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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 17 yrs ago
That was my first time ever...
reviewed by
my07sti

10.0

That was my first time ever going to a strip club. My friends brought me to the Crazy Horse for my bachelor party night. We were there around midnight on a Saturday. The entrance fee…

review
published 17 yrs ago
The Crazy Horse is a fully...
reviewed by
Thonto

8.0

The Crazy Horse is a fully nude independent San Francisco strip club located at 980 Market Street. This is where Market Street starts to get sketchy, there's a lot of homeless people around and…

review
published 17 yrs ago
Kind of a mix between an...
reviewed by
Kenmont

5.0

Kind of a mix between an old-fashioned nudie movie theater and a strip club. Girls dance on a long catwalk, but the real action comes from the girls who circulate and ask for dances.…

review
published 17 yrs ago
Generally a good mix of women...
reviewed by
swv998

7.0

Generally a good mix of women here. Last friday I got a special treat though - there were two chicks visiting the club with their boyfriends, and the strippers managed to get them to…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Was there on a Tuesday night...
reviewed by
mgm27grand

7.0

Was there on a Tuesday night - sketchy area of town not far from Moscone. $25 entry - pretty steep. The seating is just strange - theater seats surrounding a single runway.…

review
published 18 yrs ago
One of the better independant clubs...
reviewed by
newguy99

8.0

One of the better independant clubs in SF. Price ranges from $15 - 25 to get in, depending on the time you go in. It is less expensive earlier in the day and…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Went here about three weeks ago....
reviewed by
trailer12b1

7.0

Went here about three weeks ago. The area around the club is a little dicey if you are not used to being in a major city. make sure you are careful.

The girls in…

review
published 18 yrs ago
I was supposed to meet a...
reviewed by
Mr Magoo

8.0

I was supposed to meet a friend for lunch but the guy bagged on me. I thought what the hell. I'm in the city. Let's just make the day of it at CH.

I've been patronizing…

review
published 18 yrs ago
A usual around this club but...
reviewed by
drfriendly8

9.0

A usual around this club but wanted to submit a review. Went in on a 4/26 expecting a quiet night and some quality time with Cassandra but was surprised to find no parking and a…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Arrived at the club about 30...
reviewed by
XTommyX

7.0

Arrived at the club about 30 minutes before shift change on a Thursday night. Just as at most clubs, the night shift appears to be on average almost 2 points higher in looks than…

review
published 18 yrs ago
In general, over the last few...
reviewed by
lazybucks

7.0

In general, over the last few years SF clubs have gone downhill dramatically as they've basically consolidated to one major operator and a couple of smaller ones. While the scene in general isn't as…

review
published 18 yrs ago
I visited this club...
reviewed by
hotmarks

8.0

I visited this club expecting to be disappointed, but was pleasantly surprised. Although the extreme milage of certain Houston and Seattle clubs is not available, this club more than makes up for…