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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 16 yrs ago
Swung by CH around 10pm on...
reviewed by
vdude

7.3

Swung by CH around 10pm on a Saturday. The whole theater style seating is new to me. The moment you walk in, it's like a movie theater style seating with a center catwalk where the…

review
published 16 yrs ago
My buddy and I stopped by...
reviewed by
Mr Magoo

8.0

My buddy and I stopped by Crazy Horse on a lazy afternoon. Not alot of girls dancing, maybe 7 or so. And even less patrons in the audience. One girl said it's possible…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Went on a friday afternoon and...
reviewed by
rajasthanroyals

7.7

Went on a friday afternoon and was pleasantly surprised by the quality of dancers here. Waited for about an hour before I took a lovely dance from Aisha. Very smooth and sensual. Didn't stay for…

review
published 16 yrs ago
I visited CH on a Tuesday...
reviewed by
Harper

4.0

I visited CH on a Tuesday night in early December and was very disappointed. I only saw about 4 or 5 girls in the place, and really wasn't motivated by any of them. A pretty…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Went on a saturday afternoon. Karma...
reviewed by
echelone

7.3

Went on a saturday afternoon. Karma had a really sexy pink bikini on and stopped by, had a few dances from her and had a lot of fun. Milage was awesome. Will repeat. Afternoons are…

review
published 16 yrs ago
though i like the ch, this...
reviewed by
raya

7.0

though i like the ch, this visit proves that your milage will vary. the technology at this place is definitely amusing. the dancers check in and out of the vip area with either…

review
published 16 yrs ago
I was recently at CH for...
reviewed by
Mott

7.0

I was recently at CH for the afternoon shift and they're still using the unpopular "token" system for dances. Dancers there seem really dissatisfied with management and the club seemed a bit tired and…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Arrived around 8:45 and was there...
reviewed by
BenJetts

7.3

Arrived around 8:45 and was there about 1.5 hours. Tipped cream first. She was pretty playful but went off with another guy. Then came a young hot asian girl with a small…

review
published 16 yrs ago
I am from PDX. So I...
reviewed by
temp_p

8.0

I am from PDX. So I was looking forward to a stripclub experience with a 2-way LD. I was not disappointed.

I have been here only once before. The cover charge was $25. But you…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Went on a saturday afternoon. Not...
reviewed by
rajasthanroyals

8.3

Went on a saturday afternoon. Not many dancers on stage, but I like it this way as the mileage tends to be way more than if it was crowded. Took a dancer by the name…

review
published 16 yrs ago
I apologize but the review I...
reviewed by
dom99

7.7

I apologize but the review I wrote a few weeks ago was meant for the Market Street Cinema. I was confused when I wrote the review. The Crazy Horse is much better. One stage. The…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Went there at 9 PM. They...
reviewed by
vitrea

7.0

Went there at 9 PM. They are not part of the clubs that you can text and get a discount off of the entrance fee. first timers should know that this place is also set…