Reviews

The club doesn't look like much from the outside, and the interior isn't any great shakes either, but the girls here make the Crazy Horse a top club anywhere. All shapes and sizes (except the…

Compared to clubs I'm used to in L.A. and N.Y., this place is dumpy as hell. Sketchy neighborhood of street hustlers, tacky day-glo interior, fraying-at-the-edges decor -- this place is your interior decorator's worst…

Was there in a Monday evening. 12 girls working, probably 15 customers. $25 cover charge to get in. I usually walk here from the Union Sq hotels, and the walk isn't the…

Stopped by CH in early January and had just a great time overall. I went on a Tuesday afternoon/early evening, which isn't prime time at CH, but does allow for a slower paced atmosphere and…

The Crazy Horse is by far the most customer friendly club in S.F. For the most part the girls are low key, in that they don't hustle you. Being a nude club there is no…

I had another good time there, even though it was a slow night (Thursday). The stage intro was good fun as always. Two girls came closer than the average. Later, while staying at the back,…

I was in SFO this week for a biotech meeting. I have visited many of the clubs in the city over the years, but had never made it to CH. I decided to take…

I had low expectations for this place as everything about it looks sketchy --- esp. the sketchy location and club appearance. But this place has a lot to offer. A lot of…

Not bad at Crazy Horse last night. Came in around 8p.m., only about 8 - 10 girls working, and most of them not too pretty. Got mildly hustled by a brunette who had abnormally huge…

After a short visit to MBOT, I trekked down the hill to Crazy Horse. Ah, the walk... I don't think I've ever encountered so many homeless people on O'Farrel. They were like gnats buzzing all…

I think Crazy Horse may still be my favorite SF club. But as with any club, your experience depends a lot on the particular girl or girls you encounter. On a recent visit,…

Just got back from a very enjoyable couple of hours at Crazy Horse. Got there about 9:45; there were about 20 guys there, but there were still seats free in the front row next…