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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

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published 15 yrs ago
Stopped by when I was in...
reviewed by
rider

7.3

Stopped by when I was in town after reading the reviews here. As mentioned, the club is a little unique with its stage set up. It was fairly empty when I got there…

review
published 15 yrs ago
Not a bad trip to the...
reviewed by
mgm27grand

7.0

Not a bad trip to the Crazy Horse. I've been there a few times before, this time I decided to hang more at the stage. It's a great value - for a couple…

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published 15 yrs ago
Make an afternoon visit on a...
reviewed by
rainier

7.7

Make an afternoon visit on a rainy day. there were about 8 dancers there and all were average and bored except a trim Latina. She say right on my lap ang did a slow grind…

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published 15 yrs ago
I have been to CH a...
reviewed by
ezisit

7.7

I have been to CH a bunch of times. There are a wide variety of ladies to choose from with makes this club a great spot for every taste. I love the Asian ladies so…

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published 15 yrs ago
It has been a while since...
reviewed by
sslam2000

7.3

It has been a while since my last visit so I visited again when I was intown for business. The club itself is pretty much the same, but the quality and the quantity of…

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published 15 yrs ago
Visited on a Monday around Thanksgiving....
reviewed by
james2x2

8.0

Visited on a Monday around Thanksgiving. There were a lot of pretty dancers here of all colors and shapes. Lots of Asians, sisters, brunettes, blonds, and others. Basic lap dance is not a good deal…

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published 15 yrs ago
I came in on Monday 12/28...
reviewed by
JRT

5.3

I came in on Monday 12/28 and it was my first time here. The normal cost to get in was $25, but the guy at the front let me in for $15. He remembered me…

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published 15 yrs ago
This club is definitely a different...
reviewed by
mgm27grand

6.7

This club is definitely a different experience. It's an old converted movie theatre, with a single runway. Theatre seats surround the single stage, and there are seats as you walk down the ramp.…

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published 15 yrs ago
I Was in SF on business...
reviewed by
roccoballs

6.3

I Was in SF on business a couple weeks ago, but traveling with a couple guys who wouldn't appreciate the fine art of strip clubbing - go figure! I stopped in about 6:30 on…

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published 15 yrs ago
Stopped by during my latest trip...
reviewed by
bigbear

7.0

Stopped by during my latest trip to SF on Nov 9. Previous visits were positive and I was expecting pretty much the same. When I walked in, there was a hot looking dancer on stage…

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published 15 yrs ago
Went in on a Friday early...
reviewed by
bushwick

8.3

Went in on a Friday early evening, still light outside. Like others have said, Market St. is fairly seedy, but not too dangerous. Parking was an issue; I walked over from the Mission…

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published 15 yrs ago
First time here in September. Saw...
reviewed by
throbbingrobin

6.3

First time here in September. Saw an ad in a local coupon book at the Hotel and walked over. The theatre is a short walk from the downtown convention center. As you approach the area…