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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

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published 16 yrs ago
I was in SF on a...
reviewed by
bigbear

6.3

I was in SF on a business trip and decided to stop and check this place. $25 to get in after 7:00. As many have said, this is a strange lay out for a strip…

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published 16 yrs ago
I love to visit San Francisco,...
reviewed by
gk

8.0

I love to visit San Francisco, but I haven't posted about SF clubs lately. But nychuck in his 2/5/09 post made me want to chime in. He nailed it! It's like they are stuck in…

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published 16 yrs ago
I would have to say that...
reviewed by
tuscl

7.3

I would have to say that I enjoyed my visit to CH. I was killing time and decided to stop by. Though the girls are not all model material, they have unique styles and fun…

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published 16 yrs ago
I can never understand San Francisco...
reviewed by
nychuck2000

5.3

I can never understand San Francisco strip clubs. It's as though nothing has changed since 1978 - the same mirrors, the same sort of depressed, dirty old man feeling. Crazy Horse isn't bad,…

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published 16 yrs ago
Fairly dingy looking place, far less...
reviewed by
bakasan

5.7

Fairly dingy looking place, far less upkeep than the joints I've been to elsewhere in the country--but seemed par for the course in San Francisco. The stage was a bit awkward, with two rows…

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published 16 yrs ago
Swung by CH around 10pm on...
reviewed by
vdude

7.3

Swung by CH around 10pm on a Saturday. The whole theater style seating is new to me. The moment you walk in, it's like a movie theater style seating with a center catwalk where the…

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published 16 yrs ago
My buddy and I stopped by...
reviewed by
Mr Magoo

8.0

My buddy and I stopped by Crazy Horse on a lazy afternoon. Not alot of girls dancing, maybe 7 or so. And even less patrons in the audience. One girl said it's possible…

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published 16 yrs ago
Went on a friday afternoon and...
reviewed by
rajasthanroyals

7.7

Went on a friday afternoon and was pleasantly surprised by the quality of dancers here. Waited for about an hour before I took a lovely dance from Aisha. Very smooth and sensual. Didn't stay for…

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published 16 yrs ago
I visited CH on a Tuesday...
reviewed by
Harper

4.0

I visited CH on a Tuesday night in early December and was very disappointed. I only saw about 4 or 5 girls in the place, and really wasn't motivated by any of them. A pretty…

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published 16 yrs ago
Went on a saturday afternoon. Karma...
reviewed by
echelone

7.3

Went on a saturday afternoon. Karma had a really sexy pink bikini on and stopped by, had a few dances from her and had a lot of fun. Milage was awesome. Will repeat. Afternoons are…

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published 16 yrs ago
though i like the ch, this...
reviewed by
raya

7.0

though i like the ch, this visit proves that your milage will vary. the technology at this place is definitely amusing. the dancers check in and out of the vip area with either…

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published 16 yrs ago
I was recently at CH for...
reviewed by
Mott

7.0

I was recently at CH for the afternoon shift and they're still using the unpopular "token" system for dances. Dancers there seem really dissatisfied with management and the club seemed a bit tired and…