Reviews

I dropped by the Crazy Horse on Friday evening looking to kill some time before dinner. I'd had good experiences at this club before on Friday and Saturday nights. However, this would be my first…

Some very good dancers, but were just decent looking. However, there was one gorgeous girl over there who I took for a private show and was overall pretty good. They had a pretty well lit…

I had some time to kill before leaving for the airport, so I came here a few weeks ago on a weekday afternoon. Very different area of town from the Broadway strip of clubs. This…

Went on a weekend afternoon for a change - very different environment. You can actually grab a girl for a dance instead of wafting through sausage. Less selection, but you are guaranteed mileage…

Stopped by the Crazy Horse Wednesday evening around 6:30 pm and sat in an aisle chair close to the stage. As you enter,there are about 6 rows of theatre-style seating facing the stage that has…

Actually made two visits (so my comments can be statistically significant :-), one Thursday evening and one Saturday afternoon. It had been years since I'd been at this club (does anyone else remember the…

I was in SF on business for a few days, staying downtown. Decided to take a walk to Crazy Horse, glad I did. Met Leaha, a very nice, sweet, sexy, easy going Asian dancer. She…

Got to the horse around 9:30pm with a dozen or so guys in the crowd. Mallory was on stage when I arrived. Her stage show was pretty hot – more sensual and erotic than the frantic…

This was my first trip to a theater style club. It was Saturday night and it was crowded. The feature performer was going on stage and there were almost no seats left. A few other…

After hanging out at the Gold Club for an hour and a couple of expensive drinks and air dances, went over to Crazy Horse to get some real action. It is a slow night,…

I've been here twice in the last couple of months. The SF clubs have always been pricey, but lately it seems to have gotten out of hand and very little value. It's because of this…

As the previous reviewers said, the layout of this place is weird. Movie theatre style seats around the stage then in the back. Dancers are not bad, but there is a fair amount…