Reviews

I can never understand San Francisco strip clubs. It's as though nothing has changed since 1978 - the same mirrors, the same sort of depressed, dirty old man feeling. Crazy Horse isn't bad,…

Fairly dingy looking place, far less upkeep than the joints I've been to elsewhere in the country--but seemed par for the course in San Francisco. The stage was a bit awkward, with two rows…

Swung by CH around 10pm on a Saturday. The whole theater style seating is new to me. The moment you walk in, it's like a movie theater style seating with a center catwalk where the…

My buddy and I stopped by Crazy Horse on a lazy afternoon. Not alot of girls dancing, maybe 7 or so. And even less patrons in the audience. One girl said it's possible…

Went on a friday afternoon and was pleasantly surprised by the quality of dancers here. Waited for about an hour before I took a lovely dance from Aisha. Very smooth and sensual. Didn't stay for…

I visited CH on a Tuesday night in early December and was very disappointed. I only saw about 4 or 5 girls in the place, and really wasn't motivated by any of them. A pretty…

Went on a saturday afternoon. Karma had a really sexy pink bikini on and stopped by, had a few dances from her and had a lot of fun. Milage was awesome. Will repeat. Afternoons are…

though i like the ch, this visit proves that your milage will vary. the technology at this place is definitely amusing. the dancers check in and out of the vip area with either…

I was recently at CH for the afternoon shift and they're still using the unpopular "token" system for dances. Dancers there seem really dissatisfied with management and the club seemed a bit tired and…

Arrived around 8:45 and was there about 1.5 hours. Tipped cream first. She was pretty playful but went off with another guy. Then came a young hot asian girl with a small…

I am from PDX. So I was looking forward to a stripclub experience with a 2-way LD. I was not disappointed. I have been here only once before. The cover charge was $25. But you…

Went on a saturday afternoon. Not many dancers on stage, but I like it this way as the mileage tends to be way more than if it was crowded. Took a dancer by the name…