few things:

  1. They now have the token machines, but the girls don't like to use them, it doesn't seem.…
review
published 18 yrs ago
Based on the reviews, I went...
reviewed by
meathound

1.0

Based on the reviews, I went to this club Monday night while in SF on business.

I imagine it would be a nice place had it not been for a very high pressure hustle…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Well I owning get dances when...
reviewed by
BuckMcNutter

8.0

Well I owning get dances when I'm in town from Tiffany on the M-Fr day shift. She is a tiny bubbly Asian with cute perky fake ones.
She'll take you to the back if she…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Went back to this place back...
reviewed by
tokyojeffro

8.0

Went back to this place back in August.

The thing to remember about this place is that the talent levels vary with the performers. They actually have a website where you can see which dancers…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Went in around 11:50 PM on...
reviewed by
cant_get_enough

7.0

Went in around 11:50 PM on a Tuesday night. The crowd was very light, maybe 20 people. Approximately 10-12 dancers were there. I had been to CH once a couple of years…

review
published 18 yrs ago
I drove into town on a...
reviewed by
Mr Magoo

8.0

I drove into town on a Friday, specifically to catch the Kira Kener show down the street. Ended up catching the Kaylani Lei show at CH. I didn't even know she was performing here,…

review
published 18 yrs ago
If you are thinking that this...
reviewed by
SFlurker

5.0

If you are thinking that this is like the Las Vegas CH2, you'll be disappointed. The decor, girls and the whole atmosphere is a lot lower class... the only good thing is that SF…