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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 16 yrs ago
CH has really improved in 2008...
reviewed by
JasonMckin

8.3

CH has really improved in 2008 - lots of new and young dancers. Lots of cute new blondes, brunettes, and redheads. Sat night is getting a little too crowded though, a sign of…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Tried a day time visit to...
reviewed by
sslam2000

7.3

Tried a day time visit to CH since I had a good night visit before. Most of the girls were 4-6, the exception being the two house girls that were supposed to do a…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Stopped in on a recent visit...
reviewed by
yyyyman7

6.3

Stopped in on a recent visit to the West Coast. I had not been here for several years, but I had good experiences last time. This time - not so good. I…

review
published 16 yrs ago
I dropped by the Crazy Horse...
reviewed by
darby

6.7

I dropped by the Crazy Horse on Friday evening looking to kill some time before dinner. I'd had good experiences at this club before on Friday and Saturday nights. However, this would be my first…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Some very good dancers, but were...
reviewed by
tuscl

8.7

Some very good dancers, but were just decent looking. However, there was one gorgeous girl over there who I took for a private show and was overall pretty good. They had a pretty well lit…

review
published 16 yrs ago
I had some time to kill...
reviewed by
jb1968

7.0

I had some time to kill before leaving for the airport, so I came here a few weeks ago on a weekday afternoon. Very different area of town from the Broadway strip of clubs. This…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Went on a weekend afternoon for...
reviewed by
JasonMckin

8.3

Went on a weekend afternoon for a change - very different environment. You can actually grab a girl for a dance instead of wafting through sausage. Less selection, but you are guaranteed mileage…

review
published 17 yrs ago
Stopped by the Crazy Horse Wednesday...
reviewed by
dankum

7.7

Stopped by the Crazy Horse Wednesday evening around 6:30 pm and sat in an aisle chair close to the stage. As you enter,there are about 6 rows of theatre-style seating facing the stage that has…

review
published 17 yrs ago
Actually made two visits (so my...
reviewed by
Travelapper

7.3

Actually made two visits (so my comments can be statistically significant :-), one Thursday evening and one Saturday afternoon. It had been years since I'd been at this club (does anyone else remember the…

review
published 17 yrs ago
I was in SF on business...
reviewed by
jpeaz

7.7

I was in SF on business for a few days, staying downtown. Decided to take a walk to Crazy Horse, glad I did. Met Leaha, a very nice, sweet, sexy, easy going Asian dancer. She…

review
published 17 yrs ago
Got to the horse around 9:30pm...
reviewed by
knotydavid

8.0

Got to the horse around 9:30pm with a dozen or so guys in the crowd.
Mallory was on stage when I arrived. Her stage show was pretty hot – more sensual and erotic than the frantic…

review
published 17 yrs ago
This was my first trip to...
reviewed by
pantzm

7.0

This was my first trip to a theater style club. It was Saturday night and it was crowded. The feature performer was going on stage and there were almost no seats left. A few other…