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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 15 yrs ago
Visiting San Fran for business and...
reviewed by
boarder6982

6.7

Visiting San Fran for business and had heard about the Crazy Horse Theater. Stopped by at about 10:00 pm and paid the cover. The lay-out is weird with theater seating -- not easy…

review
published 15 yrs ago
After being away from...
reviewed by
hotmarks

8.3

After being away from the club scene for quite a while, I ventured in here to see if I had been missing anything. Boy, am I glad I did! There were…

review
published 15 yrs ago
It has been a few years...
reviewed by
fritzie

6.7

It has been a few years since I had been to the Crazy Horse, but I was in SF late on a Friday evening with some cash in my pocket so I checked it out.…

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published 15 yrs ago
I really do not know why...
reviewed by
JesterCourt

8.7

I really do not know why some say the neighborhood is sketchy. I walked alone from my hotel 3 blocks away after 9PM and did not feel unsafe. The manager at the front desk told…

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published 15 yrs ago
I went there on a Wednesday...
reviewed by
blah88888

8.0

I went there on a Wednesday with a friend of mine. The place is very easy to find, about a 5 minutes walk from Union Square. The cover was $25, which I though…

review
published 15 yrs ago
Stopped by when I was in...
reviewed by
rider

7.3

Stopped by when I was in town after reading the reviews here. As mentioned, the club is a little unique with its stage set up. It was fairly empty when I got there…

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published 15 yrs ago
Not a bad trip to the...
reviewed by
mgm27grand

7.0

Not a bad trip to the Crazy Horse. I've been there a few times before, this time I decided to hang more at the stage. It's a great value - for a couple…

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published 15 yrs ago
Make an afternoon visit on a...
reviewed by
rainier

7.7

Make an afternoon visit on a rainy day. there were about 8 dancers there and all were average and bored except a trim Latina. She say right on my lap ang did a slow grind…

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published 15 yrs ago
I have been to CH a...
reviewed by
ezisit

7.7

I have been to CH a bunch of times. There are a wide variety of ladies to choose from with makes this club a great spot for every taste. I love the Asian ladies so…

review
published 15 yrs ago
It has been a while since...
reviewed by
sslam2000

7.3

It has been a while since my last visit so I visited again when I was intown for business. The club itself is pretty much the same, but the quality and the quantity of…

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published 15 yrs ago
Visited on a Monday around Thanksgiving....
reviewed by
james2x2

8.0

Visited on a Monday around Thanksgiving. There were a lot of pretty dancers here of all colors and shapes. Lots of Asians, sisters, brunettes, blonds, and others. Basic lap dance is not a good deal…

review
published 15 yrs ago
I came in on Monday 12/28...
reviewed by
JRT

5.3

I came in on Monday 12/28 and it was my first time here. The normal cost to get in was $25, but the guy at the front let me in for $15. He remembered me…