Reviews

After hanging out at the Gold Club for an hour and a couple of expensive drinks and air dances, went over to Crazy Horse to get some real action. It is a slow night,…

I've been here twice in the last couple of months. The SF clubs have always been pricey, but lately it seems to have gotten out of hand and very little value. It's because of this…

As the previous reviewers said, the layout of this place is weird. Movie theatre style seats around the stage then in the back. Dancers are not bad, but there is a fair amount…

The club is in a somewhat scary part of town. I parked in a parking garage called 5th and Mission parking (Mission Street between 4th and 5th). It's about a 5 minute…

This faltering economy was starting to stress me out. I guess I could have just as easily sat at home watching internet porn but I'd probably end up with that "repetitive motion" injury. Since I…

R.O.B. ALERT- watch out for Taj (Short for Taj Mahal)- she promised to world and as soon as I went to the $100 private and paid her another $100 tip- she turned off like a…

Crazy Horse is my local club, and I recently stopped by to check on the quality of the dancers and dances available. The layout is more of a traditional strip club theatre experience, with a…

two visits....one day and one night. I had a better time in the day time visit. the cover is higher at night, even despite the coupon they give you to come back soon.…

Went back for a visit last night after a long absence. The place has cleaned up a little bit, but has also upped its prices from what it used to be. With the…

The club setup, as discussed in previous reviews, is nutty. The inside is a little trashy. The neighborhood is classic SF. There are randoms walking the streets no matter where you are. I had no…

I only had time in SF for one club. After reading the reviews online, I decided to stop by here. I visited on a Thursday evening. Odd layout, with a central stage…

This club is based around a centre stage which you throw one dollar bills onto while a girl undresses. If you throw more than two dollars at once it seems the girl will come sit…