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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 17 yrs ago
Went in on a Wednesday night....
reviewed by
cuban77

7.0

Went in on a Wednesday night. This place is more like a peep show than a strip club. First you have to get drinks out of a machine, there are no waitresses.…

review
published 17 yrs ago
Went on a Tue night. ...
reviewed by
sslam2000

10.0

Went on a Tue night. They has a cover special - you get a coupon for free admission on another day. (I checked out the website first, but it seems like a lot…

review
published 17 yrs ago
went to CH on a Friday...
reviewed by
dtop5237

8.0

went to CH on a Friday afternoon. a few hot girls working...got an LD in the main back room. good grind from an 8. this place gets very busy on Friday/Sat night with a somewhat…

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published 17 yrs ago
Once again this place comes through....
reviewed by
ArizonaSlim

9.0

Once again this place comes through. A big thumbs up for CHT. Yes to all the issues, the location is seedy and a bit scary, the facility is old and a bit decrepit,…

review
published 17 yrs ago
In SF for business - mid...
reviewed by
garp

8.0

In SF for business - mid week, walked over to Crazy Horse from the hotel since it was only 5 or 6 blocks, never do that again. Really seedy area after dark - I should…

review
published 17 yrs ago
The club doesn't look like much...
reviewed by
formerATLclubguy

8.0

The club doesn't look like much from the outside, and the interior isn't any great shakes either, but the girls here make the Crazy Horse a top club anywhere. All shapes and sizes (except the…

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published 17 yrs ago
Compared to clubs I'm used to...
reviewed by
zajemian

6.0

Compared to clubs I'm used to in L.A. and N.Y., this place is dumpy as hell. Sketchy neighborhood of street hustlers, tacky day-glo interior, fraying-at-the-edges decor -- this place is your interior decorator's worst…

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published 17 yrs ago
Was there in a Monday evening....
reviewed by
mgm27grand

7.0

Was there in a Monday evening. 12 girls working, probably 15 customers. $25 cover charge to get in. I usually walk here from the Union Sq hotels, and the walk isn't the…

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published 17 yrs ago
Stopped by CH in early January...
reviewed by
roscoe74

8.0

Stopped by CH in early January and had just a great time overall. I went on a Tuesday afternoon/early evening, which isn't prime time at CH, but does allow for a slower paced atmosphere and…

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published 17 yrs ago
The Crazy Horse is by far...
reviewed by
old_dog

10.0

The Crazy Horse is by far the most customer friendly club in S.F. For the most part the girls are low key, in that they don't hustle you. Being a nude club there is no…

review
published 17 yrs ago
I had another good time there,...
reviewed by
simon

9.0

I had another good time there, even though it was a slow night (Thursday). The stage intro was good fun as always. Two girls came closer than the average. Later, while staying at the back,…

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published 17 yrs ago
I was in SFO this week...
reviewed by
traveler1953

7.0

I was in SFO this week for a biotech meeting. I have visited many of the clubs in the city over the years, but had never made it to CH. I decided to take…