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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 16 yrs ago
Arrived around 8:45 and was there...
reviewed by
BenJetts

7.3

Arrived around 8:45 and was there about 1.5 hours. Tipped cream first. She was pretty playful but went off with another guy. Then came a young hot asian girl with a small…

review
published 16 yrs ago
I am from PDX. So I...
reviewed by
temp_p

8.0

I am from PDX. So I was looking forward to a stripclub experience with a 2-way LD. I was not disappointed.

I have been here only once before. The cover charge was $25. But you…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Went on a saturday afternoon. Not...
reviewed by
rajasthanroyals

8.3

Went on a saturday afternoon. Not many dancers on stage, but I like it this way as the mileage tends to be way more than if it was crowded. Took a dancer by the name…

review
published 16 yrs ago
I apologize but the review I...
reviewed by
dom99

7.7

I apologize but the review I wrote a few weeks ago was meant for the Market Street Cinema. I was confused when I wrote the review. The Crazy Horse is much better. One stage. The…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Went there at 9 PM. They...
reviewed by
vitrea

7.0

Went there at 9 PM. They are not part of the clubs that you can text and get a discount off of the entrance fee. first timers should know that this place is also set…

review
published 16 yrs ago
I popped in Crazy Horse just...
reviewed by
Mr Magoo

7.3

I popped in Crazy Horse just to see this new dancer, Mia Haze. I read about her and when I saw her name on the dancers board, I decided to check her out myself.

She's…

review
published 16 yrs ago
A late night stop at the...
reviewed by
pantzm

7.3

A late night stop at the Crazy Horse ended up being fun, but not spectacular time. One of the problems with the club is that it is in a bad neighborhood which makes it…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Was in SF about a month...
reviewed by
formerATLclubguy

7.7

Was in SF about a month ago and hit the CH on a Tuesday night. Lots of girls that I hadn't seen in a while, and the vibe was pretty good, even if there weren't…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Just an update on my review...
reviewed by
MrLapDance

8.3

Just an update on my review one post below.

Mia Haze was really fun. Very reasonable in negotiating a price, and no attempts to upsell. Very friendly and eager to please ... and very, VERY hot.…

review
published 16 yrs ago
The facility has been updated. They...
reviewed by
dom99

6.3

The facility has been updated. They charge a flat $25 to enter. Unlike before you have access to the whole club. The furishings are nice now. However, when I was there no dancers were on…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Stopped in at CHT after reading...
reviewed by
MrLapDance

8.0

Stopped in at CHT after reading lots of positive reviews on TUSCL. I used to be a fan of NCT, MBOT and MSC, but all of those seem to have gone downhill over the last…

review
published 16 yrs ago
First time to the Crazy Horse....
reviewed by
royalsilver

6.7

First time to the Crazy Horse. I was a little surprised by the size of the place. It was smaller than expected. The runway-style stage had some fixed seating around the front.…