tuscl
The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 16 yrs ago
My first TR after lurking for...
reviewed by
tuscl

7.7

My first TR after lurking for some time; I won't ask you to be gentle, but if the criticism is constructive, I probably won't ignore it. Sorry if it's verbose, but after an extraordinarily…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Have visited several times. As others...
reviewed by
bh1966

7.7

Have visited several times. As others have remarked, the layout is unusual with a long center stage with seating on both sides and the rest set up like a movie theatre. The stage dancers will…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Went by last week to check...
reviewed by
bitterdbag

7.0

Went by last week to check out the porn star feature, Charmane Star. One thing that annoys me is that they up the door fee to $30 when a really popular feature is in…

review
published 16 yrs ago
I had never been to the...
reviewed by
berliner

7.0

I had never been to the Crazy Horse in San Francisco. I was walking down Market Street on a Monday night. As usual lots of "unique" people were out on the street.…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Went by Crazy Horse on a...
reviewed by
rainier

8.3

Went by Crazy Horse on a Tuesday afternoon with a plan to see Tiffany who i"d seen before. Not many girls there at this time of day but Tiffany was and I was glad for…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Oh, the Crazy Horse!!! ...
reviewed by
CTQWERTY

7.0

Oh, the Crazy Horse!!! This place sure comes across as anything and everything under one roof. And then they have occasional porn stars visiting for feature shows. And, it's…

review
published 16 yrs ago
I was here on April 9th...
reviewed by
bitterdbag

7.0

I was here on April 9th around 9pm.

In the San Francisco Bay Area this is probably the best value your going to find at a strip club, in my totally biased opinion.

Door fee is $25.…

review
published 16 yrs ago
I was in SF on a...
reviewed by
bigbear

6.3

I was in SF on a business trip and decided to stop and check this place. $25 to get in after 7:00. As many have said, this is a strange lay out for a strip…

review
published 16 yrs ago
I love to visit San Francisco,...
reviewed by
gk

8.0

I love to visit San Francisco, but I haven't posted about SF clubs lately. But nychuck in his 2/5/09 post made me want to chime in. He nailed it! It's like they are stuck in…

review
published 16 yrs ago
I would have to say that...
reviewed by
tuscl

7.3

I would have to say that I enjoyed my visit to CH. I was killing time and decided to stop by. Though the girls are not all model material, they have unique styles and fun…

review
published 16 yrs ago
I can never understand San Francisco...
reviewed by
nychuck2000

5.3

I can never understand San Francisco strip clubs. It's as though nothing has changed since 1978 - the same mirrors, the same sort of depressed, dirty old man feeling. Crazy Horse isn't bad,…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Fairly dingy looking place, far less...
reviewed by
bakasan

5.7

Fairly dingy looking place, far less upkeep than the joints I've been to elsewhere in the country--but seemed par for the course in San Francisco. The stage was a bit awkward, with two rows…